[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#she just walked in and was like ‘i go here now’  #and they were like ‘thank you’

[caseykaui-deactivated20220420]

[anqelsheart]

[karlkronic]

[johnfluck]

[recorp]

Soaring Above The Heavens

[homicidal-hippie]

[mojosodope178-deactivated201504]

if i have a kid who smokes weed and i find it, im getting a 5ft bong and tell him to torch it and clear it. and if he cant hes grounded for having bitch lungs

[wynn1ng]

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

[lunar-leviathans]

^^^

[slytherinnpride]

[bbcamerica]

Keira Knightley on her Star Wars experience playing Natalie Portman’s double!

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[basdos]

[descentts]

[yourmajestyyy]

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[senpaislilfairy-deactivated2019]

Daddy’s house is so cozy 😋