we fucking hate Solomon Wreath

Viserys or V | it/them/none transfemmasc hostless system depressed queer socialist(s) we tag headmates with '[name] tag' (sometimes) pfp by @nicstylus & banner by @feralwetcat [LOOK AT IT]

[darthfalafel]

why is there blood in my bayou I'm not due for another two weeks

[darthfalafel]

Bode Akuna is the man Walter White thinks he is. Mark Winters is the man* Walter White thinks he is. they would both beat the piss out of him without breaking a sweat. thank you for your time

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[weirdo-on-the-internet]

[nicstylus]

Back Up Your Fricking Artwork!!!!

Hi everyone! I'm a fucking idiot! Don't be like me!

A few of you might be aware that the external hard drive I use- that oh, y'know, only about 8 years worth of artwork files are on- is dying! I literally cannot even access it because it freezes my entire computer as soon as it's plugged in :]]]]

Normally this wouldn't be a huge issue because I was also saving all my files by sending them to myself via a private discord server... up until about a year and a half ago, because I got lazy and hella busy with life.

Thankfully a lot of artwork itself is saved through tumblr or reddit, albeit compressed, lesser quality versions. But all the layered files and the stuff I never posted and a SHIT TON of WIPs will be totally lost and that is really frustrating me.

I'm specifically incredibly frustrated over the Card Project loss, because while I've finished the DD Deck with the exception of the very last card (great timing, right?) I no longer have access to ANY of the layered files, so I can't effectively edit them, or any of the high quality PNGs for this deck because I usually moved them to Discord by the deck and it wasn't finished yet. I will also have totally lost around 10 Remnant-ified character Cards because I made them at the same time as the normal card versions... but didn't save them anywhere except for the drive. Thankfully I DO have all of the Faceless Decks and their layered files, and I was diligent about schedule posting the DD deck to tumblr, so it's not a total loss... but still :/

God I'm so angry at myself xD

Anyway, the drive has been sent into the computer repair shop in a last ditch effort to recover.. anything, really. If it's a total loss or even if they can't recover the most recent stuff, I am not going to be a happy camper, and I apologize in advance because my activity will probably plummet. My motivation has already taken a huge hit and all my drawing time has now been replaced by worrying-about-my-drawings time xD Hopefully most things can be recovered, but we shall see. Lesson learned the hard way :,]

SO GO BACK UP AND SAVE YOUR GODDAMN FILES. Save the files in at least three different places. Two different drives, two different types of media/clouds/whatever and don't get friggen lazy about it!!

[nicstylus]

[beoll]

how to look more masculine with long hair

[genderfluid-youth-support]

beoll:

in my time on the web ive never seen a single resource for genderwibbly people who want to present more masculine but who don’t want to chop off their billowing locks. so i’d figure i’d make my own. So i proudly present: DARCY’S NOT QUITE COMPLETE GUIDE TO LONG HAIRED MASCULINITY

okay so first thing you have got to realize is that (even tho it totally sucks) most people automatically see that short hair equals masculine and long hair equals feminine. i know its trash but that’s how it is. so what you want to do is try to break that frame of mind in half and make people question it by contradicting it.

YOUR FACE

contouring is the name of the game folks! you’ve probably seen a bunch of tutorials on this so ill just touch on it. The main focus is to shade your face with makeup to make it look less rounded and more angular. so after applying some foundation and concealer your gonna want to get some bronzer(or some dark brown eye-shadow is what i use) and shade these areas on your face: 

blend the heck out of that till it looks more natural. next your gonna want to put some concealer on your lips to make them less pink and noticeable. and then THE most IMPORTANT part of this: DARKEN YOUR EYEBROWS im not talking fill them in or sharpen them up. im talking fur logs on your face. your can use an eyebrow pencil or some eyeliner that matches the color of your brows to give them a thicker and less curved shape(i already have kinda bushy, manly shaped brows so i just apply mascara to them to make them look darker and fuller). Then your face be lookin so super fine! 

more refs on this:  1   2   3  (there’s tons of tutorials and refs on this if you do a simple google or youtube search) 

YOUR HAIR

ALRIGHT! now here’s the fun bit. youve pretty much got two chocies: pull your hair up? or leave it down? i know somewhere along the line youre thinking “oh i’ll just push it up in a hat!” but i’m gonna be honest with you. its not like it is in the movies. in fact this almost never works. you don’t look like a dude. you just look like a girl with hair pushed up in a hat. if you can convincingly pull off a hat trick then right on for you!! but 9/10 times your just gonna look kinda dumb.

1) THE MAN BUN (aka the top knot)

honestly the man bun is modern society’s gift to long haired masculine people. its just growing and growing in popularity and so now guys with their hair up is a totally normal thing. its also super easy to do which is always a plus. this is pretty simple so i’ll just put some tutorials for it: [ 1  2  3 ] okay ive found that one of the main thing that sells this hair style as masculine is the placement of the bun on the head. girls usually where their hair up and the bun is in the middle of the back of their head. but a man bun is way up on the top of the back of the head like these:

2) LEAVING YOUR HAIR DOWN

okay so the main thing your hair does when its down is shape your face. and what youre trying to do here is to get your hair to reinforce a masculine shaped face. so check this out:

notice how the hair falls around their face? her hair swoops over her forehead and around the sides of her face making curves while his makes straight lines across his forehead and straight down the sides. now i know youre thinking “that’s just cause her hair is curly and his is straight” but the same thing applies with curly hair. it doesn’t matter what style of hair you have. what matters is how the hair shapes the forehead. you want your forehead to have that upside-down U shape going on 

also notice the direction the hair is going on the top of the head

most of her hair is coming forward towards her face to make those curvy swoops while his is going straight back completely out of his face. as the hair comes down around their shoulders it does what it pleases but for a masculine hair style youre gonna want to have the top going straight back and away from your face. 

okay so that’s all ive got! this is how i try to break the long hair equals femininity assumption. if youve got any other questions or anything i should add just shoot me a message. hope this helps!!  

[butchhatred]

Evil electrochemistry be like "you gotta get clean man"

[butchhatred]

Evil volition be like " you gotta join the semen masturbating society"

[butchhatred]

Evil endurance be like "fascism is bullshit, pun intended"

[butchhatred]

Evil esprit de corps be like "quit your job, there are no good cops"

[harry-does-boys]

evil encyclopaedia be like “nothing is interesting” :(

[butchhatred]

Nah i think thats more like "lets not get caught up in random unrelated fun facts, you should focus on the task at hand"

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[depsidase]

[kotathebearr]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

ESPECIALLY TO GILLION TIDESTRIDER

WHO IS CANONICALLY ASEXUAL

ACE VISIBILITY THIS PRIDE MONTH IS IMPORTANT 💜💜💜💜

[beoll]

how to look more masculine with long hair

[genderfluid-youth-support]

beoll:

in my time on the web ive never seen a single resource for genderwibbly people who want to present more masculine but who don’t want to chop off their billowing locks. so i’d figure i’d make my own. So i proudly present: DARCY’S NOT QUITE COMPLETE GUIDE TO LONG HAIRED MASCULINITY

okay so first thing you have got to realize is that (even tho it totally sucks) most people automatically see that short hair equals masculine and long hair equals feminine. i know its trash but that’s how it is. so what you want to do is try to break that frame of mind in half and make people question it by contradicting it.

YOUR FACE

contouring is the name of the game folks! you’ve probably seen a bunch of tutorials on this so ill just touch on it. The main focus is to shade your face with makeup to make it look less rounded and more angular. so after applying some foundation and concealer your gonna want to get some bronzer(or some dark brown eye-shadow is what i use) and shade these areas on your face: 

blend the heck out of that till it looks more natural. next your gonna want to put some concealer on your lips to make them less pink and noticeable. and then THE most IMPORTANT part of this: DARKEN YOUR EYEBROWS im not talking fill them in or sharpen them up. im talking fur logs on your face. your can use an eyebrow pencil or some eyeliner that matches the color of your brows to give them a thicker and less curved shape(i already have kinda bushy, manly shaped brows so i just apply mascara to them to make them look darker and fuller). Then your face be lookin so super fine! 

more refs on this:  1   2   3  (there’s tons of tutorials and refs on this if you do a simple google or youtube search) 

YOUR HAIR

ALRIGHT! now here’s the fun bit. youve pretty much got two chocies: pull your hair up? or leave it down? i know somewhere along the line youre thinking “oh i’ll just push it up in a hat!” but i’m gonna be honest with you. its not like it is in the movies. in fact this almost never works. you don’t look like a dude. you just look like a girl with hair pushed up in a hat. if you can convincingly pull off a hat trick then right on for you!! but 9/10 times your just gonna look kinda dumb.

1) THE MAN BUN (aka the top knot)

honestly the man bun is modern society’s gift to long haired masculine people. its just growing and growing in popularity and so now guys with their hair up is a totally normal thing. its also super easy to do which is always a plus. this is pretty simple so i’ll just put some tutorials for it: [ 1  2  3 ] okay ive found that one of the main thing that sells this hair style as masculine is the placement of the bun on the head. girls usually where their hair up and the bun is in the middle of the back of their head. but a man bun is way up on the top of the back of the head like these:

2) LEAVING YOUR HAIR DOWN

okay so the main thing your hair does when its down is shape your face. and what youre trying to do here is to get your hair to reinforce a masculine shaped face. so check this out:

notice how the hair falls around their face? her hair swoops over her forehead and around the sides of her face making curves while his makes straight lines across his forehead and straight down the sides. now i know youre thinking “that’s just cause her hair is curly and his is straight” but the same thing applies with curly hair. it doesn’t matter what style of hair you have. what matters is how the hair shapes the forehead. you want your forehead to have that upside-down U shape going on 

also notice the direction the hair is going on the top of the head

most of her hair is coming forward towards her face to make those curvy swoops while his is going straight back completely out of his face. as the hair comes down around their shoulders it does what it pleases but for a masculine hair style youre gonna want to have the top going straight back and away from your face. 

okay so that’s all ive got! this is how i try to break the long hair equals femininity assumption. if youve got any other questions or anything i should add just shoot me a message. hope this helps!!  

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[darthfalafel]

truly one of the most realistic parts of the Magnus Archives is that a landlord was an avatar of the god of suffering and pain

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[darthfalafel]

the urge to send a message saying 'hey do you guys lowkey kinda hate us because it's ok if you do we don't want to be somewhere we're not wanted and we'd rather leave before we upset anyone seriously' but it's one of those things where if they don't hate you before...

[stress-doodlez]

fuuuuuck Ashe doesn't have an official hero name

I've seen people call him Winter in their fics, but I haven't seen a concrete fan name. Maybe just The Trickster?

The Silver Spirit? Summoner? Blizzard? Pentagram? Magenta Menace?

Magenta Menace feels too mean.

[darthfalafel]

to be fair it's not like any of the others have much of a hero name-

[stress-doodlez]

Truuuue I was thinking about keeping Ashe's naming convention the same as the other PD boys

But Winter/s as a name is kinda misleading. Maybe just Ashe

[darthfalafel]

I think Ashe's lack of a hero name is a really poignant aspect of the story but obviously that's totally different in an au and we don't know what you're writing so

[stress-doodlez]

I'm writing a college au where the Prime Force/Prime Defenders are a popular comic series that the boys form a club around. So I'm in a bit of a predicament for Ashe's comic version lol

Considering making him a civilian who has an assigned code name to keep him anonymous

[darthfalafel]

ooh sounds good! we'll check it out if we remember

[memewhore]

[official-mugi]

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

[hoodiegal]

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”