Lithos

Male, Straight or Bi (not really sure), a weird person who has no clue what they are doing. If I happen to offend you, please let me know so I can fix myself and become more open minded. Thank you! Also, I really like Fmab, and my favorite character is Greedling cause he's hot.

[i-am-a-koi]

Hey! How are you holding up?

Hello!!! i am doing great! sleepy, but doing great

[lithoboy]

Nice! It's been a long time

[callmedemjin-deactivated2022041]

Person A: You know, I really look up to you.

Person B: Because you’re short?

[biopanik]

@lithoboy

[lithoboy]

Rei you know it's true

[lithoboy]

*kicks down door and holds you at gunpoint with my Nerf rifle* Sing I'm sexy and I know it

What no

[biopanik]

Did I fucking stutter

[lithoboy]

You can't scare me

[biopanik]

You're right. I can't scare you. But my pickle sausages can.

[quanreblogs]

I'm curious, gimmie a bite

[lithoboy]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT

[quanreblogs]

It was delicious

[lithoboy]

I hate both of you

[lithoboy]

*kicks down door and holds you at gunpoint with my Nerf rifle* Sing I'm sexy and I know it

What no

[biopanik]

Did I fucking stutter

[lithoboy]

You can't scare me

[biopanik]

You're right. I can't scare you. But my pickle sausages can.

[quanreblogs]

I'm curious, gimmie a bite

[lithoboy]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT

[lithoboy]

*kicks down door and holds you at gunpoint with my Nerf rifle* Sing I'm sexy and I know it

What no

[biopanik]

Did I fucking stutter

[lithoboy]

You can't scare me

[lithoboy]

*kicks down door and holds you at gunpoint with my Nerf rifle* Sing I'm sexy and I know it

What no

[i-am-a-koi]

you know when you have that moment when you see someone you find attractive in public 

and you have a crush on them for until you find another attractive person or until you just forget about it

you were that person to a lot of people

and you will never know who they are 

[lithoboy]

Bullshit, I'm the most unattractive fucker out there nobody has had a crush on me

[narrative-foil]

T pose to form a cross and assert dominance over the demon possessing your cat

[i-am-a-koi]

with this logic

that means

when jesus was on the cross

he was t posing and asserting dominance over all those who nailed him to the dang tree 

[lithoboy]

Romans: staple Jesus to the cross

Jesus: Hah fuckers, I'm going to make this a way to assert dominance

[i-am-a-koi]

here have a dumb video of me

[i-am-a-koi]

i fell down after recording this and hit my head on the ground

i regret nothing

[sorointerrobang]

That heel click tho

[i-am-a-koi]

thanks, it took a lot of practice, it is terrifying, cause your hands at down next to your ankles 

[lithoboy]

I'm scared for you koi

[i-am-a-koi]

i’m munchin on some octopus salad 

[sweet-like-the-ocean]

w-what?

[i-am-a-koi]

you heard me, octopus salad

it is seaweed salad but with octopus in it

[lithoboy]

Tentacles kinky

[i-am-a-koi]

don’t make fun of people for things they can’t control 

cause it will make them try and change when they are perfectly fine the way they are

[lithoboy]

Fun fact: I have had a slight limp for most of my life. I got it when I was kicked by a horse when I was five. It's more noticable when I try to walk really fast or even just at random. When I was living with my cousins they would make fun of me for it but I never knew why they would make fun of how I walked.

[i-am-a-koi]

what if you had chocolate in your bloodstream

instead of blood, and like each person had a different type of chocolate, like you could have dark chocolate that was 78% or something 

[lithoboy]

Don't give people more reasons to cut themselves

[a-bisexual-teenager]

My goal is to make satan's asshole throb so much that he sends me to heaven so he doesn't get distracted by his asshole throbbing

Will you just stop already!

[boopboopboopbadoop]

I’m telling you. Science this bitch.

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I don’t have the energy for that now I started coughing so much that I needed my inhaler and it did nothing

[i-am-a-koi]

bold of this person to assume that Satan does in fact have a butthole and not just a second mouth 

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Let me die

[your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva]

what the fuck is this

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I’m coughing a lot and just want to die

[boopboopboopbadoop]

As somebody who chokes on doritos pretty much weekly, the best way to stop coughing is to eat pretty much anything with sugar in it and occasionally hold your breath

[a-bisexual-teenager]

But I’m sick not chocking on Doritos

[lithoboy]

This is not how I expected my cursed anon ask to turn out idk wtf you guys are talking about

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Are you the one who has been sending all those weird asks

[lithoboy]

Yes.

[i-am-a-koi]

i sneezed and nearly hit my head on my table 

[lithoboy]

Damn

[a-bisexual-teenager]

My goal is to make satan's asshole throb so much that he sends me to heaven so he doesn't get distracted by his asshole throbbing

Will you just stop already!

[boopboopboopbadoop]

I’m telling you. Science this bitch.

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I don’t have the energy for that now I started coughing so much that I needed my inhaler and it did nothing

[i-am-a-koi]

bold of this person to assume that Satan does in fact have a butthole and not just a second mouth 

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Let me die

[your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva]

what the fuck is this

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I’m coughing a lot and just want to die

[boopboopboopbadoop]

As somebody who chokes on doritos pretty much weekly, the best way to stop coughing is to eat pretty much anything with sugar in it and occasionally hold your breath

[a-bisexual-teenager]

But I’m sick not chocking on Doritos

[lithoboy]

This is not how I expected my cursed anon ask to turn out idk wtf you guys are talking about

[i-am-a-koi]

my dog bit me

it hurt

my trust has been compromised 

[lithoboy]

Bite it back.

[i-am-a-koi]

you know

after about 2 years of working for an English AA degree

i found out something

I SHOULDA BEEN DOING SCIENCE INSTEAD OF ENGLISH 

I AM ACTUALLY AMAZING AT SCIENCE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lithoboy]

I’m good at chemistry and I dislike the rest of science

[i-am-a-koi]

i am the opposite

i SUCK at chemistry 

rest of science is my jam

especially rocks

i am really good with rocks and crystals 

[lithoboy]

Yo we should work together and rule the science world