purjolök

I go on random tumblr sprees where I reblog approximately 42 posts about the same topic and then leave for a few days :)

[stay-the-knight]

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[tamaha]

I really want a BBC Merlin Au where magic is not illegal but heavily regulated and so most magic people can only do a little bit so the general public has lost interest in how amazing magic can be.

Somehow Arthur meets Merlin and upon finding out just how much of a power house Merlin is, Arthur gets excited about the possibilities of magic and starts requesting magical feats.

But to the majority of the requests Merlin has to say no because they’re illegal which makes Arthur sulk.

Arthur: Why can’t you do this?

Merlin: I CAN do it. I’m just not allowed to!

Arthur: It’s alright, I am the crown prince and allow you to do it.

Merlin: I AM NOT COMMITTING CRIMES IN FRONT OF A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL FAMILY!

Arthur: NOT FOLLOWING MY ORDER IS TREASON!

Merlin: SO I’LL END UP IN THE TOWER ANYWAY! GREAT!

[starofcalliope]

My headcanon for Merlin is that he'll randomly drop insane lore and refuse to elaborate. It never fails to freak people out. Even those who know about his magic

Some examples:

Merlin, after complaining about his duties as Arthur's manservant: Maybe I should just run away and become a hermit. My father lived in a cave for twenty years - how hard can it be?

Lancelot: Your father what now??

. . . . .

Merlin, on a hunt: I can't grow chest hair. Not since the incident (he means when Nimueh hit him in the chest with a fire ball)

Leon: Are you just- are you just not gonna elaborate????

. . . . .

Merlin: Thank God it's not hemlock. That stuff tastes awful

Gwen, about to have a heart attack: Hemlock?!

. . . . .

Merlin, after having an annoying day: I really wish that serket had finished me off.

Arthur: That's it! I'm never letting you out of my sight again!

[guooey]

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

[secondstar-acorn]

how insane must it have felt to be an actor table reading for bbc merlin. alright anthony this week, you are driven mad by memories of the children you killed in your genocide. next week? bald.

[berlogauwu]

fcking obsessive 5s merlin GOES HARD

[miamaimania]

“Full Metal Tie” by Deepti Barth ⛓️ Boardroom chainmail that clinks when you walk.

[redscharlach]

Turn your office into a real-life Merlin corporate AU. Bonus points if you can somehow transform the photocopier into a massive dragon.

[verothewise]

[sv-wikipedia-org]

"klädda människor upplever sig oftast mindre utsatta för andras kritik än nakna"

Så sant

[sv-wikipedia-org]

Vackra bakelser

Bakelse – Wikipedia

Bakelse – Wikipedia

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[softwaring]

[dagenssvenska]

Tappa kontrollen, älskling. Du har förtjänat det

[angelofweirdness]

It’s been a while since I drew in my sketchbook, so here’s a little thing done with markers.

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[goldilocksjane]

Patrick Jane: Lisbon, if you were a snake, what snake would you be

Teresa Lisbon: what? if anything you're the snake Jane, what the hell are you talking about

Patrick Jane: come on Lisbon, indulge me. I'm trying to lighten the mood here

Teresa Lisbon: we're driving to a crime scene and my mood certainly matches it so shut up Jane

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Patrick Jane: you'd be a Treesa Lisboa

Teresa Lisbon: 'rolls her eyes till they almost pop out'