Monday Is Canceled.

I want everyone to be high and happy or happily high :)I try to love everyone and live for everything. I’m bisexual and chugging I use “the tumblr for porn” ;)

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[gallusrostromegalus]

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

[eyesoftirnoch]

…hell yes.

[toytowns]

CSI: Willy Wonka

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[milliardo-peacecraft]

big fuckin bump

[bakedbytaylor]

Carrot Cake Cookies 🥕

[wlwbeauty-blog]

Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.

[extrashenanigans-deactivated202]

Oh my god. This is it. I want this so badly.

[adrenaline]

Unknow Source

[girlcodehumor]

[livrosetochange]

Puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thegirlwiththesnakestattoo-blog]

how crazy is it that we have to invent special shorts with alarms that go off if someone breaks the zipper or if you are in danger because men wont stop sticking their dicks in us against our will like just think about it for a sec

[thegirlwiththesnakestattoo-blog]

those shorts are called Safe Shorts and were invented by german Sandra Seilz after a man attempted to rape her

another famous anti rape device is the Rape-aXe which is like a female condom but with teeth so when the man pulls his penis backwards they rip into it and it can only be removed by a doctor. “South African doctor Sonnet Ehlers first came up with the idea for an anti-rape device when she treated a rape victim who said she wished she’d “had teeth down there.“”

there’s the “killer tampon” invented too by a south african doctor. “"This plastic core is covered by soft material, the same as a real tampon. This is then inserted by the woman. When the rapist attacks the woman and penetration takes place, the point of his penis will touch the section containing the blade and it (the penis), or at least a part of it, is sliced off.”

the anti rape buckle, designed by swedish teenage girls. it requires two hands to remove.

the “anti-rape underwear/bra” delivers electric shocks and alerts police and parents to potential assaults. it was created by 3 indian students. similar to the anti-rape jacket, also created by indian students, which discharges electricity if it detects unwanted advances.

there is another one from the 70s that injects a tranquilizer fluid into the rapist’s penis and leaves him unconscious

now try to tell me we dont live in a culture permeated with rape and sexual terrorism when you have teenage girls coming up with devices to protect themselves from unwanted sexual interactions with males

kill all men

[cecaeliawitch]

i am deeply afraid of that tampon, there’s no way it wouldn’t get you too

[drunkenhills]

Don’t forget the nail polish that changes colour if you stir your drink and it has Rohypnol!

Isn’t it neat being a woman

[different-landscapes]

[kelsiline]

[pancakeke]

this is now a complete adult lunchable

[daisenseiben]

I feel like my bank account was just charged $5 simply for looking at this.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sensitive-boi]

drink water, masturbate, eat fruit, exercise, read, masturbate..... repeat

[londonnigga]

When your mom is talking shit about you to your family & they turn & look at you

[sourcedumal]

May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you

[larxene-things]

[livrosetochange]

Me trying to solve my problems but getting no where

[praying]

[saywhatjessie]

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

[hazedhowell-blog]

GOD bless