MinervaTheThird

He/Him | Adult | Author | Multifandom | FFXV, FE, Eruri, Royai, FMA, and more!

[minervathethird]

New fic drop!

And a new art piece by @ninja-cloud to accompany it!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[destiny-islanders]

Someone get this kid some hot chocolate PROMPTO PRONTO

Bonus:

[kaciart]

Losers

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Patreon | Ko-Fi

[malewife-levi-ackerman]

when Erwin is very stressed, he much prefers giving over receiving. just sitting on his ass and not doing anything while Levi is choking on it just does not help at all. his mind doesn't shut off. Levi actually had to pinch his thigh before just to get his fucking attention while he was fully giving the best head of Erwin’s LIFE.

what he needs is to dine👏out👏. something to DO. it's grounding. taste and scent and touch and the knowledge that he's doing good (Levi makes this very clear). who could linger on the stresses of life with those magnificent thighs around their head? that's right, NO ONE.

this does have a very funny consequence.

whenever Commander Erwin seems especially insane, somehow Captain Levi is much more chilled out??? the kids cannot crack this code. it is an absolute mystery. shouldn't they be BOTH tweaking???? someone asks Hange and they go "HA" and walk off. this clears up NOTHING. the mystery persists.....

[addiej01]

Cool guys

[writing-prompt-s]

The prince has been cursed, forcing him to live the rest of his life as a woman. At least that's the story the royal family is going with, because apparently an "unbreakable genderswap curse" is (sadly) much more acceptable than the princess being trans.

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

[snow124-art]

I just like the pose. And the way he looks at her…

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[the-haiku-bot]

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chilledfoodtin]

Sometimes when you stay at Caem, Ignis will gaze out the window.  If you zoom in on his face, you can see he has this wistful expression.  I wonder what he was thinking about.

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[geminid]

Let's Take On The World- Part 2 (final part)

Part 1 can be read here. You can also download a PDF version on ko-fi.

[sam-hyperfixates-a-lot]

Happy Pride Month everyone! <3

Also happy Roy day!

[ahighlyfunctionalfangirl]

So no one is going to tell me that they made looking for alaska into a miniseries in 2019????????? I'm so watching this after Merlin. I haven't read John Green in years and this is going to be cringy and amazing

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

If you want to hide a terrible secret from the world, hire Hulu's marketing team, because they didn't tell a soul about looking for alaska.

[carp-al-tunnel]

I spy with my little eye...