little bri, big world.

bri. 27. pdx. I like puns, penguins, and parks and rec. And plenty of other things that begin with other letters, too. Also, I'm an Aquarius with a Cancer moon and Libra rising.

[littlebribigworld]

Throwback weirdness.

[littlebribigworld]

[yourelfcom]

Bootleg Breaking Bad DVD cover in China

[stability]

[owomon]

[wehatecollege]

[officialjesuschrist-blog]

HELL YEAH

[darkislovelyyyy]

[with-practice]

I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T

[c-bassmeow]

This is so funny I’m going to pee

[chat-et-ruse-deactivated2025111]

THIS IS THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine if there was a GPS that only used “warmer” and “colder” to give directions.

[iraffiruse]

Frozach Submitted

[imjustkt-deactivated20180524]

My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.

[koifrog]

“It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3  hours this is unfair” OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY

[this-is-yuzuru-hanyus-world]

Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t

[honey-tea-stuff]

I just——I think my brain has dissolved

[cottognapple]

THE LAST ONE

[now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you]

@natural–blues

[confessionsofahotelworker]

Seriously, none of these surprised me, they all reminded me of past guests.

[audreynical2]

(Tweet from @nycsouthpaw) Kris Kobach should learn to use folders and cover sheets.

[image] Department of Homeland Security Kobach Strategic Plan for first 365 Days.

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Can someone caption this when you get a chance? I’m on mobile.

[tanjir0se]

[Transcript for those who are having trouble reading]

1. Bar the Entry of Potential Terrorists -I. Update and reintroduce the NSEERS screening and tracking system (National Security Entry-Exit Registration System) that was in place from 2002-2005. All aliens from high risk areas are tracked.  -II. Add extreme vetting system for high risk aliens. Question them regarding support for Sharia law, jihad, equality of men and women, the United States Constitution.  -III. Reduce intake of Syrian refugees to zero using authority under the 1980 Refugee Act.

2. [Unreadable] Record Number of Criminal Aliens in the First Year -[unreadable] 193,000 criminal removal cases dropped by the Obama Administration. -[unreadable] ICE guidance memorands(?) adopted by the Obama Administration, issue new guidance [unreadable] “criminal alien” as any alien arrested for any crime, and any gang member.  -[remainder is mostly unreadable; discusses enlisting local and state goverments to aid in the decrease of “criminal aliens”]

3. [Mostly unreadable, discusses PLANS FOR THE WALL] -[unreadable] in addition to the 319 miles of existing [unreadable] covering the entire 1,989 miles planned for rapid build. [unreadable] the PATRIOT Act to prevent illegal aliens [unreadable]

[Most of the rest is unreadable]

5. [unreadable] -[mostly unreadable, the ending sentence contains the phrase “Draft amendments to National Voter…”]

That’s all I could make out. If anyone else wants to add what they can see, feel free to do so.

[avatarthelastzed-deactivated202]

This is a serious breach of classified information handling. I hope he gets fired for this! Better people have been fired for less (and lost an election)

[sistermaryfake]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[scriptscribbles]

film headlines are having a field day

[zedsbedbaby]

[daftpnk-deactivated20131109]

i miss 2009

[depsidase]

[earthdad]

this is just too much now

[kaitlynsgonnakait]

[bitchycode]

art

[crocodiles-hoe]

The accuracy is astounding.