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Here is the Zola Story Transcribed
written by @zolarmoon on 10/28/2015
Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this bitch here fell out???????? Itâs kind of long but full of suspense
Okay listen up. This story long. So I met this white bitch at hooters. I was her waitress! She came in with this old ass big ass black dude. So you know as a hooters girl we have to talk to our customers. So I sit wit them & we get to talkin & she tells me she dances! So Iâm like Oh yes bitch me too! Then she tells me this hulking black man is her sugar daddy. & Iâm like oh yes bitch my SD at home. I feel it I feel it. So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever. & we exchange numbers!! & we like ânext time u dance hum ima come dance wit you!â & they leave.
So THE NEXT DAY I get a text like âBITCH LETS GO TO FLORIDA!â & Iâm like huh??? Sheâs like âIâm going to dance in Florida, letâs go!!â Now Iâm skeptical like DAMN bitch we just met and we already taking hoe trips together???? BUT I had went to FL 2 months prior & made 15K. So lowkey I was down. So I was like âokay Iâll go. Whoâs all going & when we leaving.â All this bitch says is âbe ready by 8â So I call her like âbitch I SAID whoâs all going!â & she says âmy boyfriend & our room mate & my room mate has a place in Tampa â So Iâm like ok ok ok. Iâll be ready. So I pack my baddest stripper wear & Iâm ready. Now my nigga DID NOT want me to go. He was soooooo hurt. So I had to fuck him calm, & then I left.
Now when I got in the car it was a white boy (her bf) & this hulking black guy (NOT the same one). So I texted her on the slick while in the backseat like âanother sugar daddy? U got a type bitch!â & THE BLACL DUDE HAD HER DAMN PHONE!!! So he starts laughing & he goes âIâm using her GPS. no Iâm not a SD Iâve known her & her dude for 8 years. We all live together..â So I was like âMy bad. Who lives in Tampa?â & black dude (still aint told me his name) goes âmy fianceâ âŚso tht was it.
Now we on the road. The ride was cool. We all talking. Laughing. Blasting Gucci. I take a nap & wake up in FLâŚthe black guy goes âIma put y'all in a room then take yall to the club while I go visit my girl. Jarett (her white bf) will be at the room if y'all need a ride after workâ ..sounds fair. BUT we donât pull up to the four seasons bitch. We pull up to a raggedy ass motel. So I said REAL QUICK âIâm not staying here Hunâ THERE WERE LITERAL PROSTITUTES STANDING WITH THEIR PIMPS OUTSIDE. I SWEAR TO GOD. I said âI have $. I can get my own room. Itâs fineâ so jessica (the white bitch) pulls me to the side & is like âwe gone be at the club all night. This room for Jarrett not us! dnt even tripâ So I was like yea bitch okay. But trust I am NOT laying my head here. So we leave our shit at the motel wit Jarrett & head to the club.
So we working. It was king of slow (it was early Friday night) the club had HELLA rules which Iâm not use to (Ima full nude typa bitch). But this club require pasties & boy shorts & all this other shit..whatever. So after making about $800, I was ready to go. She was talking to some dude, tryna talk him out his wallet & they exchanged numbers. So I was like âcall ur man. Iâm ready!â ..she calls The black dude. Iâm like ummm thatâs not ur man but okay. So I pull her to the side before he pulled up like âwassup wit ur roommate?â And she was like weâre really close. Before I met Jarrett I was with him. He was taking care of me. I was like OHHH well I donât need that. âTaking care of Meâ in stripper language means that was her pimp. So I was like does Jarrett know? & she goes âof course notâ âŚstrike 1.
So then she goes âI didnât make anything tonight. What u make because heâs gna askâ ..I said âumm thatâs not yalls business Jess!â ..chill. So he pulls up & AS SOON as we get in he goes âwhat y'all makeâ we said at the same time ânothingâ âŚso he goes damn my girl said she had a bad night too. We finna go pick her up. (His fiance who lives down here) ..we pick her up & he goes ânobody made shit. Y'all wanna trap?â Trap in stripper lingo means trick. So jessica goes âhell yea! U got some clientsâ im in the back on mute. He was like âu can get some!â So jess is like âyea i need to trap. But jarret is at the room!â & he goes âi wasnt putting yall in thay shit hole tht was for him not y'all"
Im still quietâŚ.we pull up to a nice ass hotel on the other side of town & he goes âill get the clients together & text yall off thisâ ⌠He handed her a trap phone. So i am mind blown at this point. . So then we get to the room. Nice as fuck. Just me & jess & i start GOIN OFF. âBITCH U GOT ME FUCKED UP. IM NOT ABOUT TO PLAY WIT U HO. IM GOIN HOMEâ so she starts cryin & shes like âi didnât wanna take this trip alone. Please dont leave me. I would be so scared aloneâ shes fucking sobbing. Im like oooommmmgggggg really?! Now im feeling bad for the ho. She goes âu can just check the guys in, heâs not gna force u to trapâ i said âOH BITCH I KNOW HE NOT I KILL DEAD ASS KILL YALLâ verbatim. So she cleans herself up & theres a knock at the doorâŚi open the door & some fat white man goes âim here for the white girlââŚ. So I check his pockets, take his wallet & let him inâŚthey start fucking RIGHT on the bed next to me. It was a fucking mess. A MESS.
So when they finished he gave her $100. I said âjess, u sellin puss for $100???? Pussy is worth thousands. U trippinâ she goes âi dont. make the prices. The prices are already discussed before they come in. So i was like bitch no. If u gone do this. Do it rightâŚ. So i took some pics of her & put em on backpage. Along with a the trap phone # wit a MINIMUM of $500. The phone starts BLOWIN UP!!! I was like âse bitch. I got u a nigga comin up RIGHT NOW giving $500 for 15 minsâ âŚhe comes, i check him they get it in, he leaves. We are doing this ALL NIGHT!!! She fucked about 20 dudes and her sorry ass pimp only sent 3 of them
..so around 6am JARRET CALLS. She answers on speaker & he is going OFF!!!âWHERE TF ARE U & ZOLA?! The club BEEN CLOSED!â she goes âwe went 2 another club cus it was slowâ So im googling 24h clubs (FL has a few) tryna help her lie & he is NOT having it. Hes LIVID. He goes âif u went home wit a dude ur DEAD!â So he asks to speak to ME?! I was likr maaannn ima end up killin these crazy white niggas tonight. So he starts cursing ME out!!! âWhere are yall! I kno sheâs lying!! Dont be a ho like her zola!!â I said âi PROMISE you, im notâ ..he hangs up on me & that was it. We didnt hear from him for the trst of the night. . We fall asleep.
A fee hours later the black dude (I STILL DONT KNOW HIS NAME) comes up. Heâs like âhow much u make lastnightâ jess goes â5,500â i was like WTF WHY SHE TELLIN THE TRUTH?!?! I pimped her NOT HIM!!!! So he goes âwtf how? Thats good but i only sent u 3 clientsâ she goes âzola made me a backpageâ i was like WOOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW. here we goâŚ. So he goes âu can do my job better than me?â I said âi was just helping her out. Irdc. Ur clients were cheapâ he started laughingâŚ. He goes âgive me the moneyâ she gave him ALL OF IT. & he goes âthanks zola. U a real oneâ & throws $500 at meâŚ.. I put that shit right in my bra. Tf. & jess goes, what about me? & he said âu owe me rent jess. U havenât paid in monthsâ i was like damnnnn.
So we leave & head to jarret & the ragedy motel. Cus our shit was there. As we pull up, jarrett chillin outside smoking weed wit some dude. PAY ATTENTION HERE!! We get out & walk up to them & jarrett goes âhere they goâ the pimp goes âHERE WHO GO LIL NIGGA, WHO DIS?!â Jarrett starts laughing & was like âhe was asking me who i was here wit & i said my girl & her friends thats all. Chill outâ ⌠The guy jarrett was talkin to laughs & goes âill catch u later man. Nice meeting u.â & leaves. He was a black guy wit dreads. A FL nigga. So we all go up to the room & the pimp is going OFF on jarrett. âU dont knoe these niggas!! I canât believe u told him 2 bitches in here!!â & jarret goes âhe asked why i was out here mad lastnight. All i said was my girl went to work wit her friend & i aint want her to!â Now the pimp SCREAMING âSO THAT NIGGA KNO ITS MONEY UP HERE NOW?! HELL NO. WE GOTTA GO!! NOWâ me and jess are like . So we pack our shit & head out.
We went to a nicer hotel about 20 minutes away. So the pimp was like âzola keep a eye on jarrett!â I was like oh shit he den promoted me to look out & shitâŚso he leaves (to go back to his fiance at home) & jarret & jess start arguing. He was like âi know u was trappin jess. I saw the backpage add hoâ and he shows her a screenshot..i was like OH SHIT. HERE WE GOOOO. So he starts cryin like a bitch. I was like wow. Hes like âi thought u were done wit this. I didnt come to FL for this. U messyâ⌠Then he turns 2 me & goes âthis what u came here for zola?!â I said âHELL NA jarret she lowkey set me up. Im not fuckin wit yall after thisâ He goes âwow u even set up ur friend. U such a hoâ so they arguing for hours.
I leave & go down to the pool. I mean, i am in florida ! So MY MAN calls me! I lied & said everything was okay. I didnt want him worrying. I had a nice dinner & then the pimp calls the trap phone. I answer & hes like âsince u a maadam & shit, do that shit again tonight. But set up outcalls only cus this hotel 2 nice 2 trap out ofâ I was like cool. I gotchu. Especially for another $500. So i go up to the room & told jess to get ready. Jarrett goes WTF AGAIN BITCH NO!!!! I said âjarrett calm down. Pleaseâ this white nigga starts PUNCHING HIMSELF!!!! Like crazy people do dawg!! I was like OH HELLLL NAWLLL. He goes âif u do this again jess. I will kill myself. I love u 2 muchâ..I was like this nigga lost in the sauce & his bitch lost in the game. So i said âjarret sit THE FUCK down. Jess come on so i can take some pics itâs already 10oclock. Yall playinâ so i make her a fresh ad.
We come out the bathroom (i did her hair & makeup & shit) & jarret goes âeverybody knows you a ho now. Fuck u. I wanna go home!â I said HUH? He throws his phone at her and its HER FACEBOOK!!! A status of BOTH ads!!!!! HER MOM IS ON THERE GOIN OFFFFFF in the comments!!! Jessica starts BAWLING!! âOmg. My mom had my daughter this week! How could u!! She on the floor literally breaking downâ âŚi was like . So jessica calls the pimp & tells âJARRETT JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON FACEBOOK. MY WHOLR FAMILY SEES!â The pimp goes âI TOLD ZO TO WATCH HIM!!!â LITERALLY 5 mins later its the pimp BANGING at our door. He comes in wit his fiance this time. & snatches jarrett up by the neck. He wasted NO TIME!! He goes âi should really kill yo ass.â Jarrett is dangling off the ground crying âplease dont pleaseâ ..lowkey im cryin. The fiance pulls out a handgun yall!!! She goes âu want to bae or what? Fuck him. He did OUR girl so wrongâ i was like OH MY FUCKING GOD!
So now jess steps in âshes like please dont. Just beat his ass Zâ i was like (oh his name z? Okay. Got it) so he puts him downâŚ. Z goes. Naw i am gone kill his manhood though. . And he sits on the bed next to his fianceâŚhe goes âsit in front of me jarrettââŚ.. He doesâŚstill crying. He goes âdelete the post. And give me ur phoneâ âŚhe did..then he goes âcome here jessâ âŚi was so lost. His FIANCE unbuckled his pants and jess gets on her knees & starts sucking his dick IN FRONT OF JARRET AND I !!!!!! I was like YOOOOOOOOOO. He then gets upâŚand starts fucking jess from the backâŚjarret just sitting thereâŚim standin wit my mouth to the FLOOR!!! The fiance right next to them wit a gun in her lap..i was like damnnnnnâŚ
So then he gets up & says âgo clean up jess. U gotta workâ He looks at jarret & says âany questions?â Jarret says âi wanna go homeâ  i laughed out loud. I couldnt help it.. & z goes âna. Ima spend the night wit my girl so YOU gone take jess to her outcalls.â I was like DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Thats fucked bro. He goes âzola got the clients & addresses so yall can take herâ & him & his fiance leaveâŚ.the room is silent for the next 30mins. Swear. The first client calls & says he readyâŚ.so jarrett takes us. Z left a handgun but told me not to tell them. He slid it to me on the slick. He texted the trap phone like âim trusting u wit my bitch zola. If anything goes left. Use itâ i was like WHAT?! NIGGA I CANT!!!
So anyway, jarrett took us to about 4 clients & then the phone was slow. Me & jarrett were in the car together while she was workin so we. Starting haviny deep convo. He really wasnt a bad dude. But he was bipolar. VERY bipolarâŚso I understood his outburst a little more. So we head back to the hotel & i flget this one last call late af. & the client says âi got 5,000 but i want 2 bitchesâ i said âoh sorry we. only have 1.â The client goes âwell i got 2,000 for 1 but its 4 dudes..& we only do incallsâ i was like wow. Whut?? So i text z & told him. He was like âhell yea, tell him come on.â So i set it up. Then last min the client goes âactually; out call is fineâ & gives me a address. So we get in the car & head to the addressâŚ.jess goes âits 4 of them can u just wait in the hall pleaseâ i was like bitch iight cmon.
So we head up to the room number they gave & jess knocks. A dude goes âwho is itâ & she says âincallâ the door FLINGS OPEN FAST AS FUCK. AND TWO BIG BLACK DUDES SNATCHED JESS!!!!! BitchâŚ.i ran so got damn fast i couldnt even see straight. I was OUT!!! Fuck that. I run out and THE CAR IS GONE!!! Im screaming âJARRETT!!!JARRETTT!!â This fool gone. So i call him, STILL RUNING & he like âyall done?!â I said âBITCH Z TOLD U TO NEVER LEAVE US!! WHERE ARE U!!â Hes like âim at the gas station. I was thirsty. I though she was gone be a minâ Im STILL RUNNING. lmfaooo. Dont know WHERE im going. Im like âthey snatched her dude!! COME GET ME. IM CALLIN THE POLICE!!!â
He pulls up a minute later & is like âdont call the police. Call zâ i was like âz gone BEAT EVERYBODY ASS!! YOU WASNT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE!â & heâs like âwell YOU have the gun. If u call the cops u done too!â I was like shit. U right. So I called z & told him what happened! Z IS LIVID!!! and this deep african accent comes out!! I couldnt even understand him on the phone. I was like maaaannnnn. We dead bro. So z pulls up & is like âletâs go..â I said âummm ima stay here. Yall goâ he goes âIM NOT IN THE MOOD RN. COME TF ON!!!!â So we all go. Me & jarrett on the side of the hall where u cant see & z knocks on the door! ..a man goes âwho is itâ z goes âwhere my bitch man?!â Jessica SCREAMS. & the voice says âaint no bitch in here bruhâ i was like oh. My. GodâŚz goes âopen the doorâ âŚ.guess who opens the door. THE NIGGA WIT DREADS THAT JARRETT WAS SMOKIN WIT AT THE RUN DOWN MOTEL!!!!!!!!!
I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! So he goes âcome in & check.â To z. Z motioned for us to stay hidden. THANK GOD. So he goes in the room & dread head there by himself rn. Z sits on the bed wit his strap out & goes âwhere she at man?â Dreads goes âwell since she wants to steal work frm my girls. She clearly wants to be here wit usâŚ.(we still dont see jess) so z goes to the closet and bust the door in & she in there. Tied up. Knocked tf out. Dreads goes âi got 20K for her right now man & all is forgivenâ z said âwe made more then 20k this weekend alone. Get outta here!â So dreads goes âmy dudes downstairs not gone just let u walk out wit her like thatâ & z said âweâll seeâ âŚmind u i can barely see. Im around the corner. So i just hear everythingâŚ
next thing i know i hear some shuffling & a gun goes off..once again I TAKE OFF. But i took off down the hall threw the back!! Jarrett wasnt far behind & then we look behind us & z is runnin too wit jess over his shoulder. He throws jess in the car & hops in the drivers seat! I hopped in wit him & jarret hopped in the other car & we got the fuck ON. Im cryin. I said âwtf happened?!â He goes âthat nigga reached for his piece. I shot him in the face manâ i was like OHHHMMAAAGAWDDD. We got back to our hotel, packed our shit & checked out.
We went to z and his fiances condoâŚnice as FUCK by the way.. Jess is up now & she tells us what happend. Apparently they recognized her from the motel & set her up (clearly) & once they snatched her. They told her to trap for them & she said no. So they beat her assâŚ.thats what z interrupted when he knocked so they knocked her outâŚ. I was likeâŚ..I REALLY gotta go home yall. Sorry to kill the mood but i cant take nomore of this. Jarrett was like âsameâ Zâs fiance was in the kitchen counting money dawg. Just like a rich ho. So z was like âeverybody get some sleep. I gotta get rid of thisâ (Talkin about the gun) so he leavesâŚwe all try to get some sleep.
The next morning he comes in wit tickets for me & jarrett. Jarrett goes âim not leaving jess here. Not after last night. She has a daughter & needs to come homeâ z was like âna we making moneyâ I was like wooooww wit a black eye & busted lip & some FL niggas looking for yall u STILL tryna trap? Crazy. I was like âWELL IM READY!â Jess goes âitll be ok jarrett. Iâll be home in 3 daysâ jarrett started wit that punching himself shit againâŚi was like mannn. Here we go. Jarrett goes âcome with me or im killing myselfâ z was like âugh. Not this shit again. Ill be in the car. Yall 2 hurry up!â
So jarrett is literally breaking down. U ever seen someone hysterically crying? Its intense. & jess tryna calm him. . Im at the door ready. Jarrett randomly stops crying. Instantly. Like some movie shit. & goes âso u arent comin?!â Jess said âno jarrett. I cantâ this nigga jarret. RUNS TOWARDS THEIR BALCONY & JUMPS!! I swear to GOD. bible. He fucking jumped. I screamed SO LOUD my heart stopped. Jess runs towards the balcony & this nigga jarrett was hanging. He didnât fall all the way. He was stuck by his pants. THANK GOD!!!! We were only on the 4th floor but he still wouldve died. It was a good drop. So jess is helping him & i call z lmfaoo. Still crying. I was like âjarrett is stuck. He tried to jump off ur balconyâ z was like âWHAT IS WRONG WIT THIS NIGGA!! FAMILIES LIVE HERE BRO WTFâ
So z came up, helped get him. Slapped the fuck out of him (literally) & physically guided him to the carâŚjess comes out & goes. âI swear I didnât set u up Zola. I never intended for u to trap. Thats why u didnt! I hope we can be friends afterâ . I looked at her like she wasnât speaking English & i said âim not gone beat yo ass rn bcus u already in bad shape. But i better not ever see or hear from you againâ & she walked awayâŚ.z LITERALLY buckled jarretts seat belt lmfao. & we went to the airport.. Bare with me. Itâs almost over.
When we landed in Detroit my man picked us up. We both looked HORRIBLE. so washed up & tired. My man was like âwho is this white boy & wats wrong wit yallâ i said âbabe. Neither of us r the same. Just tak him 2 his car & tak me homeâ We drop jarrett off & on the way home i told him everything. He couldnt even speak honestly. Check this out, this the last 4 tweets.
I get a collect call 4 days later from a jail in LAS VEGAS! Itâs JESSICA! She goes âwe got caught trappin in vegas & we all got arrestedâ I said âoh. Why u callin me?â She goes âz was wanted for kidnapping 15 underage girls & is linked to 6 murders including FLâ I said âFlorida? Muder? U have the wrong number!â She screams âASK JARRETT TO BAIL ME OUT, He wont answer my collect callâ I said âJARRETT??? U really have the wrong numberâ i hung up & called jarrett. He goes âyea i heard. Its on the news. Hes a huge traffickerâ I found out later that jessica & his fiance played victim & said they were forced & z whoâs name i cant pronounce was a african man & was. Wanted literally everywhere. He got sentenced to life & i hear jess is back in Detroit wit her mom & babyâŚ. And thats the end of that. If u stuck wit that whole story you are hilarious lol.
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