[electric-voltage]

[pisces-core]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[slowedplusreverb]

[targetedknowledge]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[littlegoblinclown]

Hi im sick, so I made ramen. I put some water in a pot, add a shit ton of powdered chicken broth, ginger, garlic, little bit of miso paste, little bit of soy sauce, little bit of mushroom powder, get to boiling, add some gluten free ramen noodles, cook for a while, then add leftover Chinese chicken and peas that on its own was a disappointment but in ramen is amazing. Proceed to eat for dinner and left overs for lunch. Still sick? Make again! You now live on tea and ramen and you will consume until morale improves (aka no longer sick)

[darkshrimpemotions]

Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.

[mosswall]

They buried that gay and he still dug himself up and kept fucking

[littlegoblinclown]

Jack Harkness is the reason young religious me learned to not hate gay people. And now I am gay people!

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[bekkathyst]

Enchanted Forest Crystal Sale ~ Rules & Procedure! (June 13th, 2026)

Before claiming any items, please be sure to read the rules so there’s no confusion! :)

Blue Lace Agate Pebbles - $4.50 ea

Moss Agate Roses - Sold Out!

Aquamarine Gems - $6.50 ea

Tourmalinated Quartz Mini Spheres - $2.50 ea

Tourmalinated Quartz Mini Points - $15 ea

Kunzite Spheres - $15 ea

Agate Spheres - $22 ea

Large Sunstone Chunks - $15 ea

Small Sunstone Chunks - $4 ea

Sunstone Moonstone Hearts - $12 ea

Colorful Fluorite Roses - $20 ea

Lepidolite Points - $15 ea

High Grade True Moonstone Bracelets - $52 ea

Prehnite Palm Stones - $12 ea

Agate Palm Stones - $18 ea

Azurite and Chrysocolla Slices - $18 ea

Moss Agate Moons - $12 ea

Moonstone Mermaids - $26 ea

Smoky Amethyst Spheres - $66 ea

Large Carved Ammonite Fossils - $52 ea

Small Carved Ammonite Fossils - Sold Out!

Pink Aventurine Wands - $38 ea

Rhodonite Moons - $16 ea

Labradorite Points - $16 ea

Jasper Freeforms - $20 ea

"Atlantisite" aka Stichtite & Serpentine Points - $20 ea

Colorful Fluorite Wands - $39 - $54 ea

XL Pink Aventurine Moons - $42 - $70 ea

Rainbow Fluorite Freeforms - $22 - $56 ea

High Grade Blue Lace Agate Points - $72 - $105 ea

Blue Chalcedony Points - $19 - $38 ea

Giant Purple Labradorite Spheres - $112 - $198 ea

Epidote in Prehnite Slices - $16 - $55 ea

Silver and Blue Moonstone Dragons - $162 - $498 ea

Large Display Animal Carvings - $140 - $320 ea

High Grade Iolite Sunstone - $78 - $156 ea

Large Hematoid Quartz Towers - $58 - $122 ea

Rainbow Fluorite Slices - $35 - $88 ea

High Grade Tourmalinated Quartz Point - $245

Agate Butterfly Wings - Sold Out!

Rainbow Fluorite Spheres - $23 - $70 ea

Massive Polished Fluorite Towers - $80 - $127 ea

Agate Trinket Dishes - $12 - $34 ea

Fluorite USB Desk Lamps - $56 - $175 ea

Giant Amethyst Lace Agate Moons - $118 - $140 ea

Silver Sheen Obsidian Snakes - $30 ea

Silver Sheen Obsidian Celestial Dragons - $40 ea

Silver Sheen Obsidian Death's Head Moth - Sold Out!

Rainbow Obsidian Spheres - $90 ea

New Find Purple Fluorite Over Candle Quartz (Sm) - $60 ea

New Find Purple Fluorite Over Candle Quartz (Lg) - $88 ea

High-Grade Black Moonstone + Sunstone Spheres - $68 - $260 ea

Green Calcite Horned Skulls - $86 ea

Lepidolite in Quartz Flower Carvings - Sold Out!

New Find Purple Fluorite Over Candle Quartz (Mix) - $85 - $248 ea

Large Wooden Sphere Stands - Sold Out!

Small Wooden Sphere Stands - $2.50 ea

Let me know if you have any questions!

[bekkathyst]

List is fully updated, and the invoices are being sent out! 🫶

[edgebug]

my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre

damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed

no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!

[edgebug]

I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality

[edgebug]

behold

[edgebug]

happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt

[edgebug]

should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas

no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it

yes absolutely, he might actually wear it

Voting ended onDec 11, 2025

[edgebug]

[deathsmallcaps]

Op did he like it or did he love it

[edgebug]

he says he's gonna wear it to work

[edgebug]

he immediately wore it in public to run errands btw. and gave his express permission for me to post that pic of him. in fact here's the exact text exchange with my mom, lest anyone think im doing unsanctioned dadposting

I played myself

[thememedaddy]