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she’s………….

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Why do I need an account?WhyDoINeedAnAccount?WhyDoINeedAnAccount?WhyDoINeedAnAccount? WHY DO I NEED AN ACCOUNT???

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[fantasmadebarovia]

[cinnamonngirl555]

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[puppetprincess]

i am a fan of this moomin panel :>

[kisxmesoft]

[phantomsofyourformerself]

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

[fromhersoul]

[animentality]

[i-am-a-fish]

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

[nightmare-foundation]

"Average scientist discovers 1 new alien lifeform" actually just statistical error. Doctor First Contact Grace, who discovers 2637355 scientifically revolutionizing alien lifeforms every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[heartpdf]

[pansy2025]

things used to be $5

[goth-queen]

[thememedaddy]

[berylian]

[cherabby]

[dogpuppy]