[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[zurin]

[visau]

I SUMMON POT OF GREED!

[polygon-wave]

ENEMY OF MY ENEMY, I LEND YOU MY STRENGTH. WE FIGHT AS ONE.

Tides of Annihilation | Mirror Combat Trailer | Xbox Partner Preview 2025

[hotvampireadjacent]

[poisonedstamps]

and here we have the internal thought processes of legendary defense attorney phoenix wright

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

[metis12375]

[sweeetestcurse]

Zeno 04/??

[angel-sephiroth]

ŌKAMI (2006)

[squeakitties]

steam big picture mode was designed to be clicked on by accident two or three times per year

[strawbebbynya]

[girlnephew]

[lieserli]

[catilinas]

showing my onion the roman baths

[leporidie]

whenever my program freezes

[marogarreh]

I was afraid you weren't capable of feeling emotions… But you're just not good at recognizing them.

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[nick-nonya]

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

[nick-nonya]

illl fucjing do it