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» My name is Lix ! This is a sideblog for all my different ask games and memes. It's a mix of fandom specific games, OC focused ones, RP starters and writing prompts. Feel free to browse and have fun playing!

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✤ RP sentence starters: Incorrect Quotes ✤

» A collection of incorrect quotes by Dave (my OC). Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ Sorry, can't help out right now. I gotta feed the eldritch horrors in the basement! ❛ ❛ I will always be with you and that is a threat.❛ ❛ Outta my way, carrying sensitive cargo here!❛ ❛ Do you have any more sugar? This isn’t enough to give me cavities. ❛ ❛ Ignore me at your own peril.❛ ❛ Kids these days don’t know how to psychologically torture their enemies any longer. Do you think I should hold a workshop? ❛ ❛ I swear to all things holy. DRINK! WATER! ❛ ❛ Do you think this outfit is slutty enough? ❛ ❛ I will die before I hand over the hat. ❛ ❛ What you’re gonna do? Stab me? ❛ ❛ Mess with my kitchen knives and suffer the consequences. ❛ ❛ Miss me, bitch? ❛ ❛ Excuse me, I’m a complete delight, I will have you know! ❛ ❛ On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate my kissing skills? Correct answers only! ❛ ❛ Nobody can stop me! Well… one person can stop me but I bribed him, so you’re all going down! ❛ ❛ I survived, so I’m going to make this everyone’s else problem. ❛ ❛ I fear neither God nor death but even I know that this is an extremely terrible idea. Count me in. ❛ ❛ I don’t make the rules, I’m just here to break them. ❛ ❛ Don’t think about it too hard unless you want your brain to melt. In which case: think away! ❛

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✤ OC ask game Relationship edition ✤

AU edition || Fact edition || Emotion edition

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I tried to keep the questions relatively open for interpretation when it comes to the dynamic, so feel free to apply them to romantic, platonic or sexual relationships.

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1) What is a habit of your OC’s partner that annoys them to no end? 2) How does your OC cope with seperation? Would they manage a long distance relationship? 3) Does your OC communicate in a relationship? Or are they more closed off? Will they avoid conflict or confront it? 4) Does your OC have insides jokes with their partner? If so, do share. 5) Is there a kind of behaviour that would normally irritate your OC but if their partner does it, they find it endearing? 6) What’s your OC’s favourite way to spend time with their partner? 7) What kind of gifts does your OC give their partner? Are they good at finding ideas for presents? 8) How does your OC handle it when their partner is sick? 9) How does your OC get along with their partner’s family and/or friends? 10) What does your OC consider to be the most important thing in a relationship? Would their partner agree or do their opinions differ? 11) How have past relationships (if they had them) changed your OC? 12) What’s an instant turn off for your OC? 13) Does your OC believe in soulmates or fate? What about love at first sight? 14) If your OC ever gets married (or if they are already married): How would their wedding aka outfit, colours, reception etc. look like? Would it have a theme? Would they keep it small or invite everyone and their grandmother?

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✤ OC ask game Emotion edition ✤

AU edition || Fact edition

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1) What never fails to make your OC laugh? 2) How does your OC grief? Quietly? Loudly? Any specific stage of grief they tend to fall back to? 3) Does your OC cry often? If so, how often and what makes them cry the easiest/most? 4) How does your OC handle criticism? Are they self-critical? 5) What scares your OC the most? 6) What does your OC do when they are angry? Would they take it out on others? What can trigger their anger the quickest? 7) What emotion comes to your OC the easiest? What is their default? And what emotion is hardest for them to express? 8) Does your OC love easily? Or are they more closed off? If they are did something specific cause them to be this way? 9) What emotion does your OC evoke most often in others? Is it positive or negative? Do they do it intentional or on accident? 10) Does your OC have something that they feel specifically nostalgic about? Something they really miss? Something they yearn for? 11) Can your OC handle emotional outburst form others? Can they handle other people’s anger, sadness, fear, excitement etc.? Is it something that effects them? 12) Does your OC easily get jealous or envious? If so, what or who would trigger it?

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✤RP sentence starters: Leverage ✤

» A collection of dialogue lines from various Leverage characters. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ Let me ask you something: have you ever actually served? ❛ ❛ I told you to leave! ❛ ❛ We totally went to the moon. ❛ ❛ Oh, that’s how you choke somebody out. ❛ ❛ That’s the worst night of my life. ❛ ❛ Look, man, I know what I’m doing. I’ve done this before. ❛ ❛ This is the part where you get punched. ❛ ❛ The fight’s already over. ❛ ❛ Big guy’s got potential. You can cut the rest. ❛ ❛ It might be easier if he’s asleep. ❛ ❛ You sure you wanna do this? ❛ ❛ Alright then, let’s light it up. ❛ ❛ Did you really think it was a good idea to give [name] 60 seconds of darkness? ❛ ❛ You have to admit it. It was a good plan. ❛ ❛ This is the best job ever. ❛ ❛ I once saw a horse kill a clown. ❛ ❛ You what I have? I have a 24 year old genius with a smartphone and a problem with authority. You really never stood a chance. ❛ ❛ I got hit by a car! ❛ ❛ [Name], where did you learn to drive? ❛ ❛ What’s that smell? ❛ ❛ How was I supposed to know it was a lesbian bar? ❛ ❛ Hey! Illegal downloading is wrong! ❛ ❛ How many plans to we have? Is there like… a plan M? ❛ ❛ It’s embarrassing. Everyone knows you don’t rob a bank without an exit strategy. She deserved to get caught. ❛ ❛ Oh, I’m gonna punch somebody. ❛ ❛ [Name], can we keep the cave? ❛ ❛ I’m sorry it was too far away for you to punch, I’m sure that really frustrates you. ❛ ❛ The situation has my attention, yes. ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Derry Girls ✤

» A collection of Sister Micheal's one liners and dialogue from the show Derry Girls. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ This? This is nothing. You should see the other guy. ❛ ❛ I didn’t say you failed. I implied you failed. ❛ ❛ Sadly, I’m unable to come on this one as I despise the French. ❛ ❛ [Name], please. Raise your hand if you want to ask a question. ❛ ❛ You will go far in life [name], but you will not be well liked. ❛ ❛ Well, you’re just such wonderful company girls, what with your stimulation conversation and your razor sharp wit. ❛ ❛ She was a bit of an arsehole alright, that’s true enough. ❛ ❛ What cowboy is responsible for this soundproofing, it’s atrocious. ❛ ❛ Well, I think it’s safe to say we all just lost a bit of respect for you there, [name]. ❛ ❛ Don’t be ridiculous, girls. Of course God doesn’t hate you. You’re not interesting enough. ❛ ❛ So, if anyone is feeling anxious or worried or even if you just want to chat, please. Please, do not come crying to me. ❛ ❛ You terrify me. ❛ ❛ I’ll be carrying out random searches throughout the night. ❛ ❛ What’s happening? Am I dead? Is this my wake? Am I in hell? ❛ ❛ That’s actually quite funny. ❛ ❛ Have you lost your actual mind?❛ ❛ Why are you still talking to me? ❛ ❛ Just try to enjoy what time you’ve left guys. ❛ ❛ I think we should keep them in cages. ❛ ❛ I will be taking this class for the rest of the term, which makes me want to pull off my own face, but needs must. ❛ ❛ [Name], you appear to be under the misapprehension that you can address me as though you are my equal! I suggest you reign it in and take a seat. ❛ ❛ What in God’s name have you done? ❛ ❛ Oh, just get on with it. Please. ❛ ❛ I think we have a code red on our hands. Driver, pull over! ❛ ❛ Food for thought there. ❛ ❛ On the other hand - and I cannot stress this enough - I have absolutely no interest whatsoever in any of your other so called rights. ❛ ❛ My house, my rules. Is that understood? ❛ ❛ Did I not ban this one? ❛ ❛ We do not have a relationship. ❛ ❛ I’m not playing a game. ❛ ❛ Do you ever think you might have too much time on your hands, girls? ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Psych ✤

» A collection of dialogue lines from various Psych characters. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ You brought a lawyer?❛ ❛ There’s nothing in the world that would make me give this back. ❛ ❛ Alright, you know what? Do it. I’m begging you. I am begging you go give me your best shot! ❛ ❛ What are you doing? You’re acting like a mad man. ❛ ❛ Who is this guy? ❛ ❛ Oh my God I killed him! ❛ ❛ Life is so fleeting. ❛ ❛ Excuse me, who are you? ❛ ❛ Why do you do this to yourself? Why do you always brings this up when you know it upsets you? ❛ ❛ You ate the note? ❛ ❛ You strike me as a real swordsman. ❛ ❛ Man, I’m nobody’s charity case. I demand to dig my own grave. ❛ ❛ You believe in me? ❛ ❛ Did you break somebody’s nose? ❛ ❛ Fair enough. Proceed. ❛ ❛ Wow~ So this is how you gonna play my boy? ❛ ❛ I’ll beat you within an inch of your life when this is over. ❛ ❛ I mean, who are these people? Who actually comes here? ❛ ❛ Dude, the last part was weird. ❛ ❛ Is he responsive at all? ❛ ❛ What part of banned for life did you misinterpret? ❛ ❛ Are you wearing garters? ❛ ❛ Hey! Why the long face? ❛ ❛ I’m sorry, this won’t be pretty for you. ❛ ❛ I’m sure it haunts him in his grave. ❛ ❛ I can’t be a part of this. ❛ ❛ Did you ever think that maybe this is embarrassing for me? ❛ ❛ You must try and hydrate. ❛ ❛ [Name] why are you wearing sunglasses in an autopsy? ❛ ❛ Bless me father for I have sinned. It’s been… 15 years since my last confession. ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Elementary ✤

» A collection of dialogue lines from various Elementary characters. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ I’ve no designs on the life of your president. ❛ ❛ You look a bit evil. ❛ ❛ You’re alive. That’s unfortunate. ❛ ❛ I remind you we are investigating a murder. ❛ ❛ I’m dreaming this right? You’re not seriously waking me up again. ❛ ❛ It’s for you! It’s without a doubt my most loathed article of furniture. ❛ ❛ What happens if it hits zero?❛ ❛ You beat the alarm. ❛ ❛ You might want to replace these. ❛ ❛ I weep for the whole desperate lot of you. ❛ ❛ I worked her hard. ❛ ❛ I almost had you. ❛ ❛ Should I be afraid? ❛ ❛ Do you routinely break the law during the course of your investigations? ❛ ❛ Are you out of clean laundry? ❛ ❛ I’d suggest a toast but we haven’t got any coconut water. ❛ ❛ Sorry, I mistook you for a corpse. ❛ ❛ I’m sorry I can’t do this. This is too much tension. ❛ ❛ You had sex with my brother. Willingly.❛ ❛ Oh, I’m sorry, are you telling me I need to be nicer? ❛ ❛ Do it again. ❛ ❛ As I mentioned earlier, he clearly doesn’t want to kill me, so no. I’m not afraid. ❛ ❛ You can’t promise that. ❛ ❛ Oh good, you’re awake. ❛ ❛ I’ve never been able to make my family understand what I do. ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Teen Wolf ✤

» A collection of dialogue lines from various Teen Wolf characters. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ Oh. My. God. What is that?! ❛ ❛ I don’t think you should be barking orders with the way you look. ❛ ❛ Alright, I get it! Just, please shut the hell up before I have the urge to maim and kill myself. ❛ ❛ It’s good, it’s a wise choice, Coach. ❛ ❛ Come on man, have you seen the piece of crap Jeep that I drive? ❛ ❛ Where. Does he. Keep it? ❛ ❛ What’s that? Is that bad? ❛ ❛ A dead body? ❛ ❛ You swing for a different team, but you still play ball, don’t you [name]? ❛ ❛ Reason? Have you met this guy? ❛ ❛ Where. Are you. Getting. Your juice? ❛ ❛ Part of me wants to ask the other part says knowing will be more disturbing than anything I could ever imagine. So… Uh… I’m gonna walk away. ❛ ❛ We don’t like you. Now shut up and help us. ❛ ❛ Do you want to start making out for a sec. Just to see how it feels. ❛ ❛ Sorry Coach, I haven’t seen him the last time I saw him. ❛ ❛ I want you to be honest with me. Absolutely and completely honest. Have you been time traveling? ❛ ❛ You told me you were camping! ❛ ❛ Do you want me to answer honestly? ❛ ❛ Are you still mad at me? ❛ ❛ If I could grade you on how profoundly you disturb me, you’d be an A+ student. ❛ ❛ I know what you guys are thinking, but it’s me. I swear to God, it’s me. ❛ ❛ Now. Give it to me. ❛ ❛ Pull the trigger. ❛ ❛ I shed one tear and that’s all it takes? ❛ ❛ Well, that’s because a lot of bad things happen down here. ❛ ❛ I’m a thousand years old. You can’t kill me! ❛ ❛ You faint at the sight of blood? ❛ ❛ I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dead body? ❛ ❛ Can someone kill him again please? ❛ ❛ You’re a horrible person. ❛ ❛ Are you threatening me? ❛ ❛ This is a reminder why I always come up with the plans. Your plans suck. ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Questions ✤

» Various questions which can be used as starters or prompts. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ I come in… peace? ❛ ❛ Any volunteers? ❛ ❛ Are you paid for all the bullshit that comes out of your mouth? ❛ ❛ Why are you laughing? ❛ ❛ Should I be insulted right now? ❛ ❛ Can you hold my hand please? ❛ ❛ Are you always this enthusiastic about being stabbed? ❛ ❛ Have you ever heard of manners? ❛ ❛ A kiss, pretty please? ❛ ❛ It will get better, right? Right? ❛ ❛ Am I even qualified for this? ❛ ❛ And what are you compensating for? ❛ ❛ How has no one slapped you yet? ❛ ❛ Aren’t you supposed to be dead? ❛ ❛ You’ve been stuck in here for how long? ❛ ❛ Wanna play a game? ❛ ❛ Who do you think you’re talking to? ❛ ❛ Any other niche hobbies I should know about? ❛ ❛ … Do I want to know? ❛ ❛ Are you even capable of being remotely serious? ❛ ❛ Can you repeat that? ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Doctor Who Part 3 ✤

» A collection of dialogue lines from various Doctor Who characters. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? ❛ ❛ I can really complain about things now. ❛ ❛ So, you recognize me then. ❛ ❛ Do you think I’m pretty? ❛ ❛ I may have… accidentally invented a boyfriend. ❛ ❛ Don’t you think she looks tired? ❛ ❛ Don’t let me eat pears. I hate pears. ❛ ❛ Would you care for some tea? ❛ ❛ I could kiss you! ❛ ❛ [Name], with regret, you’re fired. ❛ ❛ Why can’t you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you? ❛ ❛ Why are you calling me Madam? ❛ ❛ We are going to steal. This. Box. Hush. You wouldn’t understand. ❛ ❛ Awww. Sweet, look at these two. How come I never get any of that? ❛ ❛ Admit it. You’ve all had this exact nightmare. ❛ ❛ I once built a gun out of leaves. Do you think I couldn’t get through a door if I wanted to. ❛ ❛ Get off! I’ve just been executed. Show a little respect. ❛ ❛ Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about? ❛ ❛ These days are all about wearable technology. ❛ ❛ Dear God, three of them. All my worst nightmares at once. ❛ ❛ Sorry I’m late honey. Traffic was hell. ❛ ❛ We’ve got about four seconds. ❛ ❛ [Name], can I just say: you really need to get out of those clothes. ❛ ❛ This is the best thing ever. Never did this when I was a man. ❛ ❛ There is nothing to be afraid of. ❛ ❛ Believe me. It was an accident. ❛ ❛ This hammock has developed a fault. ❛ ❛ Excuse me. Who’s in charge? ❛ ❛ What? Was he… an idiot? ❛ ❛ I’m making an effort not to be insulted. ❛ ❛ But my mind isn’t working because this village is so. Dull! ❛ ❛ Oh, you’ve redecorated. I don’t like it. ❛ ❛ I’m a disruptive influence. ❛ ❛ If you’re going to deny it, don’t waste my time. Just shut up. ❛ ❛ It’s not a competition about who can die slower. ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Doctor Who Part 2 ✤

» A collection of dialogue lines from various Doctor Who characters. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ You’re just making this up as you go along? ❛ ❛ Start from the beginning. Tell me everything you know. ❛ ❛ What was that for? ❛ ❛ I’m in my wedding dress! ❛ ❛ You’re completely mad. ❛ ❛ We can have cake. ❛ ❛ Do you mind if I borrow this? ❛ ❛ He’s a science geek, I should’ve known. ❛ ❛ Keep away from my daughter. ❛ ❛ You shouldn’t have let me push all those buttons. ❛ ❛ We should leave. We should go. We should… really really go. ❛ ❛ Can I say hello to anyone? ❛ ❛ What are you taking your clothes off for? ❛ ❛ You can’t tie me up. ❛ ❛ You’re not mating with me, sunshine. ❛ ❛ I warn you. I’m armed! ❛ ❛ Don’t. You. Dare. ❛ ❛ I was going to distract him, not clobber him. ❛ ❛ Pretty boy, you’re with me. Step into my office. ❛ ❛ Everything we saw. Everything we lost. I’ve only one thing to say to you: Bye! ❛ ❛ Oh, that’s disgusting. ❛ ❛ Do everything I tell you, don’t ask stupid questions and don’t wander off. ❛ ❛ Are you stealing clothes now? ❛ ❛ Shoot me, I kept the clothes. ❛ ❛ Right then! This isn’t going to be big on dignity. ❛ ❛ It’s not supposed to make that noise. You leave the breaks on. ❛ ❛ Yes, you’re right if we lie to her, she’ll get all better! ❛ ❛ Yours is bigger than mine. ❛ ❛ Stop talking, brain thinking, hush. ❛ ❛ What in the name of sanity have you got on your head? ❛ ❛ I only came for the dancing. ❛ ❛ Look at how cool this stuff is! ❛ ❛ I really don’t know what to do. That’s a new feeling. ❛

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✤RP sentence starters: Doctor Who Part 1 ✤

» A collection of dialogue lines from various Doctor Who characters. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ Well, anything could happen. ❛ ❛ Weird, I mean, you’re not special, you’re not powerful. You’re not connected, you’re not clever, you’re not important. ❛ ❛ There are soldiers all over my house and I’m in my pants. ❛ ❛ So, there’s three of you? ❛ ❛ Are you my mummy? ❛ ❛ I’m [name] and I will be your victim this evening. ❛ ❛ That nap did me the world of good. Very comfy sofa. ❛ ❛ Don’t blink. ❛ ❛ Can’t you read? ❛ ❛ Don’t look at my browser history. ❛ ❛ Why is there an apple in my dressing gown? ❛ ❛ Who does he think he is? ❛ ❛ Um… There’s still some really, really fascinating body parts in here that you could tell us about. ❛ ❛ She deserves compensation. ❛ ❛ What are you gonna do? Moisturize me? ❛ ❛ Your grasp on biology troubles me. ❛ ❛ You’re not keeping the horse. ❛ ❛ Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world? ❛ ❛ This dwelling is under attack. Remain calm, human scum. ❛ ❛ Doesn’t she seem a bit too angry to you? ❛ ❛ Yeah, I saw through your cunning ruse. ❛ ❛ Can I just say it’s been an absolute pleasure to finally meet you. ❛ ❛ What trouble you’ve got for me this time? ❛ ❛ I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one standing around looking impressed, what’s the point in having you all? ❛ ❛ And do people ever punch you in the face when you do that? ❛ ❛ I’m sorry was I- was I boring you? ❛ ❛ I could do this all day. ❛ ❛ Can I have an apple? ❛ ❛ We can do better. ❛ ❛ Can you just hurry up please or I’ll hit you with my shoe. ❛ ❛ Stop laughing, this is serious. ❛ ❛ Now you. Just wait. I’m busy. ❛ ❛ No matter how difficult the situation, there’s no need to shout. ❛ ❛ Will you stop following me? I’m not your mother. ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Incorrect Quotes ✤

» A collection of incorrect quotes by Daniele Costa aka Chief (my OC). Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ I’ve seen what you can do to a microwave. You should be banned from the kitchen for life. ❛ ❛ And I should care… why? ❛ ❛ Don’t get lost in the basement. The rats will find you. ❛ ❛ I’m one explosion away from mass murder. ❛ ❛ Pain is your body’s way of telling you to take a goddamn break. Clearly you’re a bad listener. ❛ ❛ Go fuck yourself. Oh, sorry… I forgot to turn on my polite filter. Please go fuck yourself. ❛ ❛ This is the worst idea I’ve ever heard of. And I spend most of my day being surrounded by idiots. ❛ ❛ I fear I don’t speak dumbass. Care to provide me with a translation? ❛ ❛ I yearn for the ability to factory reset humanity. ❛ ❛ You have found what in the closet?❛ ❛ Have you considered getting a life? ❛ ❛ I can observe your braincells dying in real time. ❛ ❛ Annnd that goes straight into the nightmare folder. ❛ ❛ I’m not paid enough to care about your problems. ❛ ❛ Your stupidity causes me physical pain. I demand financial compensation. ❛ ❛ The only reason why I haven’t murdered you yet is because you aren’t worth the time it would take to clean up your corpse. ❛ ❛ Oh for the love of- Stop! Licking! The frog! ❛ ❛ I’m totally willing to ritually sacrifice a bitch if it will get me some peace and quiet. ❛ ❛ No more orgies. Please. I’m not above begging. ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: Star Wars ✤

» A collection of Obi Wan Kenobi's one liners and dialogue from the Star Wars franchise. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ I have a bad feeling about this. ❛ ❛ Hello there. ❛ ❛ You were right about one thing [name]. The negotiations were short. ❛ ❛ I don’t mind flying, but what you’re doing is suicide. ❛ ❛ I hate it when he does that. ❛ ❛ Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me? ❛ ❛ You want to go home and rethink your life. ❛ ❛ Oh no, I’m not brave enough for politics. ❛ ❛ I was beginning to wonder if you got my message. ❛ ❛ I have a job to do [name], try not to upset him. ❛ ❛ So uncivilized. ❛ ❛ It’s over [name]! I have the high ground. ❛ ❛ I surrender. ❛ ❛ Surely there is no reason why we can’t be civilized about this? ❛ ❛ You’ll have to do better than that, my darling. ❛ ❛ Anything is possible. You haven’t exactly impressed me today. ❛ ❛ This is how you thank me for rescuing you? Pounce on me from the ceiling? ❛ ❛ That is a feeble excuse. ❛ ❛ Oh, you’re doing fine. She seems to like you. ❛ ❛ [name]… and here I thought this mission would be unpleasant. ❛ ❛ Patience. They will be here in a moment. You seem a bit on edge. ❛ ❛ No, wait. I want to see how it works. ❛ ❛ Listen for the loud metallic clanging sound. That would be the machine that is about to smash me into bits. ❛ ❛ I happen to be a bit short on patience right now. ❛ ❛ For a woman sworn to non-violence you don’t seem troubled that I could have been killed back there. ❛ ❛ We have to stand and fight. Or in your case, just stand. ❛ ❛ We were going to discuss surrender? ❛ ❛ So. How was my funeral? ❛ ❛ This food tastes terrible. Maybe you’d taste better. ❛ ❛ Who said I want your respect? ❛ ❛ Yes, well. Spending so much time with you was no reward either. ❛ ❛ You know, when I cut you in half I should have aimed for your neck instead. ❛ ❛ When did you become the good guy? ❛ ❛ What a lovely sight to wake up to. ❛

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✤ RP sentence starters: RE 9 ✤

» A collection of Leon Kennedy's one liners and dialogue from the game Resident Evil Requiem. Feel free to adjust as needed.

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❛ Funny. I don’t remember getting an invitation. ❛ ❛ I think I want a second opinion. ❛ ❛ You know, I do have a question. When was the last time you brushed your teeth? ❛ ❛ Sorry, I was a little tied up. ❛ ❛ Did you get what I asked for? ❛ ❛ Hope I’m not next. ❛ ❛ Sorry, but I’m not on the menu. ❛ ❛ This place is infested. ❛ ❛ Sorry to cut your act short. ❛ ❛ Well, that’s my cardio for the week. ❛ ❛ Hello, gorgeous. ❛ ❛ That girl just can’t stay out of trouble. ❛ ❛ Must be time for the evening service. ❛ ❛ ‘Scuse me. ❛ ❛ Just don’t do anything too risky, yeah? ❛ ❛ Oh, holy shit. ❛ ❛ You’re a real pest, you know that? ❛ ❛ Haven’t you had enough? I don’t have time for pest control. ❛ ❛ I thought I had a short fuse. ❛ ❛ Let me guess, you must be the town lumberjack. ❛ ❛ You’ll have to take the next one. ❛ ❛ This day just keeps getting better and better. ❛ ❛ These pups could use more training. ❛ ❛ Should’ve worn a helmet. ❛ ❛ Can’t believe it’s still standing. ❛ ❛ I remember you. ❛ ❛ I don’t have time to deal with this. ❛ ❛ Fuck me. ❛ ❛ I couldn’t save them… But I can stop bastards like you. ❛ ❛ I’ll stop you as many times as I have to. ❛ ❛ I guess this is my stop. ❛ ❛ Just so you know, I’ve killed every plant I’ve ever had. ❛ ❛ I’m gettin’ the feeling I’m not wanted around here. ❛ ❛ Didn’t realize I had such a big fan. How about an autograph? ❛ ❛ Ran into trouble. This guy was one tough bastard. ❛ ❛ Aren’t we fancy? ❛ ❛ Me? Feel like a million bucks. ❛ ❛ Over there? Easy as pie. ❛ ❛ I’ll take out as many of you fuckers as I can. ❛ ❛ Haven’t changed much, have you? ❛ ❛ Yeah yeah… Let’s get this over with. ❛ ❛ I was just resting my eyes. ❛ ❛ I swore I’d always protect those lives. ❛ ❛ Seems you’re reaching your limit. ❛ ❛ No wonder you’re so damn relentless. ❛ ❛ This time, you ain’t getting back up. ❛ ❛ Well, I’m not gonna leave your side. I’m gonna sit right here with you. ❛ ❛ I feel better than I have in ages. ❛ ❛ Maybe we can save her. ❛

[lixenn]

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Hey! Please tell me a niche fact about your OC’s …

1. … grooming habits 2. … mental/physical health 3. … worst enemy 4. … sleep schedule 5. … media consumption 6. … music taste 7. … kinks 8. … hobbies 9. … job 10. … past lovers 11. … relatives 12. … wardrobe 13. … education 14. … childhood 15. … interests 16. … spending habits 17. … social circle 18. … search history 19. … social media presence 20. … dreams/goals

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Please everyone ignore the fact that I still haven't managed to respond to my previous ask game questions 🙏 I promise I'm working on them I'm just easily distractable.