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@livingwithliam-blog
Overheard
Tommy: Yeah so like.. he's basically always nude. He leaves his door open and lays on top of his blankets, on his bed, fully naked. I've seen every single girl he's brought home naked too.
Jenna: But is he gonna steal my milk?
Tommy: Oh no, never!
Jenna: I guess I can deal with that.
Overheard
Liam: I'm like a lesbian mercenary!
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Liam: Do you have any Slim Jims? Or pepperoni sticks of any kind?
Liam and first impressions.
The first night Liam moved in was a night to remember. I asked him to make a copy of my keys because I had to wake up for work at 6 AM. He didn't, of course. So I said call me and I will let you in when you get home.
He calls me at 3AM to be let in and he is crippled drunk. He has also brought over Gavin (bottle rocket guy). My friend and I are sleeping in the living room cause I haven't been able to move my bed into my room. She is on the couch. I am on a bed. I tell Gavin to go home and he ignores me. Liam goes to the bathroom. Gavin asks me if I am LivingWithLiam(.tumblr.com) and I say I am. He tells me to kick him out ASAP and that I am making a huge mistake. I am confused.
Liam comes out of the bathroom and Gavin charges at him and shoves him over the backside of the couch. Liam lands on my friend who is asleep and I tell him to get off her. He says "Oh! There is a person under here!" and takes his time getting up. She, surprisingly, does not wake up. I try kick Gavin out. He ignores me. I tell him Alexis is living here too and he freaks out and says he is never going to come back to our apartment again. Good. I tell Liam to go to his room. He says "Okay, mom!"
Liam asks me if I want to smoke some pot with him. I tell him I have to go to sleep because I have to work at 6 AM.
I get a key made promptly the next day.
-Jenna
Liam and his new roommates.
I just found out Liam knows about this blog. That is mildly embarassing. His new roommates read this and love it.
Post your own experiences at http://livingwithliam.tumblr.com/submit!
-Jenna
Liam and checking in.
Chatting with Liam on Facebook, giving him some updates about his bike and that we miss him (ha!). The only thing he says is:
Liam: HOW'S MY CAT.
Jenna: Good.
Liam: OK BYE.
-Jenna
Liam and Australia.
Liam has left for Australia. I am sad.
-Jenna
Liam and Wednesday night.
Liam came home around 10:15 PM and was super grumpy. He then went into his room and listened to some terrible music and sang along (including a Call Me Maybe dubstep remix). He sings in a falsetto voice. It's amusing.
He got a call from his work asking him to come in. He flipped shit on the phone. I asked him if he was okay since I noticed he was upset when he came in. He told me his friend Gavin shot a bottle rocket at his head and burned his hair and scalp, also he is drunk off whiskey even though he knew he was on call that night.
Then he yelled at his cat and stormed off in his work clothes. Good times.
-Jenna
Liam and...whatever he's doing right now.
Liam comes home from whatever around 5:00AM. I am for some unknown reason still awake. I peek out into the living room before I turn off my light and see Liam sitting in a chair silently, staring at the paintings on the wall. I think he's been there for at least 15 minutes now, quietly contemplating.
EDIT: Now I've just heard a freakishly loud bang. It appears to have shaken him from his reverie. Scared the fuck out of me.
-Jenna
Liam's cat is the worst. I hate her.
-Alexis
Liam and the bathroom.
Jenna and I are sitting in the living room watching tv and Liam's nudist self walks out of his room, panting, in just his boxers(?). He walks to the bathroom, two feet from us, and pees extremely loudly with the door open. Excuse me, we don't know you like that. We don't want to hear your bodily bathroom functions.
-Alexis
Liam and his shoes.
Liam is the kind of person who likes to kick his shoes off as soon as he arrives home. He proceeds to leave them all over the house. We have two very large shoe racks by the front door, with ample space on them for his foot receptacles. I always take his shoes and put them on the shoe rack. Today he asked me where all his shoes are, because they have been going missing.
-Alexis
Liam and his keys.
Every time I catch Liam before he leaves for the day or a night out, I ask him if he has his keys. Last night he left to feed his friend's rabbit (or "robot" as he drunkenly referred to it as). I asked him if he had his keys. I still got a phone call at 3:43 AM asking if I could come outside and unlock the door. Typical.
-Jenna
Liam and noise.
Liam literally refuses to close his door when he is watching television on his laptop. Even when I'm 10 feet away clearly watching television in the livingroom.
-Jenna
Liam and his cat.
I did not know that Liam would be bringing a cat. And that this cat would be the dumbest, most annoying, and scratchy cat in the universe. Her name is Fry (relationship: Futurama) and she is the worst.
-Jenna
Liam and his job.
Today I got two calls, one at 9:09AM and one at 9:34AM from Liam's boss. He asked me to see if he was home, wake him up, and tell him he was late for work. Then to tell him to come in at 11 AM instead. Okay.
-Jenna
Liam and music taste.
Liam has the worst possible taste in music. We told him we were watching Jurassic Park 3 on the television and he decided to blast horrible horrible dubstep/screamo playlist thing. He told me he liked Taylor Swift but when I played it he closed his door.
-Jenna
Liam and clothing.
Liam likes to not wear clothes as much as possible. It concerns me greatly.
-Jenna