My Mortician Life

Making my way through, just walking along, the fact that I have a dead person on a gurney is nothing to be concerned about. I work as an embalmer in a funeral home and really enjoy what I do. Sometimes I'll post about weird stuff from work, or just things related to the field that I find interesting or humorous.

[iguanamouth]

i cant think of a caption for this so heres some other sentence: dont leave your unfinished drink on the bus seat because sometimes i sit there and then i gotta deal with your bottle

[shubbabang]

so my mom told me to go look at facebook and see what my uncle posted and

HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO EVEN

[pxblohoney]

okay so my grandma had this friend and he was late to everything, but he didn’t really mind, as he would always joke around and say ‘oh well, as long as i’m not late to my own funeral’.

he recently passed away and last week at his funeral, everyone was in the church waiting for it to begin. they waited for more than 30 minutes past the set time and then came the news: 

the hearse had gotten stuck in traffic. the hearse with his body in it. 

he was late to his own fucking funeral. 

[lol-post]

[little-embalmythings]

Listening to Pandora at work when 'I can hear the bells' from Hairspray comes on. Singing along and as the song comes to an end i hear a pacemaker beeping in the other room. I am laughing so hard right now.

[nwhrchris-deactivated20180906]

[little-embalmythings]

Everyday at work

[little-embalmythings]

The joy you get from getting to put ridiculous blue eye shadow on someone for their funeral. Going out Waffle House chic.

[prettygirlsdiggravess]

[little-embalmythings]

This is exactly what my Funeraal Directors think. Get a clue.

[octopussoir-]

[little-embalmythings]

Have definitely done this.