I don't know what I'm doing

don't talk to me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at the store buying potatoes so I could make mashed potatoes. I turned into the next aisle and Thomas Sanders came up behind me, stole all the potatoes from my cart, handed me a bag of sweet potatoes before leaning down and whispering, “The sweet potato is superior,” in my ear and running out the door with my potatoes, setting the alarms off, then I was arrested for assisting in a robbery and was sent to prison.

[ciel-fae]

God I read it without reading the username and I was so confused.

[beyonslayed]

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

[coolxatu]

elaborate tunnel system

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[catchymemes]

[pussylightlytoasted]

Making people laugh literally raises my happiness level

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

This was seriously the best prank

[zzzilovetosleep]

One my favorite pranks

[depresseddisneyprincess]

me watching myself make horrible life decisions

[there-will-be-violence-deactiva]

reblog if you need a big hug right now

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me @ both of them as I try to function in society:

[puppetwithapistol-deactivated20]

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

[itsagifnotagif]

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

[dacelio]

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…

[ditto-licious]

same but with offense 

[mjalti]

when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

[stability]

[mistocho]

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

[bae-cement]

I want tattoos and emotional stability.