silly!!

He/she/they :0]

[little-clown-guy]

Hi!!!!

hi im jazz :0]

i use he/she/they pronouns!!!

i am generally silly…

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[tizzymcwizzy]

i think its funny when objects are like this

[dogpuppy]

“hi welcome to gas station what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get drinks?”

“absolutely, do you want honey bun or just drinks?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the honey bun. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the honey bun would be great”

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[mothsghozt]

And I am an unreliable narrator because I Like To Lie For Fun !!

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I mostly post the good things about having a kid but god damn this fucking sucks he won’t stop crying and begging for the fart gun from despicable me because he saw it at the store and now saw it on the movie. I’m going insane but I understand he’s very emotional right now. Still though why are kids so annoying sometimes, he’s not normally like this with random shit he sees at the store.

[dogpuppy]

[rainbow-femme]

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

[rainbow-femme]

[semutamusic]

[birdidentifier]

[catboybiologist]

[cheshires-wonderland]

@doveghost

[doveghost]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i wouldn't necessarily have a problem with seeing a doctor whose name was dr skull. but if his office was in a cave i'd be alert for signs of a lair

[cloudofbutterflies]

A 19-year-old black trans girl was shot to death this month, and there has been absolutely no media reporting on it - despite extensive reporting on almost identical incidents in the same part of Florida, at the same time. The police, as usual, misgendered her in the police report and have done nothing to find her killer. Her name was Jayla Mcgee. Black trans people deserve to grow old.

A Black trans teen was shot and killed in Florida. Almost no one reported it

Police misgendered Jayla McGee, local media overlooked her homicide, and her community was left to make sure she was not erased.

[razziecat]

The site notes that McGee was the 15th reported transgender person of color killed in the United States this year.

[horse-at-law]

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Never fuck with people dressed in the old, classic wizard style (blue robes, yellow/gold accents, crescent moons, stars). The only type of wizards that dress like that have either been wizards for a year and want to emulate the greats, or have been doing godlike cosmic manipulation for two thousand years, and if you accidentally mess with the latter one you end up trapped in a mirror orbiting Jupiter for untold millenia.

[little-clown-guy]

Only trust guys in party city outfits

[boxheadpaint]

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

[little-clown-guy]

Visit Original Link

love like you on piano!! My cover of it (instrumental only) :)

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury