Sky Fy

This is my jam. Don't judge me.  |  Photo is of me.

[victusinveritas]

In case you need it for your D&D games or siege actions— here's what the ballistic trajectory of a flaming pumpkin fired out of a trebuchet looks like.

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

[pocketss]

leave your laundry on the floor for them

[probablybadrpgideas]

Mordenkainen's Stupid Bullshit

[rlyehtaxidermist]

there's a point in your life on the internet where "oh, it's a weird sex thing" becomes reassuring. there's so many worse reasons that people do things. fly your flag mate

[phantomrose96]

Extremely generic, typical isekai anime where the main character is a high school boy who's so good at video games in his day-to-day life, but people don't respect gamers :( so he's a loser :( ...until he ends up isekai'd into a fantasy world that RUNS on video game logic.

Except this main character is a speed runner.

World record holding speed runner.

Elf-woman in the introductory episode shares the long, sad history of her realm at odds with the Demon Lord and his reign. She looks up just as she's about to describe the moment the Demon Lord killed her husband, and main character is... gone.

Several many fields away.

Naked as the day god made him because equipping the intro clothes takes 3 seconds between menu opening and character re-rendering.

The Wall of the Unfathomable, which has sealed these villagers within their own walls for generations unknown, sees its first breach in a millennium as Main Character scales it ass-backwards clipping and ragdolling up its scaffolding by abusing the collision detection logic and its impact on speed reversal.

NPCs launch into speeches which bewilder and confuse even them because they should NOT be saying anything about the deep sacred mana that can defeat the Dark Demon Lord but the fucker standing in front of him in tighty-whiteys with a level 99 helmet and the Hero Sceptor (which he should NOT have yet but) is compelling the NPC for reasons they cannot begin to comprehend.

The Demon Lord is alerted by holographic message from his most trusted underling that some disturbance has just rippled through from Elf Realm and that some portal may have just opened from the human world, which warrants some caution as the prophesied hero is said to--cut off by the MC catapulting past all 18 floors of Demon Tower security using the infinite speed jump glitch and one-shotting the Demon Lord with a single rag-doll spastic thrust through his heart which launches the Demon Lord along with MC into a 500mph spiral into the stratosphere... And somewhere, the end credits play.

[recoiloperated]

....I'm not an anime guy, but I'd watch that

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

And fitting with the theme, it should be one episode long

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Good news everyone!

There are already TWO stories like that!

A slightly serious one, where the MC uses his knowledge as shortcuts called:

Hell Mode: Yarikomi Suki No Gamer Wa Hai Settei No Isekai De Musou Suru (Hellmode ~Gamer Who Likes to Speedrun Becomes Peerless in a Parallel World with Obsolete Setting)

And one insane comedy, where the MC indeed kills the Demon Lord in under an hour (with a stick and practically butt naked) and has then live with the consequences of breaking the natural laws of the isekai world called

Rta Sousha Wa Game Sekai Kara Kaerenai (Speedrunner Cannot Return from the Game World)

[brazenautomaton]

okay i'm reading that second one and it's goddamn wonderful this is post hoc validation of the very concept of isekai

[mortimermcmirestinks]

just had the most hilariously rancid idea for a drawing. gimme a sec

[mortimermcmirestinks]

so here's whatever the fuck this is

[zeemczed]

Jamie looks dead on, but you really yassified Adam.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

perfect addition to this post, thank you

[probablybadrpgideas]

An entire kindergarten of fae pact warlocks. They're warlocks because the fae kid broke their arm playing sports and everyone signed their cast

[barbwalken]

Day 14

[dragaylia-unfound]

pokemon fans when they have to wait another year for the next big game with no major releases in-between

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ah yes, toothpaste flavored lasagna / lasagna flavored toothpaste

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[kittydesade]

what

[septembersung]

A cancan of coke, if you will

[lesbianralzarek]

and as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual

[lollitree]

A little friend

[gaycism]

~

[crazy-brazilian]

For my male audience

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

[cweercrippledcrafter]

Had a revelation recently and thought it might help other people too.

There is absolutely NO shame in having a ton of projects on the go and switching between or even dropping them on a whim.

Hobbies are meant to be FUN.

You can have 20 writing projects, or knitting, or whatever your thing is, and putting them down for a bit or abandoning them is a-okay.

I personally would never think that someone who started playing a video game and then decided to play another before it was finished was a quitter, so why am I so judgemental towards myself?

Doing your hobbies in a way that brings you joy isn't selfish or weak, it's...literally the whole point of them. Go nuts!