Writer's Block

[yeahiwasintheshit]

a buncha shit

[headspace-hotel]

we should come up with additions with increasingly more specific animals for increasingly more specific situations

[minjiminjiminji]

holy shit

[ploxx-deactivated20110909-deact]

[tuscansweaters-deactivated20200]

IS THIS REAL LIFE???

[lilyrighter]

don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

[matthewaran]

I FOUND IT, I FINALLY FOUND IT

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[queer-as-frikc]

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL

[lizwritsbilove]

OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS

[foulserpent]

this was an unpopular take in recent history but i truly believe it is possible to care about your friends and acquaintances and be a good friend while simultaneously hoping their lame ass boyfriend (theres always one) dies in a boating accident or falls into a well or smth

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[my-darling-boy]

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

[friku8706]

okay, i really cant resist rebloging this one, it's too cute 💙

[berrybitts]

Riza finding out which chess piece she is :)

[ladymatt]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Minor or Background Relationships Additional Tags: Hand & Finger Kink, Slow Burn, ASMR, Fashion Designer Magnus Bane, Alternate Universe - Human, Alec Lightwood Deserves Nice Things, Magnus Bane Deserves Nice Things, They are both Nice Things, Loss of Virginity, Coming Out, Marathon Sex, Supportive Isabelle Lightwood, Porn with Feelings, Wall Sex, Good Parent Maryse Lightwood, We’re talking Season 3 levels of support from Maryse here, Bad Parent Robert Lightwood, Someone’s got to be the villain, Java Jace Wayland, Magnus says Alexander a lot, alec is into it, First Time, First Kiss, First goddamn everything for our boy Alec, Cat is an enabler, Archery, Alec teaches archery and martial arts, Alec Lightwood is Good With Kids, Gratuitous use of italics, Pathologist Izzy, She does modelling on the side, Because have you seen her, Past Drug Use, It is very minor though

Summary: “I give you permission to woo my brother,” Isabelle says seriously. “Please. Do it for the good of humanity.” Magnus places his hands over hers, which are still gripping his shoulders, and stares back at her with an intensity he’s not sure the subject requires.

“This is in the top five weirdest conversations I’ve ever had,” he says gravely. “But thank you.”

➸

Magnus is a fashion designer. Alec is decidedly not. Magnus thinks that, despite the fundamental difference in their wardrobes, Alexander Lightwood is a mystery he’d rather like to solve. Possibly with his tongue.

[mikeyjamesk]

me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*

me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?

[ruinedchildhood]

[dottiep]

"Gay girls are sort of the superior race because there's nothing more punk rock and anti-patriarchy than being like, not only do I not need a man, I don't need no man." -Trixie Mattel, UNHhhh

[mikeyjamesk]

me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*

me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?

[skittles-rainbow-cat]

saying “i love you” is so freeing though, like your best friend does a silly dance in the parking lot so you say “i love you” or your partner says something rly dumb but it makes you laugh so you say “i love you” or one of your parents brings you some of the food they cooked so you say “i love you” it’s so freeing and pure and human so maybe we should say “i love you” a little more often

[fishingboatproceeds]

My neck my back.

[taylorswift]

Lick my pussy

[fishingboatproceeds]

And my crack!

[lizwritsbilove]

This is beautiful pls i love them

[inkskinned]

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[msjessicaday]

I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GONNA GO WHEN SHE SAID “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD” AND NOW I’M JUST. I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND SDFUHDKJJFSDHSKJL

[menstru8r-deactivated20210616]

kitty foreman said fuck female socialization

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

a collection of seemingly unintentionally profound shitposts that fill me with a viscerally intense feeling of existential awareness

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