Too Much Social Anxiety

I'm just posting whatever these days lol. 28. He/Him. Hella gay, hella broke. Virgo ♍. Sadly american. Wannabe gamer. Pokemon Coordinator and Master. Bluesky is same username, 18+ only please

[littiescorp]

I cleaned a work mirror and it thanked me by making me look good

[camillefaglia]

reblog to play with the balls of the user you reblogged this from.

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]

[stunningpicture]

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

[mutantkitten]

ascend

[stoleyourcarbon]

bye bye lil sebastian

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[importantcatpics]

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[fuck-customers]

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[importantcatpics]

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[tlirsgender]

X-Men Writing Proposal: Nightcrawler starts saying "y'all" in that specific way europeans do it when english isn't their first language & it annoys them that english doesn't have a plural "you". Everyone blames Rogue. He won't stop

[tlirsgender]

This is always happening with germans and it never sounds natural and personally as a usamerican southerner I find it delightful. They're right. English DOES have a plural "you" if you believe in yourself and have love in your heart

[tlirsgender]

My favorite part of this post is all the germans in my notes being like "wait I do that"

[tlirsgender]

Ach... mein secondpersonpluralpronoun ...

[maid-photographer]

The more I get back into doing creative stuff the more I understand that one Fujimoto quote

[malpensante]

[letatlin]

for anyone wondering about the second quote:

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[aj-living-life]

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

[aj-living-life]

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.