Don't you worry your pretty little head

[boredpanda]

Perfect Handwriting Examples That’ll Give You An Eyegasm

[rallythedead]

💦💦

[afuerzas-deactivated20260216]

Fuck. Yes

[orzesc]

[cannon-fannon]

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

[tjspider]

You are witnessing a broken human being

[mauridianhallow]

This is actually me like constantly now

[sidevilde]

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

[gwynething]

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[rainbowbarnacle]

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

[madame-raccoon]

how the frick are those noises even real

[cheese24k]

Monkey buys a drink from a vending machine

> exactly how I act when the vending machine is taking too long.

[tinderventure]

We matched.

[epochayur-deactivated20150920]

[steveisoncrack-blog]

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

[peaceroxi]

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

[titaniumvulpes]

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

[1blesstherains]

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

IT’S BACK

[scully1998]

WHY IS THIS BACK

[darringtonshorthalt]

WHYYYYY

[kuoret-deactivated20140823]

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

[krakkenchaos]

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

[rosienut]

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas

[that-ships-hellabig]

Ohmygod

[penguinsstealingsanity]

It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD

[nogoawayok-deactivated20200618]

i think this is gonna be a problem

[ellie-the-smiling-samoyed]

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

[thenatsdorf]

“Howdy, neighbor.” (via kaosnet)

[zuckr]

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[bitchpleaseteachme]

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[the-kellephant]

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

[kindlysirwolf]

[criacow]

pearwaldorf:

#cow! #omg #DOES THAT MACHINE SAY HAPPYCOW ON IT #OMGGGG #ded of cute #video

yes that does indeed say happycow. so. there have been A TON of studies on cows and grooming. the general summary: cows really like to be clean; they’re MUCH happier that way. if you don’t provide them a brush or something like that, they’ll use walls or fences to scratch against, possibly hurting themselves in the process.

but more to the point grooming is a way they calm themselves down, too. similar studies have found that it’s the first thing they do after being freed when they’ve been restrained.

which leads to brushes like the one above, or ones like this (one of my favourite cow photos ever):

cows: anxious and fussy but much happier when able to do self-care. SOUNDS FAMILIAR TO ME

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

THE POOR BABY GOT BRUSHED AWAY BY IT AT THE BEGINNING I LOVE COWS

[manbunenthusiast]

[justintaco]

[as-warm-as-choco]

[best-of-imgur]

[wifeacrossthesea]

this will never not be funny

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