[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[catchymemes]

[universejunction]

executive dysfunction

[71x2]

unfortunately for me he is the funniest football player out there

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[butchtoks]

[resident-idiot-simp]

[crawfishcomic]

Forgiveness

[adamtotscomix]

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[lackeyhenchman]

I don't know. I just don't know

[maniculum]

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

[anodymalion]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[rainyydoves]

okay

[pair-of-ragged-quarks]

Donkey heaven is the same as Ocnus hell it’s very efficient

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming