brimstone, girls would never bring him home

you've got a real bounce to your step, i bet you're quite the acrobat. chas, 25, he/they

[tilling]

you know, this is – excuse me – a damn fine weed cigarette. i can’t tell you how many weed cigarettes ive had in my life, and this... this is one of the best

[bunniope]

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

[iamoutofideas]

could you make up some more words please :)

[bunniope]

wawa gobbler

[iamoutofideas]

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

[monster1994]

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

[monster1994]

[1rose2auto3wreckin4]

[pissvortex]

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…

[charl0ttan]

the main issue with problems is that they suck bad. but what if there was an app that let you bet on child surgeries

[transmascreplica]

I have to get my pussy up... as well as my Money.

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[aflo]

Seems another femboy Friday is upon us

[aflo]

[wizardarchetypes]

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

[angelicguy]

jim henson died becuz he operated 20 puppets at once, shattering and stretching his available life force beyond what most puppeters would ever dream of

[boarofthenorth100]

LOL

[neppler]

What’s so funny

[boarofthenorth100]

Have You Seen This

[deadeyesopened]

9 out of 10 haters stop hating before finally being vindicated

[segamascott]

they grow up so fast...

[aflo]

Middle guy fell off so hard.. two hydrogen bombs and a coughing baby I'm afraid

[despazito]

[cheddar-baby]