Rosey Spells

 

[littlebitofwitchery]

NEW FANFIC

SHADOWS OF THE PAST - Hogwarts stands as a beacon of hope and change in the aftermath of the Second Wizarding War. Returning students include Evelyn Blackwood, a witch with a unique ability to glimpse the past through enchanted objects, and Draco Malfoy, who seeks redemption from his family's dark legacy. Amidst the backdrop of recovery and reconciliation, an unexpected love triangle emerges.

[smsims-evekleos]

Released : *here*

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[itselizadraws]

One of my first digital drawings getting back into art but rusty and tried to mess with shadows not my best work but I’m happy to be back at it 🌸

[lesbianshepard]

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: What’s the passcode?

me: Ah fuck. I think it might be 792.....4?

me: Actually no I think it starts with a 2.

me:

me: Yeah I usually just rely on muscle memory for it. Do you think you could get a keypad in here? That might be faster.

[lesbianshepard]

guy interrogating me: who do you work for?!

me: Okay, so this is super embarrassing. I know he told me his name when we first met but I forgot and at this point it would be weird if I asked him for his name again, right? So I just kind of go with “sir” whenever I have to talk to him. It might be David though. He looks like a David.

[lesbianshepard]

me, after being extracted: bad news guys, I totally blew Dave’s cover.

my boss: Wait, what?

me: Yeah, like they had knives and shit and it was kind of stressful so I just told them that my contact’s name was David Johnson. Really sorry about that.

boss: We don’t have a David Johnson working for us. Are you thinking of James?

me: 

me: Good news, guys, I did not blow James’ cover!

[lesbianshepard]

Enemy 1: So, how did the interrogation go?

Enemy 2: We got nothing. All they did was ramble on about their childhood trauma for two hours.

Enemy 1: Hmm. maybe lower the dose of the truth serum next time.

Enemy 2: We didn’t use truth serum.

[twitchyglitchy]

My boss: Alright, what intel did you gather on them?

Me, sipping loudly into a coffee mug: 

Me: Wait I was supposed to do what now?

[overworked-strawberry]

Good Guy: what’s your evil plan???

Me, Who’s Horrible At Summarizing And Staying On Topic: well there was going to be rockets and poison and - oh that comes later but the poison - does that sound silly?? Maybe I should change it idk...

-2 hours later-

you will not BELIEVE what Stephany said about Katherine and- oh i got distracted...what was i... oh shit THE NUKES-

Good Guy *sipping tea*: no no go on what’d she say?

[chaosthedemon]

Boss, after extracting me: Wow good job not giving away any secrets you must be really good at withstanding torture and whatnot

Me, having forgotten them: oh yeah funny story about those secrets were any of them important for me to remember?

[adhd-hippie]

ADHD spy!

[sawyer-saucee]

today’s friendly reminder that CORSETS WERE NOT ANTI-FEMINIST TORTURE DEVICES. They were structural garments that supported the back, lifted the bewbies, and made the rest of a lady’s clothes fit right. Tight-lacing was something that only upper-class people did, and they didn’t even do it that often. Corsets were basically just bras! And a lot of the time, they were more comfortable than modern bras because they were made for each woman based on her individual measurements! Plus-size women AND skinny women wore corsets just like all body types wear bras!! Victorian men and the stories written by them are what taught us to hate them!! They!!! Are!!! Not!!! Torture devices!!!

[scoutbert]

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

[tedtonate-detonate-deactivated2]

(OOC) OH MY GOD ILY FOR THIS

[officialrighthandman]

can you even do that?

[the-named-anon]

?????

[its-elvie-innit]

you’re messing with forces that shouldn’t be messed with op

[branzy-craft]

oooh

[overlordscomicalreblogs]

I don’t think you’ll do it.

[flintdaflunk]

what

is this true

are you the blessed one

[jack-the-snack]

THE ANGLE THAT HAS COME TO SAVE US ALL

[entity-404-archives]

h e l l o

[irishpotato3]

Welcome to hell

[theunluckyggirl]

Lets fucking gooooo

[corpse-husband-gang]

You guys need to stop 😐

These streamers are not your friends and you don’t need to attack their REAL friends for joking

[honeyloverogers-deactivated2022]

I cutely think that Corpse would love to take advantage of how baritone his voice is that if he was your boyfriend and you brought him to your younger siblings, they’d 100% think that he was a monster or a super villain. It’ll be the cutest thing, especially if they hear him while you’re talking to him on the phone 😭❤️

This is so wholesome I— I kinda twisted it a bit ☺️

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐬 & 𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐬

We all know Corpse’s voice is a showstopper.

He can literally utter out one syllable, not even a full word, and the whole world would stop to listen.

I mean that is POWER.

Lets say one day you’re bumping his music while studying or doing assignments and one of your family members is curious as to what you’re listening to.

You hand them and earphone and soon enough, that look spreads across their features.

The look of astonishment, disbelief, curiosity, and shock. The look everyone has when they first hear him.

You brush it off of course, popping your earphone back in and continuing on with your work, the man you love’s voice soothing you through the pile of assignments you have to get through.

He’s too shy and too nervous to.

He’s too shy and too nervous to.

But maybe one day you’re so upset and defeated that he makes it his mission to do a bunch of stupidly humiliating shit to make you feel better.

All he wants to do if hear you laugh and see that adorable smile that sends him into cardiac arrest every single time.

Sure the last thing he needs is another health issue, but you’re worth it.

And his efforts pay off, but you have one more request.

“Can you do the thing?” You mumbled shyly, eyeing him with a doe-like expression, your tiny hands playing with the hem of his hoodie that swallows your whole frame. Your lips are pouted slightly, and Corpse knows this is going to be a dangerous game.

He eyes you suspiously. “What thing?”

“You know,” You whine, kicking your feet adorably. “that thing.”

His eyes widen wider than saucers. He shakes his head vigorously, wild curls flopping everywhere.

“No, no, no, nonono.” He laughs. “I think the fuck not. Nice try though, you brat.”

He thinks he’s gotten away with it until he hears you sigh dramatically, casting your eyes downward as your body slumps on top of his lazily.

“Okay. I get it.” You melodramatically breath.

“Baby—“ “No, no! It’s okay! It’s just...one of my biggest dreams that’s all. Not anymore though, it’s been crushed. But it’s whatver, you know?”

Later that tonight, Corpse joins his normal group of friends in a game of Among Us.

As usual, you join him, quietly dabbling around on your laptop right next to him.

Corpse takes one look at you and sighs.

Good god he thinks to himself the simpee has become the simper.

“I— I’m fuckin’ — I’m fuckin’ whipped bro.” He grumbles into his mic quietly.

“W-What?” Sykkuno questions in confusion, the others following suit.

Corpse clears his throat and grits out one question. The question you’ve been waiting for.

“Where’s Rachel?”

Immediately, the lobby and chat interrupt into pure chaos.

You launch yourself into his lap, cackling into his chest uncontrollably as Rae’s screams pierce their way past his headset.

“Jesus fucking Christ!” You wheeze.

Your reaction sends your boyfriend into an equally uncontrollable fit of laughter, nearly throwing you off his lap as he leans forward and slams his hands against his desk.

“The power you have is untouchable, Y/N! You are our god now!” Felix screams.

“I’m the one that did the fucking thing are you kidding me!?” Corpse argues.

“For her! We stan her now!” Rae shrieks.

Corpse playfully rolls his eyes, squishing your cheeks with one hand before pressing a sloppy smooch on your lips.

“You happy now, you lil freak?” He chuckles deeply, a perfect harmony for your giggles.

The next day “Simps for Y/N” is trending.

[jayadan-deactivated20240228]

This is my favorite form of entertainment.

[wcreaf]

Sequel:

[beccaland]

Geek gatekeeping is a deadly occupation, and NOBODY has to do it.

Learn from the examples of the fallen, fellow nerds. Don’t be that guy.

[greenbeansinamug]

oh shit mr gaiman straight up murdered the person

[doctorthasmin-deactivated202410]

This still makes me giggle 😂

[injuries-in-dust]

This is right up there with those screenshots of a person mansplaning comic books to Gail Simmone,

[finnglas]

Sometimes you murder people on the internet.

Sometimes they run into your knife six times.

[randomslasher]

[randomslasher]

Oh God I keep finding more

[hypdom-deactivated20210221]

Oh this thread…. This thread… So good…

[ssaisstopsexualassaultinsch-blog]

Consent Education.

[the-psychlife]

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[unedited-spoonie]

And please note that there are no specific pronouns. Consent is ALWAYS required from ALL individuals, regardless of gender, sex, relationship, et cetera.

[babypinkb1tch]

Idc if this doesnt match my theme

[pink-nympho]

Consent is so important to know about!!

[flipface4]

I know I avoid any sexual content on this blog but this is insanely important.

[asexualautistic]

This post is important and the pillow comment is funny

[ajleanon5]

CONSENT!!!!!!

[hisbabybluebunny-deactivated202]

Being in a relationship is also not automatic consent. You are not being a bad partner for saying no.

[lazysagittarius]

I agree with the above comment my boyfriend and I practice that all the time if he says he’s not in the mood even if I am there will be nothing more than cuddles and dumb jokes happening the rest of the night, because I respect him and he does the same thing for me. It’s just basic respect for another person.

[virtualsandwhich]

i was taught in school that asking for consent is very similar to asking someone if they wanted some tea, and it is strangely very helpful.

[night-dragon937]

tHE TEA VIDEO YES

[bluefall23]

Reblogging for the tea video. Go watch that shit now.

[useryennefer]

The Witcher Appreciation Week

day one:  favorite character(s)  — People linked by destiny will always find each other.

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[cydonianlady]

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

[thenightling]

Dignity is rare on this site. 

[soupydoobydoo-deactivated202602]

THAT LAST COMMENT THO

[time-to-slay-queen-deactivated2]

Very rare indeed

[littlebitofwitchery]

[kumatan0720]

Every tall, handsome, well-dressed man looks better in a babywrap 👀

I’m hosting my first DTIYS on Instagram. You’re welcome to join there because it’s harder to keep track of everyone’s entry on Tumblr. Rules are listed on my Instagram post. Have fun 💛

[shotbyhazelg]

The most valuable chart…

[deductionfreak]

[micaxiii]

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

[constable-frozen]

ARIEL

[cogitaeworks]

Disney honey you better make them canon in Frozen 3.