a silly little guy

emma | 23 | minnesota

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

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the trolley problem but instead it’s a catboy or a werewolf 

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[arbor-viridanus]

Werewolves can only be killed by silver. Let the trolley run over the werewolf, it will survive.

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one must die

[lotus-of-light]

I eat the werewolf’s ass. This solves none of the problems but I die doing what i loved.

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[neurotypical-karen]

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

[stonedrozes]

the worst thing in the world is doing things. the second worst thing in the world is not doing things. how has no one ever come up with a solution for this

[boobyruby29]

modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum

[lakemojave]

Tee, (and i cannot stress this enough) hee

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[marinella-ela]

[charl0ttan]

shawty more like a malady in my head if im going to be honest

[charl0ttan]

the bus has me traveling to other locations in my city

[dykegonzo]

[acientvegtable]

[regexkind]

I think they should make an animal that can phase through solid matter. And make it hostile

[garaks-padded-bra]

my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.

[vamptits]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to disappear at sea

[karagin22]

[gin-juice-tonic]

Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.