[un-monstre]

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is crazy i’m going crazy over this

[cinnamowl]

God puts his strongest soldiers in Dachgeschosswohnungen 🥀

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

[gaystropod]

I love that the nature of humanity is to repeat itself

[langernameohnebedeutung]

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don't really know why, though)

other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Voting ended onJul 23, 2023

[blue-corvid]

Before I… crack them open?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

[blue-corvid]

WHAT IS THAT

[langernameohnebedeutung]

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

[asparklethatisblue]

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

[bonyassfish]

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

[langernameohnebedeutung]

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

The guillotine device from a couple of reblogs above is der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

das Ei (pl. die Eier) = egg

die Schale = shell

sollen = to be supposed to

der Bruch = crack, fracture

die Stelle = site, place, location

die Bruchstelle = site of fracture

die Sollbruchstelle = predetermined breaking point

verursachen = to cause

-er =suffix to turn a verb into a noun (genus m)

der Verursacher = causative agent

der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = device to cause a predetermined breaking line around the perimeter at the top of a boiled egg so it can be opened neatly

Also: Eierwärmer, egg warmers to keep the eggs warm during a long Sunday breakfast. They are often handmade and knitted or crocheted in a decorative shape, but they can also be bought. Popular as a gift for Easter.

[praise-suns-and-chill]

...I never considered that we might be the only ones doing this

[dehydratedbunny]

wdym thats only grrman i dont believe this we are not the autistic egg country all yhat is NORMAL and NESSECARY and good brrakfast eggs are DIVINE

[brehaaorgana]

Extremely German egg eating

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[titkoks]

my jaw hit the floor

[cipheramnesia]

excuse the fuck out of whoever this is

[cumaeansibyl]

the gnarliest, dirtiest shredding with that fucking casio keyboard metronome beat I can’t stand it

[clevermanka]

[nyctalus-noctula]

bitches will swear to not be THAT german and then run to the ice cream shop as soon as it's like 10°C and the tiniest bit sunny. To get a lecker spaghetti ice cream and complain about the prices.

I AM BITCHES 1,90€ FOR A KUGEL HABN DIE DEN ARSCH OFFEN??

[victusinveritas]

I don't know who the fuck censored "hell" in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn't me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

[depsidase]

[newmenewmeme]

[spatenhirn]

Wir stecken da alle zusammen drin

[not-trustworthy]

[yesornopolls]

Are you German?

Are you German?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

[caintooth]

the death of media literacy genuinely pains me.

Nosferatu (2024) not only can be, but SHOULD BE interpreted as being about many different topics at the same time, including but not limited to: romance, love, abuse, grooming, incest, mental illness, disability, chronic illness, eroticism, disgust, sensuality, queerness, capitalism, class, misogyny, white fears of the Middle East, pandemics, greed, lust, kink, fate, self-determination of destiny, god and faith, sacrifice, higher purpose, etc etc etc.

Nuance exists, and it especially exists in art, and it ESPECIALLY exists in gothic horror. I am begging you people to stop seeing everything so goddamn black and white.

I’ll write a longer post when I’m more awake but for now let me just say, I am frustrated and angry and can’t wait to see the movie again today lmao.

[hanfugallery]

bunnies in chinese hanfu from various dynasties by 添添Emily