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[instantmonkeysonline]

i should post my cat on here more often

[instantmonkeysonline]

[instantmonkeysonline]

favorite word?

i never actually use it in any of my writing or speech but i've always really liked "swimmingly"

[demiboydemon]

For speed runners, this is canon.

[frightfullytreeish]

[windwardstar]

[Image 1: screenshot of Scrooge from a Christmas Carol. There are no subtitles but those familiar with the shot know he is asking what day it is.

Image 2: a bowl of cooked ramen noodles. Those in the know means it is now May. End descriptions]

[homophobla]

I have such a good dash

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[theehorsepusssy]

[gaynfl-moved]

oh my god

[gutter-adonis]

That was timed so well oh my god

[ckret2]

i couldn’t find anyone in the notes doing the obvious research, so I did it: if you wanna recreate this experience, play It’s Gonna Be Me at 11:57:51.

If it’s already May where you are, I’m sorry this important info didn’t reach you sooner.

[ckret2]

Update: it’s exactly as satisfying as the video makes it look.

[wordfather]

mystery novel but the author has no clue whats happening either and is getting increasingly more upset

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[llamascanbepurple]

Everyone remember to leave a pack of instant ramen out tonight for Justin Timberlake

[geeky-fuckery]

[adastrabbit]

i made a new Tomodachi Life island on a seperate profile and you can probably guess the idea behind it

[bob-morley]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[warriorxena]

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