[vaticanspaceprogram]

[atramentumnoctis]

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

[verygoodcomments]

[teaboot]

Okay so Ollie loves sinks and showers and running water of all kinds, yes? This is known.

And ever since he was a kitten, when I first caught him peeing in the bathtub and he sae me use the shower to clean it out, he has been doing this whenever he wants a faucet turned on

Tub, sink, shower, whatever- he will climb on in. Scratch scratch scratch. LOOK at me. Then do it again

I learned this was intentional when I taught him the word "water", and after that whenever I caught him scratching I'd say "water?" and he'd stop to run over to the spigot and stare at it in anticipation like the strange little freak he is.

Well it's been a few years. I keep the bathroom sink filled when it's out of use because whenever it's empty he gets upset. I have learned to live around this

Tonight he didn't get to watch the bathtub drain because he was playing with a can downstairs. By the time he was done the bath was empty and I was getting dressed.

And so he began to scratch.

"No", I told myself. "I just got dry. I am not turning the shower on now. Not this time."

I saw him stop. Look back at me. Then resume scratching.

I left to throw my towel in the laundry.

Then I came back.

And I heard a plop.

My friends. Family. Compatriots.

I pulled back the curtain to find my son dropping STEAMING HOT LOGS in my MOTHER FUCKING BATHTUB

What the absolute FUCK

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[railroadsoftware]

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

[mckinleyhaditcoming-deactivated]

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

[railroadsoftware]

the yakuza

[teaboot]

you are like hatsune miku to me

i feel pretty and empowered

[teaboot]

How it feels when your trusting and optimistic nature thwarts a malicious plot you weren’t even aware of

[teaboot]

An addendum:

[teaboot]

I was making a doodle about an AroAce mood and fucked up the third panel but I think this might be better actually

[teaboot]

happy pride

[pomodorosa]

Canva Japan 「伝えたい想いのそばに 碧い海商店街」篇 キャラクター原案、プロップデザイン、イメージボード

[teaboot]

[transhuman-priestess]

its been like a decade and i still don't understand the urge to put your lights on a wifi network

[transhuman-priestess]

I know people were sayign this from the very beginning but like, what actual convenience does that provide for you that a light switch doesnt' have already? You have to set up bullshit on your wifi (which is always a nightmare, even before you get to the security vulnerabilities) and in turn you get...a point of attack for your home network that literally anyone with third-grade javascript knowledge can exploit.

[transhuman-priestess]

Everything else that's got like, schedules and stuff, could be solved by simply putting a basic scheduling function that my parent's programmable thermostat had back in 1997, no wi-fi or networking required.

[transhuman-priestess]

In general, IoT devices fall into one of three categories:

1.) Could have been a power strip 2.) Could have been a timer 3.) Juicero

[targetedknowledge]

[fisutiddies]

[teaboot]

*Sprays u with a can of "Serious String"* [you are gently covered by a loose, aerisolized tangle of high-tensile polymer weave]

[kiioki11]

💅🏽🎀

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[teaboot]

You know what, if I believed the world went on forever and ever and ever in all unfathomable directions without end, without borders, without maps, without name or comprehension all the way out into the end of days forever, I think I'd also paint the handprints of my loved ones over everything we could touch