i wish i knew how this app works

do u play the arcana cause i do / @lizbyart on IG

[artfight]

if time vs space doesnt win at least one of these years i will be oh so sad. i can already imagine all the homestuck references

homestuck fans grab your strife specibi-

[the-bedheaded-league]

New Sherlock Holmes adaptation idea: Watsondoes a voiceover narration of the story and it frequently contradicts what’s happening onscreen. Sometimes it’s literally just blatant lies. Watson also frequently looks into the camera like he’s on the office. It’s set in the original Victorian era so this should not be possible. He’s the only character who does this.

[bastart13]

I remember starting these in 2022, but what better time than the present to finish the wedding set

The charms really were beautiful

[achesspiece]

the 3ds is such an elegant device like she can play games she can fold she can be hacked what can't she do

[chocogummiesx]

#arcanapocky event by @lizbyart on her IG uwu <3

I had the sudden urge and inspiration to finally do a challenge ✨🥰 

arkius and his matcha fix,, if he can’t get it in tea, he’ll get it through pocky 

also help I still don’t understand clothes folds and shading 🤧🤧🤧

[lizbyart]

omg coming back from the depths of my tumblr account just to reblog this, is indeed a really great decision

thank you again for taking part in this challenge, this looks amazing 🥺💖💖💖💖

[zagreus]

girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)

[zagreus]

god_i_wish_that_were_me.jpg

[maswartz]

[crinosg]

Red Ranger be like

[thea-nymo]

“oh no someone with common sense”

[solassitudes]

networking this, emails that, linkedin this. maybe I don’t want to.

[finelythreadedsky]

dark academia is just when the lightbulbs in the library haven’t been replaced in nine years

[terpsikeraunos]

dark academia is when your department is in the basement

[thepocketpencil]

[foreveriallyzombified]

Pardon me, are we, as a website, still doing the kin thing? if so, may i kin columbo? i am a frumpy adult man who likes solving mysteries, and, uh, i can pull off a tan coat, or so in told. I don’t watch any anime, so if i have a kin, would it inconvenience you to be columbo? Thanks.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

my friend you could not do such a thing for i am already Columbo

[foreveriallyzombified]

Ah, I see, sorry to bother you sir, i will just be heading out…

[foreveriallyzombified]

*turns around in the doorframe*

just one more thing…

i noticed that you are kinning outside of your ability.

[wanlingnic]

Ahh! I’m so happy, my store has updated with exciting new merch! And all the charms have been restocked. :D 

So! Happy new year, guys! You can get a 15% discount with the code:  FRESHSTART2021

Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/sg-en/shop/Wanlingnic

As usual, signal boosts would be amazing! Reblog to help a starving trollop. :D

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[theconcealedweapon]

If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?

Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.

Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

[missheis]

Mm, it says here these are facts

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I’ll repost time and time again. Y'all don’t give two fucks bout fat people’s health you just project your insecurities on to others and see that as you giving “helpful advice”. You’re not being helpful, you’re being hurtful. Leave fat people alone and practice minding your business

[what-even-is-thiss]

Fairy: Hey I didn’t get your name.

Me: Yeah that was on purpose.

Fairy: Oh my god stealing people’s names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?

Me: Well yes, but that’s just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.

Fairy: You’re smarter than I thought.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: So is the fairy monarch democratically elected?

Fairy: I think the one from a small corner of Alabama might be but for the most part, no. It’s still decided by a contest between the three oldest children.

Me: What kind of competition?

Fairy: Well it used to be to the death but that was too violent so these days each kingdom comes up with their own. In mine I think they play marbles but I’ve never seen one.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: Okay so why shouldn’t I say thank you or give gifts in return for favors?

Fairy: That’s mostly a regional thing but where I’m from it’s insulting to the wealth of the person giving you stuff. Like you really only thank people when what they did was like a huge burden so if you thank someone for giving you something that’s like calling them poor.

Me: Fairies have wealth inequality?

Fairy: I mean we technically still live under a feudal system if I’m being honest but with modern technology and ethics nobody notices.

Me: Do you have Internet down there?

Fairy: Only dial-up. That’s why I come to your house.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Fairy: So you’re telling me that human men don’t think that frog eyes are sexy?

Me: Well not most of them to my knowledge.

Fairy: So I bought these contacts for nothing.

Me: Hey man you don’t have to be a frog spirit to lure men into your clutches. Plenty of dudes are into cat eyes and ghoulish moaning.

Fairy: You really think so?

Me: I know so! Stop doubting yourself so much. You can definitely find some mortal men to lure into the timeless void for several centuries and adopt a demon cat with you.

Fairy: Thanks, man. That means a lot.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Fairy: So humans... don’t eat glass?

Me: No? It’ll cut up our insides and kill us.

Fairy: Ooohhhh. Oh no.

Me: What did you do now?

Fairy: More like... what I’ve done over the past three centuries since I moved out of my mom’s house.

Me: Did the coughing up of blood not cue you into anything?!?!!

Fairy: I thought that humans just spontaneously die sometimes!

Me: No we don’t! There’s physical reasons for these things!

Fairy: So... no more bringing nightshade and glass entrees to the potluck?

Me: No!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: So why mushrooms as portals?

Fairies: Look man, even we don’t mess with mushrooms alright? Sometimes they open up a portal to the human world and it’s just best to not question it.

Me: So wait. You don’t make the fairy circles?

Fairy: No. Mushrooms decide.

[lonewolf23k]

I love everything about this. Including the "mushrooms decide" thing.

[garrettauthor]

This is the greatest, start to finish. I want to meet a fairy now.

(I’ve always wanted to meet a fairy.)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

*after Infinity War*

Wong: *sobbing after he learns Stephen's dead* How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed-