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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH

titsay
Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always

roma★
macklin celebrini has autism
we're not kids anymore.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

pixel skylines
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird
Not today Justin
Noah Kahan
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Which OC?
“Lady Feyn, over here. How about this one?”
A cathar opened the blue leather book and began to read. Behind her, an armored angel approached, awkwardly folding her wings and turning to avoid brushing against the narrow bookshelves flanking her on either side.
“Remember, Hayna,” sighed the seraph, “we’re looking for solutions on the longer and colder nights. Not - another fencing manual.
“I know. That manual was very informative, though. You seemed to like it, at least.”
“Perhaps…What have you found?”
Hayna pointed to an illustration of a brilliant soldier on the page she was reading. “Right here, and the lines beneath, too - ‘Commander Sunrise was such an inspiration to his troops, it was as though the sun shone for him and his forces alone.’”
Feyn frowned as she took the book from Hayna, an expression which only deepened as she read the passage herself. “Hayna, I fear this is referring to a more metaphorical source of warmth. Leadership, loyalty, and the like.”
“Well, I’d say Lady Sigarda fits that bill! General Thalia, perhaps? Or maybe even that new archangel that’s been floating around?”
“Lady Liesa is not…Ahem. These kinds of inspiration do not solve the chill.”
“They don’t? Then what was the deal with Avacyn?”
Feyn’s mouth set in a thin line as she ignored the potential blasphemy and replied, “Avacyn’s light was more magic than moxie. No one on Innistrad was ever powerful enough to match hers.” A pause. “And, it seems Commander Sunrise’s story is likely a work of fiction, besides.”
“So. A dead end, then.”
“It would seem so.”
Hayna’s face fell, for but a moment. Then, she brightened once more. “We’ll just have to keep looking, then! Maybe try the spearsage section over there? I’ll catch up.”
“You’re not coming?” Feyn asked.
“In a bit. I just want to be thorough with this book, first. Hey…maybe Commander Sunrise has some secret technique later on that we could use!”
Feyn offered Hayna a soft, understanding smile. “Keep up the good work. We’ll find something.”
[I’m still waiting on that paper printing of Inspiring Commander, Wizards! Any day would be great!]
t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it
Creation, Destruction
To the Ezandri Clan, the worst part of warfare was the part where the ground itself rose up against you.
They had not been taken by surprise by this attack. Centuries of this battle replaying over and over made this routine. Their weapons were all made solely of cold iron and strengthened by their own Halo, the purest form of starlight that they could wield. Of their population, small and scattered as it was, most of them could and did fight. The rest had taken their Clan’s belongings and taken wing before the attack.
But their enemies were not other angels nor demons, but the ground and sky itself. Stone formations crumbled to pieces. Trees older than the last demonic holdout fell and splintered. Water flooded hillsides and caused mudslides. Winds called up and weaponized by fae in the forms of tornadoes and hurricanes knocked angels out of the sky despite their strong wings.
Ezandri launched himself from the sky to swoop down upon a Court of Disaster fae that had taken a more elemental-esque form. Its stone body shattered into pieces from one strike of her cold iron sword. He then rapidly beat her wings to regain his lost height. Another angel swept by, striking a wind fae through the incorporeal body and buying Ezandri a moment to prepare for another attack.
Her people fought around him, buying time for the others to escape. She would stay here until the last managed to vanish.
Dive.
Strike.
Regain air.
Dive.
Strike.
Regain air.
They were still losing.
In the village of the swamp, a duo of children was playing on the mud. A pair of orcs, at that age known for recklessness and excessive energy.
One of the childrens, feeling bored, decided to share an tale to her friends. That deep below, in the ground, the first soldiers of the Silumgars, those who were exiled for their madness, were buried below. That one could hear, their heartbeats below the ground, eager to drag their victim underground. The other orc, an boy, told her that it was stupid.
Thus, the girl challenge him, to stomp the ground. Cause that is one awakens these restless deads. The boy, accepted the challenge. Stomped and steeped over the ground, over and over. Each time stronger.
The boy, could swear that something was moving underground. Maybe it was the snakes or worms. He continued stopping, seeing that the smug smiles of her friends was painted over her face.
Tum, tum. He steped loudly over the ground. Tum, tum, he stepped, untill he felt an hand.
An dirty and long clawed hand, burying himself, from the ground. The orc boy felt aback, from the suprised, as his friend was laughing.
Yet her joy would end abruptly, as a famelic and long face, revealed from the ground.
The dead, raising from his earthly tomb, screamed at the sky: "I LIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE". As the two childrens screamed, runnig away to their mothers.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Baptiste was taking all the freash air, to his rotten and non-fuctional lungs. Welcoming the blue sky with tears, hugging the muddy and dirty surface of the ground. His celebration ruined, with the mocking hiss of the chicken-stealing dragon, free of punishment underground. The next ground will be another day, he tought.
"What is the issue of those childrens? They never saw an zombie raise from the ground?" He asked, as he was the pair of childrens returning, alongside an angry and older orc, carrying an wood club.
"Uh oh."
Kindred Spirits in a World Gone Mad
He doesn't know when he awoke.
He doesn't know how long he had been walking, wandering, following that stubborn tug and pull in his very being. He doesn't know for how long it had taken for him to see the surface again, nor why he was back, nor how. He was gone, then he was not.
He was surrounded by jungle. The light of the sun was just hitting the sky. He could not feel its warmth. He had no flesh to feel it with.
All he knew is that he had to get back. To make sure she was safe, that they were all safe. He had the terrible feeling that something was wrong, utterly so. He must right a deadly wrong. He must make sure they were safe. That she was safe.
He needed to get back. To follow that pull.
But how?
“Almost there…Almost- GAH!”
A mere block from the haven of the safehouse, the courier tripped upon an invisible snare in the middle of the street. He tumbled roughly to a stop, his thick coat taking the brunt of the landing. But as he rolled to a stop, he found a pale, fanged visage looming over him.
“Hello, Bruce,” chimed the vampire.
“Anhelo…” grumbled the messenger. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”
The Maestro merely snapped his claws, dispelling the now-visible tripwire in the street behind Bruce.
“Okay, fine,” Bruce grumbled, offering his briefcase to Anhelo. “Let’s not do the old song and dance. Saves us both some time. I just woulda thought one of Xander’s boys would still do things the old fashioned way.”
“Changing times, my friend! With a new…New Capenna, comes new customs!”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah.”
“Hmph! I would have thought you might show me a little appreciation for sparing your life!”
“Look, swift or bold, death comes all the same. So I doubt I really…Sparing? Really, now?”
“Yes!” Anhelo nodded. “I figured I’d be a gracious host and spare your life. With some conditions, of course.”
“Look here, now…” Bruce tried to regain his footing, only for Anhelo to push him back to the ground with a bladed dress shoe. “All right…What conditions?”
“Oh, just that you stay in the briefcase until your shipment of Halo is delivered - to the rightful owners in the Maestros, of course.”
“Now, wait just aaaAAAHHHH!”
Again Anhelo snapped his claws. Bruce’s briefcase popped open, pulling the courier across the ground with some unknown force. He shrank as he slid, disappearing perfectly into the glowing interior before snapping neatly shut. Anhelo drew close and picked it up, hefting it in his claws with a wicked grin.
“Don’t worry. As long as the briefcase survives, you will too! A perfect arrangement!”
[Again, I figure it probably wasn’t the flavor they were going for, but I love the idea of the courier’s briefcase, yknow, holding the courier. The card does make the token, after all!]
Deadly Nightshade
It had been weeks. It maddened him still.
That damnable thing. That damnable jar, containing that damnable man. Why couldn't he just... decide? Why couldn't he just commit to a course of action? Why did he hesitate?
Afutue. He just couldn't. And it was driving him mad that he couldn't.
Night after night it remained, night after night did he speak with the spirit trapped inside. He had acknowledged that the man he once knew and loved was long since gone the moment he seized that damnable journal and went off on that hunt, whispering and preaching about the strange madness that had seized him.
In it, Mavren recognized a similar misguided altruism that had guided him toward Ixalan, the Immortal Sun, and the Blessed Saint. That want to fix the problems of home, the want to ensure that Torrezon would live on in peace and continue to prosper, to help usher in a beautiful golden age again. Faith had been atrophying within the continent ever since he was a child, let alone a true man of faith.
He understood it. But he did not condone it.
Death and divine nightmares came for them all now. An eight-winged harbinger of the end of things, one he venerated as its prophet and herald.
Hadn't his faith in it been waning in recent nights?
The thought was one he had been mulling over again and again when his mind was given the space between the million other tiny obligations he had. Speaking with the Kamigawans, placating Her Majesty and the baying of the noble families, trying to tame the famine and ensure that more and more of the farmland was being made workable, reaching out to other planes to learn of their peoples and to issue forth decrees and declarations for other diplomatic teams or to invite diplomats to Torrezon, if it was safe enough...
And that was just his responsibilities. Just thinking about balancing all of that on top of what the Blessed Saint was also tending to... it made his wings shiver.
But whenever he got a moment, he tried to think. Was there progress? Was it just... imagined? Was he being desperate? He didn't know. And it wasn't as though he could talk to anyone about this. What would he even say? "I am holding the Arch-Heretic but I am unsure if I am simply being led astray by his slow change of heart because he's desperate for me to love him again?" That would be a surefire way to have himself investigated and potentially voted to be removed.
And Torrezon did not need that right now.
“How is this even…”
“Silence, Curator Musashi. Let us converse.”
The older gentleman bristled, held hostage as he was by a kimono. On the fabric wrapped tight around him was printed a woman in the same clothing. She was depicted brandishing a knife, that somehow applied a very real pressure to the museum curator’s neck.
“V-Very well, Azusa,” Musashi began. “However, since my blood might stain your fabric, I would advise caution.”
The kimono rustled angrily. A woman’s voice emanated from the fabric to hiss, “Let’s be realistic, kind sir. The real Azusa died many years ago. I am but a humble facsimile of the famed wanderer.”
“A-All right! You’re not Azusa! But, if you’re not Azusa, then you’re just clothing. And so I repeat: how is this even possible?”
“Just because I am not Azusa, does not mean I am not real.”
“But you…!” Musashi felt an increased push against his neck. “Oh, fine! You are real! What are your demands, then? Release from your display case, I take it?”
A brief pause. Azusa’s image adopted a puzzled expression as the kimono loosened its hold ever so slightly. “What? No. Perhaps I could use some better overhead lights, and regular glass cleanings, but…Never mind! For now, I merely wish for you to adorn this robe with different vistas.”
“I beg your pardon?”
A sleeve flew in front of Musashi’s face. Waterfalls cascaded down from a majestic floating palace, to a mysterious forest far below.
“Er…Oboro, floating above Boseju? Whatever is the matter with the view?”
“On its own, nothing. But I have traveled the same patterns, up and down this fabric, for decades! Perhaps I was once enamored with these vistas, some years ago. But even Azusa’s greatest journeys grow stale after so much time. So, I desire new horizons.”
“Really? But…” Musashi gazed wistfully at the ornate patterns that covered the kimono. “These are artful! Historic! Commissioned-”
“Years ago! And on a replica outfit, no less! Paint a new picture or else!”
“Eep! All right…!”
[Assuming you’ve got some utility or karoo lands, you’re probably untapping the same three every turn with Likeness of the Seeker. Not exactly new journeys or fresh paths.]
“…You have done your best. I give you leave to rest…So, what do you think!”
The older angel frowned at the winged messenger. “I think…perhaps it needs some more work, Feyn.”
“Oh, of course, Lady Eveline! I wouldn’t dream of joining the Goldnight choir with a half-finished song!” chimed the more enthusiastic of the two. “I just wanted to show you some of my works in progress, see what you thought?”
“Mmm-hmm. Well, like I said, it…Did you say ‘works’? As in, plural?”
“Yes!” Feyn pulled a long sheet of paper from her robes, much to Eveline’s dismay. “I have several more I wanted to run by you-”
“Unfortunately,” Eveline swiftly interrupted, “the salvation of Innistrad comes first. Much to do, after all.”
“Oh. Right. Well, is there anything I can do to help you?”
“No, no. Lady Gisela is already rallying our forces as we speak. I need only join them. And you, need only continue on your own mission.”
“No, really, I’ll tag along!”
Eveline held up one hand facing Feyn. “No. Your job is to ferry messages. Not to sing. And not to throw your life away on the end of a vampire’s blade.”
“Yes. You are right…” Feyn’s enthusiasm at last seemed to wane. “But, let me know if you’d like to hear some of my other projects…?”
“Certainly. And with Avacyn restored, there will be time aplenty for that. But not now.”
“Right! And, maybe you could carry one of my songs with you - in peacetime, I mean!” Feyn gestured to the collection of scrolls dangling from Eveline’s grip.
“Of course. Take care, now.” With little fanfare, Eveline turned and flew away from Feyn, who waved uselessly after her.
“Good luck! Good…”
Feyn trailed off. Her grip tightened, not on her sword, but on the paper. In one fluid motion she crumpled it, wound her arm back, and hurled it an impressive distance into the open air. As it plummeted, she gave a wistful sigh.
“You’re right. This was a foolish idea.”
[Heh, the flavor text for Emancipation Angel rhymes.]
Spot The Danger
Three in the morning. Towashi never truly slept, but it pretended to at this time. The only people that he saw as he prowled through the city were the dumpster divers (whether for food or for thrill, he didn’t stop to ask) and the occasional person trying to get high on whatever drug was popular this week. He paid them no mind.
Koda Hayashi was hunting.
There was a very short list of individuals, mortal or spirit, who would both dare to and successfully sneak into the Cherry Blossom Orphanage in the dead of night to kidnap one of the kids. That list had been whittled down over the years through more and more strategic removal. Koda’s knife – a divine gift from a god far away from Kamigawa – felt warm and familiar in his hand. He had no intention of letting this insult slide. He needed to get Spot-Tail back.
Undercity oni cults were, by and large, highly predictable. Very little foot traffic to underground bunkers and caverns hidden by a few centuries’ worth of concrete with the smell of smoke and blood leading one into darkness. Koda made no noise as he descended.
For once, he wasn’t drawing on Haruko’s power to see through the dark. He had shifted his gaze instead to see the world how his oni side did; it was like having a built-in thermal imaging camera. This allowed him to get a good count of his enemies – twenty total – before he even finished sneaking down. The oni, a city oni named Chikaryoku, and nineteen human cultists. Spot-Tail was still alive, curled up in a cage near the edge of the cavern. He looked terrified.
Haruko, Koda whispered through the bond, get our kid out of here. I’ll handle the rest.
A warm feeling confirmed that Haruko heard him. She carefully manifested out of the shadows near the cage and signed something to Spot-Tail when he noticed her. He nodded silently and hugged her. Together, the two vanished into the shadows once more.
With the kitsune boy safe, Koda stepped forward into the light of the braziers and torches. “Good evening, gentlemen,” he growled. His voice carried easily through the room. “Would you like to do this the easy way or the hard way?”
Chikaryoku bared his razor-sharp teeth in return. “I do not fear you, son of the Bloodcloaked. I will have my sacrifice tonight.” The oni gestured towards the cage, but paused when he saw that Spot-Tail was gone.
Koda chuckled coldly and snapped his fingers. The flames in the cavern were immediately snuffed out. “Hard way it is.”
This was not Koda’s first time fighting an oni cult that had taken one of the kids. This was his first time fighting one now that he was more comfortable in his half-oni body. But the steps were always the same regardless of his equipment, magic, training, or current health status.
Step one: get rid of the backup.
Koda remained silent as he darted through the dark cavern. The human body was very easy to knock out. Given that none of the cultists wore any form of armor, he doubted that they had been expecting an actual fight. It took three blows at most to make each cultist drop to the ground or slump against the wall.
Step two: confront the boss.
Chikaryoku could see in the dark. Koda could see the difference in his temperature and the rest of the cavern, a hint warmer than his surroundings. Neither of them cared enough to relight any flames.
Koda favored a Torrezone dueling pose that he had picked up from his time on the Majesty of Twilight and leveled his dagger at the city oni. “Why did you come after one of my kids?” he snarled.
“I’m surprised you haven’t noticed it yet, Hayashi,” Chikaryoku taunted. “Surely the youngest son of the Bloodcloaked would be able to tell by now.”
His snarl grew louder. “Tell what?”
“Give me one good reason to tell you-”
Koda was across the gap in the blink of three eyes and now had his dagger under the oni’s chin, ready and willing to send his head rolling. “If I don’t hear it from you in the next three minutes, I get to send your physical head rolling and send the Silent Blade to the kakuriyo to consume the rest of your essence. Answer the fucking question.”
The city oni decided very wisely to not push his luck. “That kitsune boy has more of a connection to the spirit world than most kitsune do. He is a bridge between the utsushiyo and the kakuriyo just like you are.”
Koda’s eyes widened by just a fraction. Then they narrowed dangerously. “You’re saying he’s half-oni.”
“Precisely.” Chikaryoku spread his hands, placating. “If any oni were to takes his power through a sacrifice and add it to our own, it would be quite the boost. Just like if the same were to happen with you. It is easier to absorb power from something that walks the line between worlds, like other oni and kami or those born to them.”
Koda’s cracked lips worked for a moment. A dreadful realization settled in his gut. When kitsune had children, unless they had kids with another kitsune, the child looked like the non-kitsune parent. But Koda had looked completely human despite being half-oni. So if an oni and a kitsune had a kid...then that kid would look like a kitsune until the oni traits developed later.
Finally, he stepped back. His dagger was still at the ready. “Alright. You answered my question. Now give me a reason to not kill and eat you anyway for threatening my kids.”
Chikaryoku hesitated. Koda let him mentally scramble for two minutes, then slowly stepped forward again. The oni recoiled from the blade pointed at his throat.
“Wait wait wait-” he choked out as he was backed against the wall. “I can... We can take a blood oath. I will offer you my services, my power when summoned. Just...don’t destroy me.”
Koda’s brow rose. “You’re awfully scared of a knife for an oni who was getting ready to accept a mortal sacrifice of a child for more power.”
“That is because I know well that you’ll make good on your threat to send the Silent Blade after me, which is far more terrifying than being bound by Kyodai Ōmikami in the kakuriyo again.”
“Ah, self-preservation. I didn’t know you had that instinct. Breaking into my orphanage and taking one of my kids made that very questionable.” He stepped forward to slit the oni’s throat to send it back to the kakuriyo—
I hope you can forge a world where your ruthlessness is no longer necessary.
—and stopped.
This oni had intended to kill one of his kids. But...he was also more useful alive, with the binding magics that his dad was testing to potentially seal the Betrayer. And this oni wasn’t part of Koda’s gang. It wasn’t necessary for this one to remain in fighting condition just in case.
He slowly exhaled. “A blood oath it is, then. You’ll make yourself useful as I ask until I determine that you have paid enough for targeting my kids.”
Chikaryoku looked baffled by that, but he bowed low, kowtowing to the Reckoner boss. Strength recognized and served greater strength, after all. It was a rule among oni that Zenkuro had ensured that Koda knew. “Of course, son of the Bloodcloaked.”
Koda’s lips twitched at the titling. “That’s Boss Hayashi to you. Use my proper title.”
I summon the hollow shade. Illicit strength, power, and the dead. As human serves ogre, as ogre serves oni, so you will serve me. Rise, and make merry.
Remembrance
There was that itch again. That bone-deep thing that lingered at the back of the mind. It was seen as a tertiary hunger to some, or another manifestation of that beast the Rite created in their souls, trying to lead them astray. Something else to be overcome.
He knew how to take care of it without letting it run wild and rampant. So he did.
It was late enough that the other paladins in the garrison were elsewhere. Some were resting, others were joining the city guard for the nightwatch, others still doing only the Venerables-knew-what, and Arturo did not care.
The itch needed to go away, otherwise it'd be too distracting in a time where he couldn't afford distraction.
Training dummies and chunks of wood were interspersed within the stone chamber. It was cold, but not bitterly so. At last the world was beginning to warm again. New buds were beginning to show on the trees outside the walls, and soon the forests would go from brown to yellow-green to beautiful verdant hues again. The stone made it feel as though winter's chill lingered, long fingers wrapping around limbs and into bones and flesh. It would be made all the more worse if he had worn his full armor, so he did not. He was stripped to the waist, legs covered in woolen breeches that were not the best for fighting, as well as high leather boots. In his hand, a spear of blessed moonsilver caught the dim light from the torch and candlelight.
The tip dipped a fraction. He was face-to-face with a straw-stuffed effigy that looked back at him lifelessly, a face messily painted on. He stared down at it, studying the woven fabric. It was white. Stained, but white. His grip tightened around the spear.
Oil Thicker than Blood
(A continuation of Dreams of Flesh and Blood)
Trudvard left the apartment in a dissociated state. He simply needed to be Elsewhere, no matter what. Doubts and regrets plagued his mind. Why was his prosthesis design rejected? Why did it seem like he was only ever called upon to act as a tool for someone else to wield?
...Why did it feel like his trust was ever crumbling?
No matter. Who worries about that? You just need to get fresh air. Soon enough, Trudvard was in an unfamiliar space in the Mezzio, streets still lit up. The distinct sounds of partying could be heard... Cabaretti territory. He's unconsciously counted 25 stabbing glares as he travelled, but no harassment yet, thankfully. That thankfulness would be repaid harshly soon enough.
Dreams of Flesh and Blood
You're laying upon the floor as usual, during the night. Your eyes drift closed.
You begin to dream. You aren't supposed to. Perhaps you're evolving, or perhaps it is degradation. It doesn't matter much, as your mind now wanders.
You dream of a sky everfull with cloying smoke, a sign of eternal industrial advancement. You dream of soil, richly red with iron as a material.
You remember the new fledgelings and the Vulshok Urabrask housed, who marveled upon your ability to invent and create. They... were marveling, right? You can't quite remember the look.
You remember... the face of the Praetor. Ever-caring, even if it meant his own neck went on the line. The one that saved you from the goblin tribes that would dare tear their own savior to shred. He who brought zeal and ambition to a land utterly devoid... and that last look you got as he cast you upon the Omenpath leading to that Old Capenna Swamp. His last words echoing in this fruitless illusion.
"Go, my Liutenant. Be free of these shackles. Reinvent yourself elsewhere."
You awaken upon the cold workshop floor. Well, both workshop and apartment. Still, the distinction does not rid you of the presence of what surrounds you. Failure after failure after failure after failure after failure. Where did that flame of zeal and ambition go? Did it vanish with the sight of that Omenpath closing right before you were able to build up and reach it? All that remains is a hollow façade.
Two years since the March, and nothing has gotten better. Severed from the homeland. Creation after creation rejected if it's more complex than a simple explosive. Hateful glares, cruel words... You need some time to think. A good city wander should do it.
Ultimatum
"I trust that you know why you're here, Boss Hayashi?"
"I have some suspicions, Your Majesty. But do enlighten me, just to clear the air."
"I'll say it simply, then. People are wondering why the Reckoner gangs are not being cracked down upon like the Saiba Futurists were. Bosses Greasefang and Watanabe scaled down their operations to be less blatant and more legal. But the Dokuchi can't do that. And you and I both know that you don't have the manpower and can't rebuild your gang's ranks to scale down your gang's activities."
"...Correct... Where are you going with this, Your Majesty?"
"I'm getting there. I also understand that you and I have an agreement, and that your gang will honor it. However, I have no proof beyond your word that they will do so. And while your word is good – Kyodai Ōmikami would not have let you become a first rank priest if it weren’t – it is also not enough assurance when you already have one renegade running around."
His fists clenched at the reminder of Gesserith. He did not speak yet.
"There needs to be something more formal to assure me that your gang will not renege on our deal. The way I see it, there are two options. Either your gang remains a criminal gang, at which point we will have to press charges and undo much of the work that you and Calisto have done as parts of Clan Hayashi-"
"Your Majesty-"
"-Or you shift the Dokuchi Reckoners into a special ops team for the Imperial Court."
Silence.
"...What?"
"Not under the command of myself. Under the command of Regent Light-Paws and Head of Security Shizuki. But it would prevent us from having to prosecute you and enable you to act with more authority than just the power you have cultivated in the Undercity."
"...It would also undermine my authority as the gang's boss, because we would have to answer to the Regent or Head of Security."
"Yes." She did not bother to pretend it was anything else.
A slow exhale. Really, what choice did he have? But for now... "I need some time to speak with the rest of the gang about this. I will not make a decision about this without them."
"You have one week. Then we'll need an answer."
He wished he could still planeswalk so he could disappear somewhere to scream.
“Bring me Krenko, Coda! Bring him to me NOW!”
The Azorius negotiator skidded backward against the cobblestones, blown back by the force of the dragon’s voice. The lead arrester stepped forward again, shouting to be heard over the roar.
“O-Okay, Claw,” stammered an extremely nervous vedalken. “Just, give us a few minutes, and we’ll track him down.”
“NOW!”
“Now,” Coda repeated, to a second arrester behind her. “If we don’t, Claw’s gonna level the block.”
“What are you going to do?”
“Stall for time.”
As the other Azorius sprinted away, Coda approached the base of the tower where Claw was perched. Several other dragons had noticed the commotion by now, and circled overhead while Claw and Coda conversed.
“Claw! We need to know what you need Krenko for!”
“Nothing illegal. And so, beyond your purview.”
Coda rolled her eyes. “But we need to know you won’t kill him!”
Immediately, some of Claw’s bravado left him. His wings, spread wide, folded behind him. “Oh…Very well. I swear to Vitar Yescu, the goblin shall suffer no harm by my hand.”
“Swear to…Never mind! I want to take you at your word!” Coda cried anxiously. “But you up there, and your goons flying up there, all dragons? You make it hard to trust you blindly.”
Ironically, Claw’s expression brightened. “Ah-ha! So our organization bears fruit!”
“Wait, what?”
“Found Krenko, boss!” The second arrester returned, dragging with him a well-dressed goblin in shackles.
“What do you want, coppers!” Krenko barked angrily. “I haven’t done anything you could possibly…Oh, hey, Claw!”
Claw roared to the heavens, shooting flames from his maw as he did. “KRENKO, my friend! Your advice has already paid off. These Azorius are already negotiating with us, as opposed to suppressing us. But, I had a few questions as to your own success!”
“Coda,” hissed the other arrester, “we’ve got to stop these two…right?”
Coda glanced helplessly between the two peacefully conversing parties.
“I don’t think we can do a thing.”
Dipping a vampire in holy water will not only burn them, but it will also magically crisp them with a coating of Parmesan cheese and panko bread crumbs.