Helloooo

[rumpled]

Rush Hour bloopers.

[queen-of-quiet-queefs]

This is the cutest thing.

[jjnora]

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

[jalhallah-deactivated20210411]

what the fuak amm i reading

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[teenscoolest]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[elijahdblogii]

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[hershey]

I don’t think anyone could’ve said it in a better way

[palewansickly]

I reblog these things in the hope that someday I will grow to believe them. 

[thisshouldmeansomething]

I needed that

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

#DontNormalizeHate PSA shows parallels between Muslim registry and Japanese internment

[la-babyyk-deactivated20170308]

this was powerful

[ljay12]

Me: *successfully avoids social event* nice

Me: *is really lonely* shit

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

#DontNormalizeHate PSA shows parallels between Muslim registry and Japanese internment

[la-babyyk-deactivated20170308]

this was powerful

[historyandmemes]

Know your history. Know your memes - @historyandmemes

[montypythonandtheholyblog]

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

❤

[dunhamsanddreamscapes]

[sadxfuzz-deactivated20141025]

today on satan makes a blog post

[mytinygayitalianson-deactivated]

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

[clockworkjerk]

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

[thelilnan]

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

[stability]

this is so cute and makes me so happy

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

You ever hit up someone but as soon as they reply you know you made a mistake

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

[imashleigh]

I legitimately laughed, out loud, involuntarily. I love this post so much.

[meanplastic]

[graveyard-whistler]