an animal, everywhere

he/they/it

[suigintou]

cutely emits a single ping

[dogpuppy]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[dogpuppy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[kaeynine]

[mintik-png]

I decided that blue poppies really fits them

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[o-jaritataca]

gift art for a friend

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[meangirlnurse]

i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

[meangirlnurse]

[cokiemace]

[iirulancorrino]

Citizen Illegal, José Olivarez

[comvi]