Did you change? Or did I change?

Ashley. She/her. Bisexual with a wife. Middle school English teacher.

[carys-the-ninth]

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

[rabbitindisguise]

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[phaeton-flier]

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[marmorada]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[calware]

spiritual successor to my email post

[calware]

ok this too

[devpalmer]

the text scammers are resorting to victorian letter type tactics

[starlitsequins]

5 years of meltdowns about how bts are conforming to the west over 3 THREE!!! english songs and now their comeback album is called arirang, after the traditional korean folk song.

[redstonedust]

crazy how you can get used to working around problems that have very easy fixes. for like 6 months we used a hand towel to jam a kitchen cabinet closed because the hinges were broken and it turns out fixing it took me like $5 and 20 minutes. bedroom door has been squeaky for years and all it needed was a lil wd40. im sure this can apply to mental health too but i wouldnt know about all that.

[willo-or-something]

[scramratz]

Im so glad this meme is my legacy

[tredlocity]

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

[tredlocity]

DRAWING

[tredlocity]

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

hi people it’s dember. but soon it will not be

[mapletree100]

Now Jary :)

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

it’s jary :)

[xekstrin]

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

[xekstrin]

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

[my-dailydreams]

[essektheylyss]

I'm SOBBING

[miscellaneouzz]

Jester’s “You taught me that love isn’t about being swept away, it’s about standing solid, it’s about choosing to stay” and Fjord’s “You were there reminding me that joy isn’t something you have to earn, it’s something you can choose” being such perfect bookends to their journey together and individual journey’s of deconstructing who they think they have to be.

The way it parallels Jester’s “It feels like we know each other really well. In all those books I read it’s two strangers forging this passionate affair and it doesn’t feel like that, it feels comfortable.” in ep121 and Fjord’s “You know when someone makes you feel a way that you don’t think you have any right to feel? Or you never thought that you might?” in ep108.

Jester’s disillusionment witnessing the world for what it really is, putting on a brave face, but then finding a comfortability and continuous love for the complexities of life and the people in it. Fjord believing he doesn’t deserve any happiness or love in his life, putting on a brave face, but then learning he’s still supported and accepted through his vulnerabilities and weaknesses. The way they grew with each other. Fjord, who never had a home, who never felt like he belonged, telling Jester “Anywhere you are, that’s where I belong. I will be your anchor, your partner and your home just as you have been mine.”

UGHH those vows were so good.

[emily-axford]

CRITICAL ROLE Jester and Fjord’s Wedding

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Things Essek thinks will give him a bad boy edge: A tattoo from Jester

Things that Essek apparently does not consider as giving him a bad boy edge: Treason, religious artifact theft, colluding with evil wizards from an enemy state