Brontomerus

Quick witted herbivore. Lover of all trades, monogamous to none.

[sandandglass]

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

[myhalloweenurl-deactivated20171]

We Regret to Inform You That The Person Being Racist Ironically Is In Fact Just Racist

[setheverman]

Hey quick question what do you do if suddenly someone used tear gas on a classroon? Im kind of in a hurry here

i’m not sure if this is a joke or if you’re just american

[nubbsgalore]

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

photos by (click pic) konrad wothe, kenji nishida, jenny theobald and tobias gerlach, leyo, outofsomewhere, wanja krah, alex figueroa, matt brady, and michael and patricia fogden

[broadcity]

ONE DAY TIL #BROADCITY S4 #SEPT13

[your-instructions-from-moscow]

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

[everystarstorm]

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[lesbianpeachs]

there really is a tumblr discourse rhetoric hole that people, and disturbingly a large amount of very young people, jump down into. a place where people cease to be real people, concepts cease to have real life applications, and reality itself warps away into a mess of rhetoric and useless words thrown around for no particular reason other than it equates to status in a virtual reality to do this.

internet activism and social justice are good, necessary things; but the moment that you stop taking into consideration the offline effects and applications of your speech and behavior, when you stop valuing the off-tumblr goals for that activism, when you stop seeing things and people as real but as only concepts or tools in a debate or rhetoric, your activism not only ceases to be meaningful; it becomes a dangerous thing in itself.

activism is not a performance. it’s not a manipulation of words to see how many people you can get to agree with you and/or applaud you. it is a practical effort for positive change. if you can’t remember that, you’re not doing activism. 

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[uss-lesbian]

how! do! girls! find! girlfriends!!

[transmortifried]

look! under! rocks! and! branches! in! your! local! forest!

[pumar0sa]

girls = salamanders

[princemaker-moving-deactivated2]

galamanders

[mockwa]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

‘the fuck u lookin at keep scrollin’

[nevaehtyler]

your daily reminder

[littlebrontomerus]

Kumail nails it as always

[marinashutup]

[littlebrontomerus]

"It's just a word, you give words meaning" is one of the most annoying straight white boy catch phrases I know

[devipotato]

shoutout to my biology teacher in high school who did the usual speech about how unreliable the internet is as a source and said to “only trust .edu and .org websites because only certain organizations can get them” and when i told her i had a .org domain registered she stopped her lecture and looked at her assistant and said “she has a .org…” in the most devastated tone of voice i’ve ever heard, like i completely turned her world upside down

[theintrovertnation]

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

[stability]

as much as I love my mom I would let this woman adopt me