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25, they/them. reblog sprees are tagged #blorbo breakdown. block at your own convenience.

[teilzeitfrosch]

Behold the Frog!

My beloved friend @madbalalaika generously painted this œuvre of my beloved stuffie. Forsooth, a masterpiece worthy of eternal admiration! It brings eternal joy to my heart.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[shop5]

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[exeggcute]

tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct

[eterrorist]

PENIS SIZE IN BIOS NOW

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERACTING IF YOUR DICK IS SMALLER THAN MINE 

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

that’s really inclusive of you to let so many people interact

[eterrorist]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman

[aeleolus]

Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[292901092489]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[twirlingfreckles]

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[diacetylmorphine-android-deacti]

slut

[transmechanicus]

loyal knight