[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[alphacrone]

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

[kaijuno]

[livingthedecline]

He’s the happiest clown with the biggest frown.

[livingthedecline]

[fillielitsa]

All 13 full moons of 2023

[teaboot]

Every look ICONIC! Our lady can NOT flop!

[vocateur]

sometimes u have a normal night and sometimes ur waiting for your pizza in the oven and fucking around on google maps trying to find ur mother’s childhood homestead in rural backwoods Arkansas with nothing but vaguest memories of stories you were told and the name of the nearest town to go on

[disgustinggf]

ur either jerking off with me or jerking off against me

[3arth-mover-deactivated20240509]

Vibes are off

(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]

Sorry if I’m a bit of a weirdo freak that’s kinda my whole thing

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[drops-of-universe]

Me, in the midst of deep and almost unbearable suffering: ok how can i make this funny

[olympusaflame]

i get why people say the modern idea of knights is completely fictional and not grounded in the reality of the institution of knighthood but have you considered armor hot sexy big sword L + ratio + i do what i want?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[animentality]

[dogmouthhorse]

[thathousekilledmasterchauncy-de]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢