Don't Pity Me, Damn It!

I'm Chibita!

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(Rowan here! If you’d be willing to interact with a Todomatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-San, would you mind liking/reblogging this post? Thank you!!!)

[littletrashchild]

please LIKE for a starter from this little guy!

[littletrashchild]

Comforting-Edition {Sentence Starters}

"Hey, it's okay. They won't find you here."

"You don't have to tell me anything. You just have to relax."

"Shh. It's okay. I won't let go of you."

"Have you been crying? What's wrong?"

"Just listen to my voice. Breathe."

"Would you like to talk about it?"

"Do you want some tea? Would that help?"

"You can tell me what's wrong. I won't judge you."

"Don't let go of my hand. I'll keep you safe."

"Let's get you back to bed. I'll tuck you in."

"It was just a nightmare."

"Are you crying? Come here. Let me hug you."

"You're going to be fine, I promise."

"I'm okay, you're okay. We're okay."

"Here, you can snuggle under my blanket. I'll protect you."

"We can stay here until you feel better. I don't mind."

"Just take a breath. Tell me what happened."

"Will talking about it make you feel better?"

"They won't be able to reach you here, I swear."

"There, there, you're okay."

"Shh, shh, shh."

"C'mere, buddy."

"No, no, no don't cry! It'll be okay!"

"I brought you some water. Are you feeling better?"

"I brought you a cookie. Now, I demand the payment of one smile."

"There's nothing here. You're safe."

"It's gone. I chased it away!"

[littletrashchild]

@oooooosomatsu​

HEY -- YOU -- LIMA -- BEAN!!

[ Chibita jumps on top of the unprepared Osomatsu. bouncing on the man’s backside. After a few moments of fun, he lays out flat, spreading out his arms and legs ]

Chibita caught you.

[babybita]

Chibita saw this in a movie once. Those dumb boys need to be punished.

[babybita]

Don’t you know it’s rude to not mind your own business?

if there’s one thing I don’t trust, it’s grownups who ask too many questions.

[babybita]

……. it’s been a rough couple of weeks.

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                                  𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚞𝚙, 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚜?

It’s ya boi Goo here with the remake of you’re number one favorite Matsuno brother. 

                 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 & 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎                               𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚞 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚘

Please make sure to read the rules before interacting!

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“Hm! I think I remember how this works! Ahem, testing… One, two, three! Can you please reblog this post if you are in the Osomatsu-san rp community? It would really help me out!”

[snubbin]

Asshole kid Chibita appreciation post

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littletrashchild:

Play?

[ Chibita frowns a little bit – doesn’t know what this Matsuno is talking about – so he huffs and shrugs his shoulders. ]

Don’ got time to play. Gotta find blankets.

[ he’s cold. It’s still cold outside so he has to find blankets. ]

                                                ＢＯＲＩＮＧ…

          Reaching over and grabbing Chibita’s arm, Jyushimatsu started to drag him off. It seemed like he didn’t care about all that trivial stuff. Playing and any weather was fun! No need for blankets when you’ll be warm with a game a baseball!!

“ Yᵒᵘ'ˡˡ ᵍᵉᵗ ʰᵒᵗ ʷᶤᵗʰ ᵇᵃˢᵉᵇᵃˡˡ!! ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵍᵒ! ᵇᵃᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵘᵖ!! ᵐᵘˢᶜˡᵉ ᵐᵘˢᶜˡᵉ!! ”

[littletrashchild]

Wah!

[ Chibita flails  a little bit, shouting, and then immediately starts kicking and biting -- when he doesn’t wanna be touched, he Doesn’t Want To Be Touched ]

Let go! Let go, you stupid stinky lima bean!! Chibita said I can’t, so I can’t, damn it!! Leggo!! Chibita gets sick in the cold easier than other people! Doctor Dekapan said!

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littletrashchild:

Yeah!! Teach!!

[ Chibita seems to be more interested in that than anything else at this point – and who could blame him?? Sucking in your face like a fish was incredible. Chibita bounces a little, before climbing on Jyushimatsu’s lap – tugging at his cheeks ]

Are you made of rubber? Rubber man? Bzzt…!!

                      ＷＡＳ ＨＥ ＭＡＤＥ ＯＵＴ ＯＦ ＲＵＢＢＥＲ?!?

          Jyushimatsu froze once again, eyes looking off into the distance as if he was no longer in this world at the moment. His hand lifts upward to cover his mouth and soon he popped!! With a smile he shook his head at chibita who climbed up to his lap.

“ Nᵒ, ᶤ'ᵐ ʲʸᵘˢʰᶤᵐᵃᵗˢᵘ!! ”

[littletrashchild]

Ah!

Yeah, I knew that! you’re one of the dumb lima beans! Lima beans, lima beans....

[ Chibita bounces in Jyushimatsu’s lap, a little bit, brow furrowed as he tries to think of what to say next. He coos and claps his hands ]

Hey!

So if you’re Jyushimatsu, if I become a Jyushimatsu, does that mean I can do that? Chibita doesn’t wanna turn into a lima bean, but if I can do that it would be okay...

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@littletrashchild gave a  [ ❤ ]

                                      “ ＷＡＮＮＡ ＰＬＡＹ!?! ”

          Swinging his bat around, Jyushimatsu stood in front of a boy who was looking back up at him. He didn’t know what to say other than the fact that he really wanted to play baseball. 

“ Bᵃˢᵉᵇᵃˡˡ!! ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵖˡᵃʸ!! ”

[littletrashchild]

Play?

[ Chibita frowns a little bit -- doesn’t know what this Matsuno is talking about -- so he huffs and shrugs his shoulders. ]

Don’ got time to play. Gotta find blankets.

[ he’s cold. It’s still cold outside so he has to find blankets. ]

[littletrashchild]

@jyxshi, continued from here (x)

…nnh?

[ The tenseness coming from Jyushimatsu is practically palpable. Chibita blinks, glancing up at Jyushimatsu – who is doing his best to stay quiet and still – before he sits up and puts his hands on Jyushimatsu’s face. He coos, curious, and furrows his brows. ]

How are you doing that? What the hell – is your face made of rubber or something, damn it? 

[ his face lights up, though – and soon enough, he’s grinning ]

Teach Chibita how to do that! Hey! Teach Chibita!

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                                                  ＴＥＡＣＨ?

          Jyushi could finally move and once he was able to, he wiggled his body around and stretched. Yet at the other asking questions and even telling him to teach the child about what he did with his face Jyushimatsu didn’t really know what to say so, with his eyeballs getting bigger in thought, he tapped his sleeve against his cheeks. 

“ Sᵘᶜᵏ ᶤᶰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ??? ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵃ ᶠᶤˢʰ?!? ”

Yeah that’s totally how he did it!! Right?….

[littletrashchild]

Yeah!! Teach!!

[ Chibita seems to be more interested in that than anything else at this point -- and who could blame him?? Sucking in your face like a fish was incredible. Chibita bounces a little, before climbing on Jyushimatsu’s lap -- tugging at his cheeks ]

Are you made of rubber? Rubber man? Bzzt...!!

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                         “A ѕтαr вrιɢнтer тнαɴ eyeѕ cαɴ ѕee”

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