Little Wise Me

My name is Amanda and I am an 19-year old Dutch girl (so sorry for the grammar mistakes). Little, because I am only 1.60 m/5.2' tall. And Wise.. Well, you can take that as a sarcastic comment.

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[f0rgemaster]

Wow, google translate much? Fucking first word of the arabic one says “fingers”

[littlewiseme]

Hahaha, and the Dutch is not quite the right way to spell either, but it’s funny, so I’ll let it slip 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via mirandaasantos)

[cleanbaby666]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

finally

[skunkandburningtires]

R.I.P. Daniel Gerson: Screenwriter on Monsters, Inc, Big Hero 6

Daniel Gerson, a much-loved screenwriter for Disney and Pixar, has died. Gerson passed away Saturday at his home in Los Angeles after battling brain cancer. He was 49.

While at Pixar, Gerson co-wrote Monsters, Inc and Monsters University. He also co-wrote the screenplay for Disney’s Big Hero 6, and was the voice of the Desk Sergeant.

Mr. Gerson is survived by his wife of 20 years, Beau Stacom; his children Claire and Asher; his parents Mary-Joan and Charles; and his sister Jessica and her children Daisy and Henry. (Via: TAG and DH)

[littlewiseme]

R.I.P. 

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

[fuckyeahdelevingne]

ha ah aha ha ah aha ah a

[littlewiseme]

I have to. Too scared.

[papertownsy]

“2015? You mean we’re in the future?!”

[bluebirdsonawire]

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

[sjflkansdfljaslsd-deactivated20]

blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny

[littlewiseme]

Cuban boxers are supposed to know their right from their left, not much else. And you think that we are that narrow-minded and prejudiced that we actually felt that way? You bought into it, didn't you? Hey, I didn't invent Kid Pepe. I just conformed to your image of a simple-minded Hispanic fighter.

Golden Girls (S4 ep 18) 

[ladiesof-shield]

[prowling-lights]

This pun…..oh man…..

[aestheticsharpie]

we can only reblog this a few more month then it will be over for the rest of time

[littlewiseme]

not wasting this opportunity 

[kokonutwata]

i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused

y’all are already punching us

the issue is that we’d like you to stop

[faetxlity]

Everyone who reblogs this before August 10th will receive a character based off of their blog. And I mean everyone! In the tags put whether you want a male, female, or a non binary/gender fluid character in the tags and I will do my absolute best. *You do not have to be following me.

[fishingboatproceeds]

Here is a piece I wrote on medium about Cara, that one trainwreck interview, sexist questions, press junketry, and miracles.

[littlewiseme]

my opinion exactly, but then through the eyes of the person who has casted the whole cast (I do hope mister John Green got that that was a joke. If he reads this. Which he won’t. But if so, then hi. Thanks for those ten seconds you spend reading this. I’m getting side tracked). I’ve always wanted to roll into the whole film journalism thing, but if it means I have to ask the stupidest questions to people that are kinda really cool, I prefer not doing that. Unfortunately. 

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[effimai]

This is my be favourite thing ever.

[princeharrehs-deactivated201505]

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

[princeharrehs-deactivated201505]

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

[princeharrehs-deactivated201505]

nearly a year later, we’re dating

[icanrelateto]

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[littlewiseme]

Often people don’t say of themselves that they are gorgeous, or that they draw really well, or that they are athletic. We are told this is not humble, and we must always be humble. Person one can draw really well, because you think they can draw really well. Person two is athletic, because you think they are. Person three is hilarious and likeable because you think so. And person four is gorgeous, simply because you view them as being so. Others might think of you as being gorgeous and funny etc. You might not see it, but others might compare themselves to you. And even on a day where you don’t go out, and no one an compare them to you, at least the plants are happy with your breathing.

[littlewiseme]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: how did the girls from that show h2o possibly live their lives? They were three teen girls living in Australia and any time they so much as touched one drop of water they transformed into mermaids. How did they go to the bathroom? Did they never wash their hands afterward or did they suffer through being mermaids while at any point trying to take care of their personal hygiene? What if they had to pee at school? Imagine the germs. Does sweat also trigger their transformations? They live in Australia it's impossible that they could avoid sweating for their whole lives. Honestly the idea of turning into a mermaid seems awesome but changing every time they touch water is so ridiculously impractical like I know some of these scenarios are addressed in the show and at times even large plot points but I feel like the writers of the show chose to ignore some situations merely for the convenience of the show and I think about that often