-I sometimes reblog NSFW on main. If you're here for exclusively SFW content you can follow my exclusively SFW blog
-I take fic and moodboard; details below cut
-Requests are currently OPEN
-Link to my Ao3
Requests
I love getting requests!! If you want to request a fic or moodboard don't be shy!
The fandoms I work with are:
-MCU/Marvel Comics
-She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
-All Riordanverse fandoms except Kane Chronicles
-Stranger Things
-Over the Garden Wall
-The Dragon Prince
-It (movies only, chapter one and two)
-How to Train Your Dragon (the books and the movies/shows)
-My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
-Arcane: League of Legends*
-Yellowjackets*
*=fandoms I'm most interested in writing for
Fics
I will only accept requests for oneshots, however the length of which can vary and is usually 2000-5000 words.
I will not write/accept requests for:
Incest
Pedophilia
Romantic couples under the age of fifteen
Smut*
Pro ED, SH, racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, antiseminism, xenophobia, rape/non-con, fatphobia, or ableism (I will still write these things, but not in a positive light)
Anything I don't feel like writing in that moment. I reserve the right to refuse your request.
*I may still post smut on my Ao3, but I am not accepting requests for smut at this time and will not post it directly on my blog
Moodboards
I will do moodboards for whole fandoms, aesthetics, places, time periods, fictional ships, fictional characters, etc. I can even do moodboards of certain headcanons. If you have a request that isn't listed, just message me, I'll probably do it.
Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n
I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3
Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists
For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog
To be a trans woman is to be perceived by polite society as lying on a spectrum from “creepy male pervert” to “feminine object of sexual desire which can be freely beaten, raped, and murdered with no societal consequences.”
The best part is that not only can I not choose where I lie on this spectrum, but anyone who isn’t me can freely move me around on it however they like.
"Firefly, why haven't you posted anything in forever? You even have requests in your inbox!"
Listen. Someone sent in a very simple, par-for-the-agere-course request. They were probably hoping for a short blurb. I, who have never been normal about anything ever, have been simultaneously writing out a full-length oneshot and a sequel to the oneshot and have been mentally planning some filler blurbs and oneshots and now this is like a whole ThingTM. So, um, I guess the lesson here is if you send me a request about something I'm very excited about you're going to find out exactly HOW excited I am.
i think with how many jokes we make about pride and how happy we are about it, we need to understand why we have it. to appreciate people who lost their lives or are currently losing their lives for being themselves. remember the people who fought to give us the rights we have today. there are still so many people who are homophobic or transphobic, and that is what we need pride for. it is our job to be proud of ourselves so the bigots don’t win. show them we’re not going away. pride month is about loving yourself and others no matter their sexuality
If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)
The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.
it’s good for you to look at things that make you lightheartedly say “ew” while snickering like a little kid and then carry on. i say this genuinely. it will shift your knee-jerk reaction towards things that mildly disgust you away from fear
sometimes it’s bugs. sometimes it’s a funny-looking doll at an antique store. sometimes it’s bad art that you made.
and sometimes it’s someone else’s food preferences. sometimes it’s a weird-but-normal thing that human bodies do. sometimes it’s someone else’s kink.
obviously, be respectful, and keep the reaction in your head when you’re in public. but the sooner you can separate disgust from fear, the sooner you can show empathy
sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.
I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?
and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.