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[pitbolshevik]

[lotrfansaredorcs]

During Boromir’s death scene in the Fellowship of the Ring film, you a hear a choir in the soundtrack. The choir isn’t singing random vowel sounds; they’re actually singing in Elvish.

The English translation of the lyrics? It’s a line from the books: “I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only what they defend.”

For bonus hurt points– in the book, those lines were said by his little brother Faramir.

[insomniac-arrest]

will anything go as hard as lotr like this ever again? we might never know

[tryagainluv]

[long-live-solaris]

Aldrik: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Baldair: I didn't. You just walked into the room and started talking.

Aldrik: I don't have time for a history lesson.

[thotpickle-has-seen-nct]

Me(lying to myself): Cliches are tired and they have no effect over me.

The plot: sad boi...🥺

Me: .........

The plot: ...needs love...🥺

Me: wait stOP-

The plot: from angry girl🥺

Me:

[bookofmandalore]

Prince Aldrik's Guide to Romance

First, you write snarky notes in secret. Banter back and forth with bae. Complain about it, but actually really enjoy being a secret mentor.

Then, you wait by your room dramatically. Take note of "knowing" bae was coming.

Then, you call bae a parrot because she talks "too much" and repeats everything you say.

Then, you go from 0 to 100 in asking her if she's lain with a man, or pleasured herself.

Finally, you sneak up behind bae tell her to trust you, and push her off a ledge in an effort to teach her about her powers.

[invictusdarling]

me: i hate cliches

author: one of them is injured and the other helps them bandage up

me, sobbing: ONE OF THEM IS INJURED AND THE OTHER HELPS THEM BANDAGE UP

[guerrillatech]

[booksandothersecrets]

Enemies to lovers romance is the journey from sweetheart (derogatory) to sweetheart (affectionate)

[long-live-solaris]

Vhalla: You’re smiling. Did something good happen?

Aldrik: Can’t I smile for no reason at all?

Vhalla:

Elecia: Baldair tripped and fell down the stairs.

[long-live-solaris]

Vhalla: I think you’ve made a mistake.

Aldrik: My whole life has been a series of mistakes. You’re gonna have to be more specific.

[long-live-solaris]

Larel: What state are you in?

Vhalla: Constant anxiety.

Aldrik: Denial.

Baldair: Perfection.

Fritz:

Fritz: Solaris?

[long-live-solaris]

Aldrik: Thanks for agreeing to see me.

Baldair: I didn't. You just walked into the room and started talking.

Aldrik: I don't have time for a history lesson.

[long-live-solaris]

Aldrik: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Aldrik:

Aldrik: Actually, it’s going to bug me if I don’t.

[the-long-dog]

Can we please have more Peach? ♡♡

Okay! 

Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle. 

[mysteryhack]

[the-long-dog]

Can we please have more Peach? ♡♡

Okay! 

Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle. 

[mysteryhack]

[backdraft-bimbo]

This is straight out of a romantic comedy