[liquidstar]

my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them

[jermapologist]

my mom just sent me this

[instantmonkeysonline]

[softlenaluthor]

[lovinglybaking]

[metalgearsolid2]

[minigenos]

[vulpesaureus]

[minigenos]

Bless your soul for making that

[yizere]

[bananas-andstuff]

[marinatedolive]

[joylessmarxist]

People dont realize this

[babyanimalgifs]

[taskmastercaps]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this is the exact energy that i strive for 

[glumshoe]

A few weeks ago I sat down at the work computer and saw that my coworker had left some tabs open. I glanced over them and almost had a heart attack:

“Oh my god,” I thought. “Are we going to have to have a conversation about race?” The guy is only 21 but he is way too old to be questioning things like interracial friendships. Was he getting brain poisoning from the far right?

I waited anxiously for him to leave the room, and then I clicked on it.

I was... relieved, I guess, but left with strange new questions and concerns:

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[thisiswhereiletmymindexplode]

[wynn1ng]

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

[herearemyinnerfeelings]

I love how He is capitalized as if Drake Bell is God