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The women's wash feature of my bidet is positioned to act more like a water cannon that shoots between your legs.
I can't use my local marketplace apps anymore because they keep showing me bunnies that need new homes and I want to adopt all of them.
I love snow but in my area of Canada, we have barely had 5cm of snow all year.
It seems the days of diving into feet of fresh snow are gone.
Getting a workout by lifting my knees to my nose while on my way to the store won't happen anymore.
No more looking like a maniac/druggie by walking, nay dancing, down the street in my teeshirt at -10°c
Dreams of a snow fort built with all my friends are what I have left....oh and my outerwear.
Unless, of course, I move. 🤔
BLEEH!
I had no idea how poorly I used my body until I started building muscle.
Everything I do is different now. I move almpst completely different than I did before and now I hardly use the chair's arm rests to prop my body up as I sit.
It's like I'm turning out of a puppet and into a person.
I want my neighbourhood to STOP blowing leaves.
It's fucking December AND there's members of our ecosystem hibernating in those leaves.
TIL
Plantbased Resins! Now I know that someone like me can play with resin and not feel guilty about harming the Earth! Today is a good day.
Just so we are all on the same page, this is also a war crime.
add it to the list. remember so history won't forget.
Source: The Literal Genva Conventions, Article 8
Weekly homemade soup keeps our spirits soaring high
This week, I made a dessert for a family dinner. It was so sweet I felt sick after a tiny bite!
Everyone else seemed to like it, so next year I'll bring some carrots as a dessert 💕
Fuckyea! I just weighted myself and I think I'm on course for my goals. I've lost like half my fat but I'm still the same weight 💪
This actually makes a lot of sense to me.
Minimalism, by my understanding, means having less. Thus having less of the tools you need to be self sufficient, making room for businesses to sell more of less useful items.
Noticing I have a tiny bit of a hoarding issue, I started watching Hoarders.
This first episode has me in tears.
Stupid memories getting unlocked...but hey! It's gotta be good.
Feeling is healing afterall.
Made crockpot buns today, since our oven is out. They'd be perfect with a touch of the broiler on top, but dang, these are yum!
Well, now, I want to bead an earring that is an ear wearing an ear earring wearing earrings.
This is when lessons from old cartoons start playing in my mind.
For instance:
Put some string in a large spiral around you, tie it to a bell and hold the bell in the air with a forked stick. Any one steps on the string it should dingle the bell and alert you. If you want to be extra sure the bell will ring, use sticks to hold the string up like a tripwire.
Now, you can relax.
Thank goodness we avoid poisons! This Hawk has been hanging out and snatching up rats from around the building 🥰