Old as balls

Thats pretty old

[opttwoodrow]

[sidebottomjeansbootswiththefur]

[morphimus]

He looks like he’s ducking down to slurp up those mini-kermits like some kinda anteater.

[puppetshell]

When you lay too many eggs and realize your young won't survive with that much competition

[randomalistic]

Go

[maidthings]

coworker next to me just closed his mostly red robinhood app to pull up his sports betting service

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[fupafiend]

aborted uncle: i would have loved to tell you what nintendo was working on. if i got to work there.

[mx-capgras]

this will stay in my ask box forever. i have never enjoyed an ask so much as i have enjoyed this one

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[anatomizer]

objectum king

[mybigfatgaylife]

Pulling this gem out of prev tags

[explorersofsky]

love the way this website comes together when some cunt dies

[secretgarden]

[pornbot19-deactivated20251127]

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[dairymold]

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

.

[gorbling]

you go to block a porn bot and it has a picture of you as its icon

[gorbling]

[depsidase]

[argumate]

living in California is just an endless sequence of moments where you see a white guy with his Asian girlfriend then realise oh wait he’s Hispanic then realise oh wait she is also Hispanic

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6