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MDZS FIC SEARCH!!
Hello all, I am trying to find an MDZS fic but I’m having no luck so I’m hoping someone may help me.
The fic starts off with Lan Sizhui from a modern au going to sleep and waking up as little Wen Yuan with a fever. I remember him hearing Wei Wuxians voice and calling out for his baba
Small time skip here but Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji and Wen Yuan meet Lan Xichen and Lan Qiren at the market in Yilling, and the two Lans kinda auto assume that Wen Yuan is Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji’s bio kid and that Wei Wuxian was pregnant during the sunshot campaign.
Can only remember bits and pieces from here on out but I do remember Jiang Chang getting his crap together and actually talking to Wei Wuxian and them both moving all the Wen Remnants to Jiang territory.
I think it was an incomplete fic, I’ve been looking for this fic for hours now with multiple changes in filters on ao3 but so far have had no luck.
If anyone can find it or at least something similar that would be absolutely amazing!!
FIC FOUND
The fic was A-yuan’s Big Adventure by KatanaHatake
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46102639
Only reason I found it was because it just updated!
"Read a book before bed" doesn't apply to SVSSS by the way. You will be excited out of your mind fully awake your brain moving at 100km per hour with the urge to jump up and down and hit something. And all because Shen Yuan said something stupid like "Luo Binghe rips the bong so good, as expected of the stallion protagonist"
This is my ideal bloodymary
My favourite Adrian headcanon is that they're a biologist/zoologist who has seen so much shit, they're completely unphased by any and every alien habit of Grace's.
I mean full-on khaki-shorts-wearing, traversing-wilderness-with-nothin'-but-a-machete Adrian who yoinks snakes outta trees and pets swamp puppies and will unflinchingly dig around in elephant faeces for signs of a rare parasitic tapeworm if needed.
Oh, humans eat socially? No problem, Adrian has observed many many animals eat. Did you know that an obscure species of small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid also eats socially? Adrian can give you a not-so-short presentation on them.
Oh, the human has no external carapace and so its internal sounds are absurdly loud, wet and off-putting? No problem, Adrian was just conducting an expedition last month researching the incredible eridian animal, the Wet Loud Worm from the south-east region of Wet Loud Wormland. They're desensitised, it's fine.
Oh, Grace leaks often from many orifices and it can be a bit of a learning curve to get used to? No problem for Adrian, see Wet Loud Worm paragraph again!
Meanwhile, Rocky is bewildered as to how he's managed to third-wheel both of his relationships, because both Adrian and Grace are nerds who nerd out about things, and Adrian is shaking in their carapace with enthusiasm to learn more about human culture and biology, not to mention everything about earth animals. And yeah, sure, Grace might be a molecular biologist, but he'll be damned if he'll pass up an opportunity to learn about alien fauna from a fellow scientist, and yes, Adrian, he'd love to hear about the small underground dirt creature from the north side of Erid, and he's so excited to learn more about the Wet Loud Worm, do go on.
This is the first and only time this note preview feature has landed. the faint whisper of mike lurking in the shadows
I like how this post is still going around long after it’s outlived this entire website feature
Tbh, I think everyone getting very attached to Tall Adrian™️ kinda makes them miss the potential of the canon reality that Eridians average at 50cm tall.
Grace is living on a planet of toddler sized rocks with twice his strength. If at ANY point he forgets to look where he’s going he is Going Trip Over An Ambassador. Unstoppable force vs. immovable object except Grace is very much stoppable.
Eridians either get used to talking to his shins, craning on their tippy toes to get a good look at his face, or begin forcing him to sit criss-cross applesauce for literally any important meeting. Picture him joining the Erid equivalent of a UN press conference and having to curl up his awkward water body and hug his knees for the whole thing.
He can conceivably be picked up by an alien the size of a hard helmet against his will. He’s surrounded by space roombas with perfect memories and attention spans shorter than his San Francisco classroom who can’t believe he’s incapable of solving complex math in three seconds. He has step stools around his house for them to climb so he can feel like he’s “looking them in the eye” even though Eridians think that’s stupid since they lack both eyes and directional perception.
His students are probably all palm sized. Once he starts teaching he’s fighting cuteness aggression all day every day. They could all break his fingers with hands the size of a button. That knowledge does not stop his cuteness aggression. THIS IS GRACE’S REALITY.
eridian students: savior grace! what is savior rocky to you?
grace: he's the reason i wake up every morning :)
eridian students: aww!
[earlier]
rocky, banging on grace's door: GRACE WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP NOW
Constantly torn between “I can’t ask for help bc then I’m annoying and everyone will be mad” and “I must ask for help at every possible stage because I might do it wrong and then everyone will be mad” ya feel
I just really love the idea of bingge treating shen yuan like a toy he doesn't quite understand. I think while shen yuan sleeps he sneaks into his room and watches his face. Sometimes shen yuan subconsciously feels a presence near him and can't sleep properly. Sometimes he's out like a light and binghe stares at his soft, relaxed face for hours, trying to figure out how shen yuan can go to sleep so unguarded
When shen yuan gets caught by a trap or wild creature, binghe ignores his cries for help. He leans back against a tree and watches shen yuan try to escape on his own against a plant creature that grows two vines everytime one is cut down. Shen Yuan has such intelligent plans and ideas, binghe wants to see what he'll come up with for this. When shen yuan escapes, he gives bingge the silent treatment until binghe makes him dinner
Ita okay though. Because shen yuan expects this kind of thing from his favourite blackened protagonist. Binghe is his little meow meow, in all his toxic and manipulative glory
Binghe: I'll enter shen yuans dreams tonight, take on the form of [current arc villain] and tell him if he betrays emperor Luo, he will be awarded. I look forward to seeing what choice he makes...
Shen yuan: knowing bing-ge, he'd try to test me by doing something like entering my dream and trying to convince me to betray him. I'll go to sleep and just show him I'm on his side until he stops being so wary of me
They have a balanced dance, until bingge messes it up by falling for shen yuan
let them cuddle this is no longer a request
I think there's a great chance the existence of mirrors/reflective surfaces silently fucks Rocky up.
Like, Grace is in the bathroom, shaving, the curtain pulled to the side and suddenly he stops and says "stop touching my stuff". Rocky, frozen, somewhere behind him, can't fathom how Grace sensed that. He was so quiet. The razor is so loud. Grace's still facing away from him. What the fuck.
Grace repairing some panel or other and asks for a tool. Without even turning around, he says "no, not that one, the one to its left". Rocky's like are you shitting me. I know for a fact your hearing is ass. You can only see in one direction and I'm not in it!! What?!
Binghe and Qinghua are similar in the sense theyd both be 20 years into marriage and still ask, "wait... you love me?? Like for real??" Except Binghe's is just because hes clingy and insecure and Shang Qinghua thought they got married for financial benefits. (mind you hes the one doing the finances)
Lan Wangji had an entire crisis when Wei Wuxian told him he birthed A’Yuan because let’s be so for real if any man could birth a baby it’s Wei Wuxian.
Okay but teacher Grace on Erid having very little say in which kids get filtered into his class, though he is aware that the selection process is super specific and that most of the kids he gets are high performers with star academics and some even with influential parents. He isn't quite comfortable enough with Eridian culture yet to object to the selection process and make it more inclusive, however. That is, until he learns about the special needs kids.
Obviously, there are Eridian kids with special needs, and a few of them even filter into his classes. But one specific type of special needs kid has never shown up in his classes, and the only reason he even learned of the condition is because Rocky and Adrien's first pebble has the condition.
It's initially quite a struggle for them to deal with, and Grace sympathizes of course, because the child will apparently have huge learning and academic struggles and will likely never be able to live on their own. That is, until he learns the details of the disability.
Basically, it's a condition where the part of the Eridian brain that gives them their eidetic memory isn't fully developed, and so these kids just... can't remember things the way most eridians do. And in a culture where an eidetic memory is the norm, all things cater to that, so not having that is actually a massive disability.
But Grace is like, so... this kid just learns the same way a human does, or something like. Which is nothing new to him, though he is somewhat boggled at how much Rocky and Adrian struggle with their infant and their "slow" learning curve, even as far as initial developmental stages. Grace, on the other hand, simply treats the kid the same way he would a human infant, and Rocky and Adrien are impressed with his patience.
But, through this, it occurs to Grace that there must be other kids out there with this disability who likely aren't getting the attention and chances in life that they deserve, because Eridian culture is particularly hostile toward this disability, and actively views those with it as unable to function in regular society.
So Grace demands that a special course be put together where he teaches kids with this disability specifically. Rocky is hesitant, as most kids with this disability are home schooled and kind of... kept shut away. But Grace insists and as one of Erid's saviors, he gets what he wants eventually.
His first class is super small, maybe only three kids because so few parents were willing to advertise that their children have this disability. And because of the stigma around it, even those who agreed to it are super unsure and want to be present during the lessons, perhaps paranoid about the impression it will leave on Savior Grace, who is so accustomed to only teaching the most gifted students.
But Grace knows exactly how to deal with these kids. Some of them have varying degrees of function when it comes to their memory banks, which isn't so unlike teaching kids on earth. And so Grace is able to introduce all these tools and teaching techniques that were previously unheard of on Erid (though very normal on Earth) like having textbooks for reference with you at all times and having strategies that are less focused on memorization for understanding, and providing these kids with tools like calculators and teaching them the art of taking notes to look back on, etc etc.
Suddenly, with all these tools that most Eridians don't need, these kids are learning at a much faster rate, and succeeding with the help of all their little tools. And because so many normal eridians are ignorant of Grace's actual biology, it's shocking to them that Savior Grace doesn't have an eidetic memory either (shocking to everyone but Rocky anyway)--that his brain functions quite similarly in capacity to these "disabled" children.
Once this news gets around, suddenly there's more kids in his special classes, and there's all kinds of discourse being inflamed because the real reason these kids can't live on their own or function is lack of support from Eridian society.
If Savior Grace, who is well respected as a genius in his own right amongst the Eridians, can function so successfully, they why can't these kids?
I dunno, I just think it's an interesting premise.
Okay, but, the little Eridians that attend Grace's special courses will have to bring way more supplies with them than would be usual.
Little baby Eridians with little baby backpacks, is what I'm getting at here.
Lan Sizhui: Isn't this great? Hanging out? Lan Sizhui: Just the three of us? Lan Sizhui: You, me, and the big wall of lies you built between us. Lan Jingyi: I WAS going to tell you about the time I kissed Jin Ling– Lan Sizhui: WHEN, JINGYI?! WHEN?!
found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.