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batmanisagatewaydrug

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

quorpiest

no mi circo no mis feratus

cosmonautroger

8:42 AM

halondrus

grimoiremanifest

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

houseofcucci

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

beggars-opera

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

loubuttons

I also want the whale that took this guys leg

beggars-opera

Not amab or afab, but a secret third thing. Hmm what could we call it

kalimaxxing

sounds indicative of a much larger issue shawty

ostolero

“I think white gay people feel cheated because they were born, in principle, into a society in which they were supposed to be safe. The anomaly of their sexuality puts them in danger, unexpectedly. Their reaction seems to me in direct proportion to the sense of feeling cheated of the advantages which accrue to white people in a white society. There’s an element, it has always seemed to me, of bewilderment and complaint. Now that may sound very harsh, but the gay world as such is no more prepared to accept black people than anywhere else in society. It’s a very hermetically sealed world with very unattractive features, including racism.”

— James Baldwin, from a 1984 interview given with Richard Goldstein, in the Village Voice

deer-vertebrae

kissing my sick wife (ao3) on the forehead with tears in my eyes. tucking her into bed with shaking hands. praying for her health. bless the doctor (otw volunteers i think) that gave us medicine (working on unexpected maintenance). she needs to sweat the fever out

grgrn-ghanghus

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

abortionado

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful

abortionado

my betrothed just got home…..it’s always Why we’re you using kitchen knives on skates don’t do that again and never How was rollercooking did you have fun rollercooking

egberts

I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

bibiopic

theconcealedweapon

lynati

I'm reminded of that one post where a guy said put a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on the best forklift in the warehouse, and confirmed that it is indeed always available for him to use now.

desasterdan

Oh. My. Fucking. God. This is 100% true.

I was employed at a workshop and somehow, every time I needed it, the 5.0 allen wrench was missing from its dedicated places. That was why I ordered a set of allen wrenches just for myself. And since I'm a horrible queer and also a huge fan of color coding I ordered the rainbow allen wrench set. Nobody ever touched it, not a single one went missing. Ever. You couldn't find my colleagues dead with them in their hands. One time someone even refused to use them after looking for his set and finding it missing.

Seriously, there's nobody as insecure as a middle-aged man working in maintenance.

cargopantsman

reminds me i literally saw this keyset at work and now i have to wonder if it's the new lady or the scared guy that owns it.

homunculus-argument

"14 servings per package" listen man if you invite 13 people over to your house, buy a single "party size" bag of chips, and then you and all your guests each eat seven (7) chips and go "hmm, that was enough, I am satisfied! :)" then I'm coming into your house, and inhaling every single one of you and swallowing you without chewing like a baleen whale filtering krill.

imsobadatnicknames2

It was super fucked up (as a non-USian looking in) to find out that, at least in the US, these weird serving sizes usually exist because there is no regulation or oversight about what a company can define as a "serving size" for their product, and they frequently abuse this fact to exploit loopholes that allow them to legally lie about what it contains.

E.g., The FDA used to allow any product that contained less than 0.5g of sugar per serving to list itself as containing no sugar. For a long time, this allowed TicTac mints in the US to claim in their nutrition facts to contain no sugar (despite being composed of roughly 90% sugar), because the company defined its serving size as a single 0.49g mint, thus having less than 0.5g of sugar per serving.

imsobadatnicknames2

Similarly, there's a ton of examples of cooking sprays and oils that claim to contain 0 fat (despite the fact that oil is, by definition, fat) because they define such an absurdly small serving size that the content of fat per serving is just under the threshold that allows them to round it down to 0 grams.

gothycollie

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.