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[littleladythings]

Wowowow

I haven’t been here in a while ops I’m so sorry lotsa things have been happening

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Me after making ramen noodles: look at me, providing for myself. Honestly it's like I'm already living alone, don't need nobody. Finally, I understand what it's like to be an adult, ppl need to grow up in the world honestly, imma go read the paper.

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Me: just having a normal day happily doing fuckign whatever I do with my life

My brain: what is death? Is it an illusion? If no religion talks about things before life why would there be anything after life? Are YOU and illusion, is this all in your brain, are you really a sleeping duck dreaming all of this? Are we just an alien experiment left on this planet? If so, did they INTEND for instant noodles to be made, or was that a complete invention of our own?

Me:

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I've never watched supernatural and honestly I'm afraid to at this point

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SO I WAS EXPLAINING TUMBLR TO MY MUM

And I was trying to explain it to her to make it sound ten times less weird than it is and I said that 'fandoms' are a big part of it, and she just looks at me confused and says

"Fandoms?"

"Yeah"

"What's that? It sounds painful"

AND I JUST FOUND THAT SO FUNNY BECAUSE HONESTLY ITS AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION

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Sorting Quizzes

Have you ever tried a non-official sorting quiz. Like on those random websites where the person making the quiz has probably read the first book when they were eleven. Like they are so funny to me it's literally like:

What would you most likely find yourself doing in your spare time?:

1) I fucking ADVENTURE into the WILD mannn like I battle LIONS AND SHIT MAN SO BRAVE AND UH CHILVARY AND SHIT WOOOOO

2) BOOKS FOR DAYSSS BITCH CAW CAW im just SO fucking smart what a NERD I am!

3) I'm just a humble person who makes cookies and eats fucking rainbows and feed animals n' shit and be kind cus I'm really nice and I'm so calm and nice a-

4) Snek

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I think it's funny when before I go to sleep I'm like, 'Ok I'm going to get up as soon as my alarm goes off then have a shower and catch up on my work, I'm so productive!' Like hahahahahaha that's cute very cute sure you will just keep telling yourself that

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Things the Hogwarts Houses say

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

“If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 

 "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”

“Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”

“Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”

“Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”

“You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME”

“Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”

“Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”

“Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”

“This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”

(crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

 "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"

“What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"

“Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”

“I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”

“What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”

“Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”

“No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”

“You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go”

“I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”

“Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”

(crying) “I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

“I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”

“Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”

“What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”

“Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”

“Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”

“Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”

“Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”

“Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”

“I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”

“I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AAAH LET ME HUG YOU! I’M NOT LETTING GO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS, GET COMFORTABLE BITCH”

“I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

“Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”

“Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”

“Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”

“If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”

“Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”

“Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”

“But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”

“Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”

“My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”

“I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”

“What do you mean I look smug this is my normal face”

[savage-magpie]

@slytherins-slither

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THIS IS IT, THE POST I RELATE TO ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL (The Ravenclaw Section)

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Favourite book of HP series?

I'd probably have to say either Prisoner of Azakaban or Half Blood Prince 🦅

[thestarlittoweroftheravenclaws]

Welcome! I’m the Eagle Knocker, Guardian of the Ravenclaw Tower. Before you enter, you must solve my riddle.

“I am always there, some distance away. Somewhere between land, sea, or sky I lay. You may towards me move, but distant I will stay. What am I?”

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I say it is the future, as our future is always there waiting for us but we will ultimately never catch up with it as it is the 'future'.

So I say it is the future

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Friend Crush

Ever have a crush but it’s not? Like ever look at someone and be like, yeah we’d be good friends, we’d get along, we have the same interests and I like your humour you’d probably like mine! 

Story of my life like honestly.

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‘Romance’

I’m such a emotional idiot. I say i want love but really i like the idea. I like the idea of having someone there, never getting them off your mind, missing them as soon as they walk out the door and having your heart race million miles a second when you’re with them. But, it just never happens. I feel like my expectations may be too high or maybe I’m not too appealing or I think different to most because i want excitement. No one has given me that, books do, art does, music does, not possible dates though. Oh well, at least theres cats in the world i guess.

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Ravenclaw Weirdness

So the other day my friend (she’s a Gryffindor) Showed me this post about how Ravenclaws act and on it said they upses over things and probably have a binder on how to beat animal crossing and have the best town possible BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE A WHOLE WRITTEN PLAN ABOUT ANIMAL CROSSING AND MY PLANS TO UNLOCK EVERYTHING AND THE KIND OF TOWN I WANT AND SHE JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING

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‘Socialising’

May be just me but, ask me to order a drink at a shop. Heck yeah! I’ll talk to the cashier and ask them how their day was and compliment their hair or piercings if I think they’re cool and act like a great loveable person. Put me in school where i actually have to talk to someone, make friends and will actually see them again in my life. EXCUSE ME THAT IS TOO MUCH. S-sorry did you mistake me for someone who can act like a HUMAN. Don’t be so demanding.

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Talking

Do you ever get super excited about something and desperately want to share it with someone but you don’t know who because your friends and family aren’t familiar with the thing and don’t understand but you’re bubbling to speak, yeah i hate that and i get it constantly. I guess it’s another one of the reasons i started this blog haha.

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HP Houses

Ok so I'm thrilled right now. I'm attending a boarding school after the summer holidays (no I'm not saying which one you silly stalker!) and just like most schools in Britain they have houses. And so just like Hogwarts depending on what house you're in you wear different coloured ties and scarfs and things. Amazingly the houses are the exact same colours as the Hogwarts houses and I'm a Ravenclaw. So guess what house I got but in. House 3! The blue house! So now I get to wear the Ravenclaw colours in my uniform and I think it just proved that I definitely am a Ravenclaw! Sorry for the silly rant it just makes me so happy even though oh probably don't care, haha!

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Bodys

Isn’t it strange? Us human are really a big pink squishy thing followed by lots of nerves that control some little cells that like to help keep these things we call organs in check and fight away the bad guys for us. Some strong things we call bones like to protect us and enable us to control them and make them do things, a red liquid flows around us that some humans become squeamish when seeing. It’s all tied together in a big skin sack. Some sacks come in colours that we humans can decorate however we please. Even so, that’s just it. A big sack to keep everything from spilling out. So why do we make such a big deal about them? They come in different shapes and sizes and colours and that’s ok because at the end of the day it’s just skin, some people just need to realise that. Even so, people make assumptions on how our skins are, their colours and how we decorate them. Everyone’s skin sacks are different, and that’s ok, because it would be pretty boring if we were all the same. So don’t make assumptions on the way other people skin sacks hold them together or look, and don’t hate yours if you don’t match someone else’s. I’m sure all your cells working extra hard for you would be upset if you said you hated the way you are! I think people pay far to much attention to the body, how about we change that!