submissions for my Tumblr reads

pussy like a flat tire

[lizard339fromtiktok]

it's me lizard339 from tik tok. i don't understand tik tok and i like tumblrs layout better so here's where u can submit funny posts for me 2 potentially read on the clock app. make sure they're funny. if they're not. well. watch yourself.

[amazoogle]

[misfiterators]

[finalhorsegirl]

[lizard339fromtiktok]

this post might bring me back

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[sergle]

this tweet is making me choke to death

[sergle]

1. precisely 2. really really enjoying this phrasing

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

[mirakurutaimu]

is "stoner" like a slur? sorry im new to lgbt

yeah i can reclaim tho

[mirakurutaimu]

you don't know shit from fuck

[lizard339fromtiktok]

do you guys like when i lie in the notes 😏

[mirakurutaimu]

is "stoner" like a slur? sorry im new to lgbt

yeah i can reclaim tho

[mirakurutaimu]

you don't know shit from fuck

[lizard339fromtiktok]

You’re genuinely one of my favorite tiktokers as you read tumblr in a way no other person can

it's an underappreciated gift

[lizard339fromtiktok]

[lizard339fromtiktok]

latest round of posts ive read. I'll try to remember to post these here after I post the tik tok. im so incredibly lazy so I'm not cropping the negative space out y'all can do that on ur own time

[nudierhythm-deactivated20230621]

I still think it's fucked up that people never post the full chillin on a weekend like usual skit

[kadzhi]

me on my way to fucking get you

[kadzhi]

me when i get your stupid ass

[thickness-protection-program]

POV you're the ⏩10 button while the YouTuber is talking about today's sponsor

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[videofame]

[neofooturism]

this post was originally about the gameboy color but you homos just have to make it about Men’s Tits

[seabassapologist]

[redwing]

JAJAKDJFXJKWKAK&&3&;992lekda+{}{+\=\==2858/9/9/&38;9/&:;&:&/&:.

[arctic-ham]

[honuofhawaii]

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

[feywildfox]

What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

[redwing]

[bundibird]

What @redwing said

[gnashingmaw]

who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce

[gnashingmaw]