local math autistic

🎨COMMISSION STATUS: ✨OPEN✨ --- idk im just doing my best --- call me Abyss --- I like to reblog a bunch of stuff at once and then go offline for random lengths of time --- I do art sometimes --- (they/them or e/em  21+) ---

[misfiterators]

url change (again)

fantastenby >>> abyssalbase6 >>> misfiterators

deleted my rainworld sideblog since i've just been posting everything on main anyways and stole the url since i liked it and wanted to use it somewhere

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

[despazito]

My favourite weather is something I call fishtank weather or sensory deprivation weather where its literally the perfect ambient temperature outside you could be naked and not feel hot or cold it's almost eerie and it's what I think conditions would be like if aliens kept us in terrariums

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[james-spaders-third-ball]

god I love my county🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[sylvere]

[ID: A clear plastic box labelled “Patriotic Red, White & Blue Pretzel Twists.” Inside, the pretzels are pastel blue, pink and white. End ID.]

[otterloreart]

ok then why didnt you

[otterloreart]

In honor of this post getting way too many notes i made this

Shes dedicated to all the people who missed the point

[otterloreart]

some people really aren't getting it so i need to clear something up, let me hold your hand through this

^^^THE SAME COMIC. THESE ARE ALL THE SAME.

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nonetoon]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[nonetoon]

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

[nonetoon]

I am making everyone remember normal goose

[nonetoon]

Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[quite-possibly-haunted]

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

[captain-price-returns]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

[tsarina-anadyomene]

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

[kill-jar-dyke]

make the transfem that's bigger and taller than you feel cute and safe or I'll fucking kill you btw

[garmbreak1]

The most obnoxious phase of the pandemic was the one where organizations started declaring random other shit “the real pandemic”

[official-kircheis]

that really was the real pandemic

[garmbreak1]

[official-kircheis]

why is twilight sparkle there

[bloodbathbyriot]

[important-animal-images]

[eeveestho]