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[thebigbiwolf]

This might be the funniest twitter interaction I've witnessed so far

[grimelords]

There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

[yuramoonbow]

happy valentine’s day 💙

[laurelhell]

SOPHIE - Oil Of Every Pearl’s Un-Insides (2018)

[littlegimpboy]

idk how I ever went through that leafy phase, he is a disgusting racist ass incel now

[hedaslayer]

“I wanted to challenge politically the kissing scene, which traditionally either has the surprise kiss scene thanks to a rain shower for instance, or the obvious kiss scene thanks to mustard on the corner of the lips, for instance, and it is generally carefully scripted as ‘They kiss.’ Or ‘They passionately kiss.’ And then it’s on the actors’ shoulders. It seems to rely a lot on them because it’s their bodies and fluids and interaction, but it shouldn’t be. It’s fake. It’s not about finding the magic. Actors should always be part of the elaboration of an idea, especially with intimate scenes. So I wanted to craft a scene that would embody the sexiness of consent. People who are questioning the idea of asking for consent in France, they do exist. They are brave fighters for the culture of French gallantry who say that asking for consent would not be sexy, it will break the mood. Some of the French critics thought the film lacked flesh, precisely because to them eroticism is about conflict. […] At some point I came up with the idea of them having to unveil their mouths like they would undress themselves. So I put a scarf, justified by a strong wind, pressed on their lips and thinking you would see their heavy breathing through the moving cloth.”

Céline Sciamma on creating a new first kiss

[aesthesiamag]

Harmonia (@honeiee)

Harmonia Rosales repaints classic artworks to show God is a black woman

Ahead of her latest show, New World Conciousness, the painter reflects on why we must reject the stale, pale, male traditions of art

[minimuii]

The exact second Jenna came in ... the chaos went off the charts

[reyloromance]

what reylo au,fanfics,etc do you recommend?

Hey there! I recently answered this question so I will leave some links below to reylo fic compilations where you can see for yourself! <3

Individual stories I’ve read or am currently reading

X -She Who Would be Queen by sasstasticmad (it is amazing)

X - Mechanic by Theheroineinprogress

X - Forms by Trebia

X - In My Bloodstream by EllieCarina

X - Your Reclamation, Then by Greenfire87

X - Impasse by EllieCarina

X - Sealed to Me by glitter_ature

X - The Most to You by halfmortal

Fic lists:

X - A great reylo fic list by @politicalmamaduck​

X - Another great list of long reylo fics by @reylo​

X - List of recommendations for me with descriptions!!

X - Beautifully categorized masterpost for all reylo fics (seriously it’s the macdaddy) by @reylofic

[reylofic-deactivated20220910]

Rec: Masterpost

For easy searching, here is a rec with a list of all the recs that I’ve made! I hope this makes it easier for everyone to find the fics they want to read. <3 

Classic Fics (if you’re new, start here!)

Rosie’s Favorite Fics

Alternate Universe Recs:

Animals AU

Band/Musician AU

Bodyguard AU

Camping AU

College/Uni AU 

Part 2

Part 3

Historical AU 

Jedi Academy AU

Pirates AU

Soulmates/Reincarnation AU

Part 2

Part 3

Undercover/Spies/Assassins AU

Role Reversal AU

Modern AU

(Subcategory: Angst) 

(Subcategory: Fluff)

(Subcategory: Fluff Part 2)

Roommates/Neighbors AU

Social Media AU

Gang/Organized Crime AU

Coffeeshop AU

High School AU 

Doctor AU

Police AU 

Athletes AU

Actors AU

Business/Office AU

Military/Ex-Military AU

Lawyer/Law School AU

Movie/Musical Inspo AU

Harry Potter AU 

Cinderella AU

Pride and Prejudice AU 

Game of Thrones AU

Logan Lucky AU

The Princess Bride AU

Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal Inspired

Mythology & Witchcraft AU 

Zombie/Vampire AU

Hades and Persephone AU 

Demon/Angel AU 

Mermaid AU 

Fairy Tale AU

Gothic/Ghosts AU

Werewolves AU

Tropes:

Alcohol/Getting Drunk

Amnesia/Memory Loss

Breakups/Ex-Lovers

Fem!Reylo 

Force Ghosts

Kylo Leaves Rey on Jakku

Secret Lovers

Running Away Together

Enemies to Lovers

Friends to Lovers

Fake/Pretend Relationship

Caught Skyping

Student/Teacher Dynamic

Time Travel

Force Bond

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5 

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Inappropriate Use of the Force 

Interrogation Scene

Force Skype

Caught Skyping

Love Confessions

Weddings/Proposals 

Arranged Marriage

Established Relationship

Established Relationship Part 2

Reylo Babies

Planned/Unplanned Pregnancy 

Stuck Together

Trapped Alone Together

Uneasy Allies

Sharing a Bed 

Road Trips

Kylo Centric: 

Dominant Kylo Ren (Submissive Rey)

Emperor Kylo Ren 

Kylo Ren Mental Illness 

Light Side Ben/Kylo Ren 

Senator Ben Solo

Younger Ben Solo/Kylo Ren

Kylo Ren Redemption

Smuggler Ben Solo

Matt the Radar Technician 

Obsessive Kylo Ren

Jealous Kylo Ren 

Possessive Kylo Ren 

Kylo Ren Is Not Nice 

Priest Kylo Ren 

Prisoner Kylo Ren 

Single Dad Kylo Ren

Virgin Ben/Kylo Ren

Rey Centric:

Dark Side/Gray Rey

Apprentice (to Kylo) Rey 

Empress Rey 

Dominant Rey (Submissive Kylo Ren) 

Jealous Rey

Mechanic Rey

Prisoner Rey

Stripper Rey

Virgin Rey 

Mostly Smut:

A/B/O Dynamics 

Aphrodisiac/Sex Pollen 

DD/lg Kink

Dominant Kylo Ren (Submissive Rey)

Dominant Rey (Submissive Kylo Ren)

Fluff and Smut

Friends with Benefits 

Long Fics Rated M/E

Masturbation

Part 2

M/E-rated Mythology & Witchcraft AU

Possessive Kylo Ren

Size Kink

Slow Burn (Subcategory: Canon Compliant, Rated M or E) 

Virgin Ben/Kylo Ren

Virgin Rey

Voyeurism

Rated T or Below:

Cuddling

Slow Burn (Subcategory: Canon Compliant, Rated T or Below)

Smut-Free 

Angsty:

Breakups/Ex-Lovers

Canon Compliant (Subcategory: Angst)

Canon Compliant (Subcategory: Pining)

Fluff and Angst

Friends with Benefits

Mutual Pining 

Touch Starved

Hurt/Comfort 

Sickfics

Injuries & Healing

Heavy Angst

Major Character Death (Subcategory: Rey and/or Kylo)

Modern AU (Subcategory: Angst) 

Fluffy:

Happy Endings 

Lighthearted/Fluff

Domestic Fluff 

Cuddling

Crack

Holidays 

Modern AU (Subcategory: Fluff)

Modern AU (Subcategory: Fluff Part 2)

Other:

Canon Compliant 

Non-English Fics

Part 2

Podfics 

Pre-TFA 

Slow Burn

Part 2

The Last Jedi Fics 

The Last Jedi Speculation Fics 

Post-The Last Jedi Fics

The Last Jedi Alternate Ending Fics

Throne Room Scene Fics

On Ahch-To 

Word Count ~90,000

[reylo]

Where can I find some good somewhat smutty reylo FanFiction?!

Slides some recommendations across the table.

Fanfics:

ain’t it nice this life (we’ve got each other) by TheJGatsby

A Lady Should Never Promenade A Ballroom Alone by KagamiSorciere

Cadence by Articianne

Falling by Tandy 

Forms by Trebia - Multi-chapter story

Get A Little Closer, Let Fold by fettuccine_alfreylo 

Interstellar Transmissions by LovelyThings, ricca_riot - Multi-chapter story

I Will Find a Light and Make It Grow by machinewithoutfeelings 

Lovebite by TearoomSaloon

Lover of the Light by Snowingiron 

Our Sentimental Scars by ricca_riot

Say it by reylotrashcompactor

The Stormtrooper’s Handguide On How To Handle An Insufferable Boss by cazzy

Comic:

Forgive me by dearmisskitty 

[femestella]

[dothepropaganda]

Thomas Carey at San Diego’s Gay Pride Day, 1978

[tvheit]

god i love rom coms

(hint: its transparent)

[fyeahmovies]

To me her clothing is everything, because you immediately know how over-the-top she is, how extra she is. She seems like someone who really wants attention and is commanding attention, which is very important because she’s somebody who is actually hiding.

She’s hiding from all these different iterations of herself, and it’s actually a great protection. She has such a distinct, iconic look that if she looked completely different in each iteration of her life, it’s easier for her to disappear when she looks like something else. So there’s not a lot of variety to her look, and I think that’s what’s really special. - Blake Lively

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

the idea that humans are a garbage species is so obnoxious no one talks about the peaceful parts of history and prehistory because they aren’t as exciting as us killing each other but um homo sapiens have been doing awesome things all over for a long time….we survived the fucking ice age…we made it through the sinai desert….we shared the savana with big cats before we ever made a weapon, we wove baskets from literal plants and halved blades from flint to handles we made, carved harpoons from bone and fought megafauna for our loved ones, cooked food and took care of the elderly and buried our dead, painted pictures and shared stories, built homes from clay and mud and straw, made instruments so we could dance and sing…it is so easy to focus on the negative and i get it ok we are in the middle of a mass extinction event that specific humans are at fault for but listen: they don’t want you to remember it hasn’t always been like this…we were and are so much more than evil

[an-airbender-named-aang]

book 1 sokka: if she breathe, she a thot

book 3 sokka: my gf can kICK YOUR ASS

[outofmymindbebacklater]

So yes, Zuko’s character development was amazing but we CANNOT ignore the fact that Sokka went from a sexist dudebro to someone who liVEs on respect women juice

[yoranced]

suki whipped that man into shape and it was so fun to watch

[sifusugarqueen]

I will never be over the stories that could’ve and should’ve been told.