What are we to do.

27/ Gemini / Any Pronouns / Bi / Header by my friend @PUNCHTIG3R on Twitter!

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

[supahbeefcakes]

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[guiltfactory-moved]

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

[maxknightley]

princess asking her advisor if they should send the knightgirl on a "cue you ee ess tee" because if she actually hears the word she'll start flipping out, demanding her squire start dressing her, etc.

[notahorseindisguise]

every signle fucking person on here: hey! i know you dont know me and we have less than zero rapport but i decided to interact with your post without engaging with your post. hope you enjoy my unrelated comments!

[notahorseindisguise]

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[slothliart]

Unholy family portrait 🧑‍🧑‍🧒

Prints here! 💖

[sarcasmprodigy]

Making women up like it's a job

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[creatingblackcharacters]

Reason number 86512 why Black people have to be killed off in horror movies because we would not be doing that shit otherwise:

Tell me why it looks like Silent Hill on my way to work right now. Dark, foggy, terrifying. So I'm driving through this path with no light, and far in front of me suddenly appears what looks like a combination of Siren Head and Slenderman, with a long, Eldritch branched black body and a shining white head, with an aura of light around it.

I took my foot off the gas.

I was terrified.

Turns out it was just a tree with a stadium light behind it. But for a moment there I was going to hit the hardest u-turn of my life. I gotta stop playing these games fr.

[creatingblackcharacters]

In that moment, I completely understood why our ancestors came up with cryptids and shit. I mean it legitimately looked like a long, thin body with these strange arms, and a bright ball of light at the top. Some ol "be not afraid" shit nahhhh the angels woulda had to say that to me. I get it now.

[redandblacktac]

Full Render Commission

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive