creamy

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[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

[fuks]

drink more water

[drankinwatahmelin]

coconut oil

[nutinurmommyfivetimes-deactivat]

cum

[imsoshive]

Suck a dick

[notnando]

black soap

[thiskidterry-deactivated2023012]

eat ass

[colachampagnedad]

[jewishevelinebaker]

Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh

[americachavez]

so they unstuck the boat

[thenatsdorf]

“Hey, look at that stick.”

[hydro-homies]

[fudnaodigjs-deactivated20140305]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

Print it.  Fuck it.

[pulpfanfiction]

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

[pleatedjeans]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[apetemoss]

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[the-memedaddy]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[roots-arrow-deactivated20231003]

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

[antiquery]

*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis

[doortoanotherdoortoanotherdoor]

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

[cruzfucker]

[thebootydiaries]

boys: girls only care about make up and selfies

girl: meme

boys: holy moly!!!!!!!!

[catchymemes]

That’s some nice calligraphy you got there…